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What's so funny about April Fool's Day?
Do you know what's funny about April Fool's Day? April Fool's Day is also an April Fool's Day, a humorous day and so on. April Fool's Day is a popular folk festival in the west since the19th century, and no country has recognized it as a legal holiday so far. On this day, people cheat and play tricks on each other in various ways, and often at the end of the joke, they will expose and announce that the object of the joke is a "fool". Let me recommend some interesting things for you on April Fool's Day.
What's so funny about April Fool's Day? 1 1, you-beautiful and lovely! Smart and more character! Kindness and courage! There are really many advantages! Are you happy? This message was sent to me. Lend it to you on April Fool's Day!
At that meeting, my only eye never left you. I am fortunate to be your bosom friend. Miss you many times, homesickness has become a river, with scattered memories and a happy heart. I spoke. Today is April Fool's Day.
3. In a rainy season, I met Rain Man, you; In a quiet lake, I met a fisherman, who is also you; In the month of each year, I only send my blessing to one person, fool, happy holidays.
I confess that I have three hearts for you: I want to love you wholeheartedly, I want to touch you sincerely and I want to care about you. The second meaning: your words are my will, and your wishes are my heart. I will seriously carry out my half-hearted plan until the end.
It is said that one day, tofu wandered in the street and met with vinegar. Tofu teased: What a sour taste! Did you stir up other people's feelings again? When vinegar gets angry, mix tofu!
6. In recent years, water friendship has been rampant, infringing love has been rampant, cottage affection has surged, and pirated greetings have been everywhere. Today, World Copyright Day, I want to solemnly declare that my good feelings and blessings to you are absolutely original. Happy April Fool's Day!
7. You are working, aren't you? Are you tired? There is one thing that I have been holding in my mind for a long time. After careful consideration, I decided to tell you. What I want to tell you is that … there is still some time before work. Happy April Fool's Day!
8, whether it is summer or autumn, it is good to feel cool; Whether it is ups and downs, it is good to be happy; Whether it is far away or close at hand, just keep it in mind. Friends wish you well, contact more if you have nothing to do! Happy April Fool's Day!
9. In spring, we sow the prosperous truth with warmth; In summer, we cultivate our deep friendship with love; In autumn, we harvest sincere friendship with sincerity; In winter, we cherish the burning enthusiasm with happiness; Friend, have a nice day! Happy April Fool's Day!
10, knowing you is a kind of fate; Caring about you is a habit. No matter how busy life is and how far away it is, our friendship will not change. Even if there are a thousand words, I can't express my blessing to you. I just hope you will always be happy April Fool's Day!
April Fool's Day 2 1 What's so funny? Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!
2. Prompt for free phone call: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ringing, and then press Shut Down. At this time, the call is free.
If you receive this message, it proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.
4. To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.
I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!
6, romantic chic is a handsome guy, a hundred phone calls should be big brothers, taxi drivers are brothers, and text messages are pigs.
7. You are standing in a crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, like the most beautiful melody in the world. The melody reverberates in my heart for a long time, and I want to say: your wig is going to fall off. ...
8. Urgent reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!
9. This is a carefully designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?
10, someone said to me, "You are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening! I know you! Bullying people like this! I'm sorry about that pig!
1 1. What is romance? Knowing that she doesn't love you, I gave her 99 roses. What do you mean by waste? When you knew that she loved you, you gave her 99 roses. Happy April Fool's Day!
12. This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows Chunqing.
13. When Tang Priest took a break with three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read text messages!"
14, tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?
15, Seismological Station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.
16, pay attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.
17, I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on everyone. I just want you to take care of me alone. Happy April Fool's Day!
18, I had a dream last night that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you actually said, after all, you have a good life, and even the cesspit smells good.
19, you are so handsome and so cool, you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are the second generation fool!
20. According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain. Remember!
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