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Translation and annotation of quack classical Chinese
There is a doctor who claims to be proficient in surgery. A lieutenant came down from the battlefield and was shot by a flowing arrow. He went deep into the meat and asked the doctor to treat Liao. The doctor took the scissors, cut off the shaft, and knelt on the ground to be rewarded. The lieutenant said, "The arrow is still in the meat. We must deal with it quickly." The doctor said, "It is a matter of internal medicine to take an arrow from meat. I didn't expect to be treated together. "
Note: Good: Good at it, good at it. Captain: Captain. Array: battlefield, front line. Flow direction: unordered arrows. Membrane: muscle. Y: invitation. Ambassador: It refers to the doctor. Tube: arrow shaft. X: Reward, reward. Arrow. Urgent: Right away.
Introduction to the original text and works: There used to be a doctor, and the media could cure the camel's back. He said: "If you bow your head, if you shrimp, if you bend the ring, if you prolong the treatment, you can treat it as a husband." One believes in how to cure camels. It is two rope boards, one is placed below, the camel is lying on it, and the other is pressed, which means that the camel will go straight before dying. His son wants to call the official.
The doctor said, "I cure camels, but I control people straight, so I control them to death!" " "blare! Today, I am an official, but I am in charge of money and food collection. No matter the people die, what's the difference between this and medical care!
Introduction to the work: quack cures camels: just stand up straight and ignore the jokes about the life and death of hunchbacks. This is not a doctor, but it is obviously killing people. In the face of each other's hype, he actually gave his life to a quack. Ridiculous, it also causes us to think deeply.
Quack Doctor Camel is Jiang Yingke's work, and Xue Tao's novel was written by Jiang Yingke. Jiang Yingke was a writer in Ming Dynasty, and his prose was very successful. There are five kinds of novels: Xue Tao's novels, Tan Cong's novels, Tan Yan's novels, Moon Hee's novels and Hehe's novels, which are legendary and humorous, expressing their own opinions and full of fun. There were many crises in the late Ming Dynasty, and the feelings of worrying about the country and the people were also reflected in the Ming Dynasty.
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