520 online Valentine's Day funny quotations

1. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life.

I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you again and again, and the third is to be with you forever.

You ask me how much I love you, and the moon represents my heart. You asked me how sincere I am to you, and I would faint without you.

5. Love is slow and time is fast. Loneliness is long and life is short. You are in a deep, deep loneliness, waiting for me to be stupid.

6. Raindrops will turn into coffee, seeds will bloom roses, travel is a kind of date, and parting is the taste of loneliness. It's not that no one is with you. I just don't drink coffee. I get tired when I walk, and it breaks when it rains. Only you are perfect.

7. Every year, 520 is a "confession day". The biggest difference between diaosi and Gao Fushuai is that Gao Fushuai can easily finish the last two thirds, while diaosi can only finish the first two thirds.

I asked a mosquito to come to you tonight, let him tell you that I miss you very much, and let him kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now. I hope you don't light mosquito-repellent incense. It will tell you how much I love you!

9. Love is the gold under a man's knee, and love is his daughter's 28th advancement. Love is Erhai Cangshan, and love is the gradual decline of water. Love is endless life, so the best glue in the world is called "520".

10. I met you and they liked each other; Kiss you, tenderness is full of drunkenness; Hug your waist, I want happiness; Hook up with you, and the fate will be fixed!

1 1.0% persistence+10% yearning+10% jealousy+10% doubt+10% sweetness+10% heartache+

12.2 1,520,7758990,2020240。 Honey, I love you, kiss me, okay? Love you, love you to death.

13. If you blink, I will die; If you blink again, I will come back to life; If you keep blinking, I will die!

14. If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

15. liking someone is a feeling. It's true that you don't like someone. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable. My love for you is also indescribable. I love you.

16. If you like someone, you should be more practical and sincere inside. You don't have to expect to receive many points, only care about whether you have paid it completely, even if it hurts to pieces.

17. I'm happy and carefree. I'm really infatuated with you. I'm worried about you. I'm sad and infatuated. I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I'm worried about writing it, and I'm afraid you're careless.

18. I suddenly didn't know what to say when I dialed your phone. Actually, I just want to hear your familiar voice. In fact, what I really want to dial is just a string in my heart.

19. Dear: I miss you so much! I hope I can meet you at the speed of light in one second, kiss you and then go back to the boring office.

I don't know how you are today, but my situation is not good. I just feel that you have been buzzing in my mind, left and right, inside and out. Do you miss me?

Inadvertently, you stole my heart. Broken me, only miss you, miss you! Give me your heart back, will you?

22. I miss you so much! If the breeze is affectionate, please take away my thoughts of you, and I will care about you all my life; If Baiyun is interested, please bring my love to you. I am willing to make love with you forever!

23. Dear! The doctor said I was lovesick. The prescription is as follows: kiss three times+lover's tears 2-3 drops+eternal love for a lifetime, I think … only you can save me!

24. Let's be a pair of happy mice and fall in love foolishly. What we do every day is to snuggle up in the sun and give birth to a group of little mice. In winter, the mountains are closed by heavy snow, so we just hide in the warm haystack and surf the Internet.

I was walking alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. Your name is on it:)

Dear, please don't blame me for being too annoyed. I just care too much about you. Please don't give me a silent protest. Give me the information quickly, because I miss you so much now.

27. When the first morning light shines on the world, my love will come to you, remember! My love is always by your side!

28. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me: What do you want to wish for? I said: I want to take care of a person who is reading text messages all my life. May she be happy forever and bless her when she is unhappy!

29. The stars at night are my eyes staring at you.

30. It is difficult to love someone, but I have been paying; Love a person is very tired, but I am addicted to acacia; It is silly to love someone, but I am stubborn.

3 1. I asked a mosquito to come to you tonight, let him tell you that I miss you very much, and let him kiss you for me, because I can't get close to you now. I hope you don't light mosquito-repellent incense, it will tell you how much I love you!

32. Maybe if you take this step, maybe if you are not careful, you will become a bad old man and a bad old woman with someone. How nice!

When I met you, I felt like you. Kiss you, tenderness is full of drunkenness; Hug your waist, I want happiness; Hook up with you, and the fate will be fixed!

34.0% persistent+10% missing+10% jealous+10% suspicious+10% sweet+10% distressed+10% happy.

35.2 1,520,7758990,2020240。 Honey, I love you, kiss me, okay? Love you, love you to death.

36. If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

37. If you shed tears, I will be the toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

38. liking someone is a feeling. It's true that you don't like someone. The facts are easy to explain, but the feeling is unspeakable. My love for you is also indescribable. I love you.

39. If you like someone, you should be more practical and sincere. You don't have to expect to receive many points. All you care about is whether you give it completely, even if you are hurt to pieces.

40. A love story, clouds appear on the face; A piece of emotion, wet fog cage covered with blue tiles; Warm eyes, ashamed of the crescent moon on the horizon; Snuggle up to each other, and their hair is dyed white. May happiness be with you on Valentine's Day and love to embrace the world. o

4 1. On the night of May, two hearts are far apart, and I miss my dream at zero. I miss the beauty in my heart. The abyss of love is really not shallow. You have to come back to me. I love you! o

42. I am tired of thinking about you, and I am drunk for you alone; Life is very busy and tired, and I really want to sleep quietly; It's hard to love someone, so don't worry about right or wrong. Everything is floating clouds, 520 I love you, this is my oath! o

43. Every 520, the spring breeze releases the amorous feelings. This heart is like a moon, drifting with the tide every night. I love you far and near, and I miss you in rain or shine. Heaven and earth have never been quiet, and time and space are changeable. With you, there is scenery, and with you, there is warmth. o

44. It is my habit to miss you; Dreaming of you is my wish before going to bed; I am willing to love you; Marrying you is my greatest expectation. Today, May 20th, I want to say loudly: 520, I love you! o

45.520! I love you! A hundred years of life is too short and Noah's Ark is too far. Walking on the road of love, life is still too short. 520! I love you! Spend a lifetime with you: I love you! o

46. Some people are destined to disappear in time, some things are destined to be buried in memory, some feelings are destined to be immersed in honey, and some love is destined to be expressed in the mouth. I love your heart here on Valentine's Day. o

47. Make your heart into a kite, draw it full of happiness, tie it with love thread, and fly it into the sky of love on Valentine's Day on 520.com, bringing true feelings and deep blessings to your beloved. May you love more happily. o

48. "True Love" is invincible, let us be together forever; "Crazy Love" is selfless, let you and I know each other with one heart; "Deep Love" is speechless, and Yuanyang is envious of water diversion; I love you the most and I miss your happiness. "Love" is endless, and there is no distance from love! 520, loving you is what I am talking about, and loving you is what I have been doing!

49. I want to love you with the cleverness of Pleasant Goat, the humor of lazy Goat, the impulsiveness of boiling Goat, the purity of Beautiful Goat and the honesty of Jonie. I love you, and the most important thing is that I take care of you with the spirit of the wolf, because you are the supreme Hong Tailang in my heart!

50. Now I know that loving you is a crime. Think about it and daydream; Love it, love it without regrets; I looked at it. It's a repeater. 520 confession day, love you is hopeless!

5 1. Happy bells ring and the day I love you begins. I wish you sweet love, firm and close friendship, warm family, charming and beautiful face, good mood and infinite vitality of youth!

52. Give you a deadline: a lifetime, a deadline to keep you: a lifetime, a deadline to love you: a lifetime, a deadline to love you: 10,000 years, 520. I love you, my dear, and I will always love you. I wish you a happy smile.

53. Love is the gold under a man's knee, and love is the 28th advancement of a daughter. Love is Erhai Cangshan, and love is the gradual decline of water. Love is endless life, so the best glue in the world is called "520".

54. I love tiger oil in English and bring it in French. Japanese aunt Xi leads the way, North Korea Saburo Hi, German lixi Batty Xi. On May 20th, I just want to say: I love you! This is the mother tongue, you know. This message is only valid for you and cannot be forwarded!

55. After a sincere activity, I am happy and lively; Live a little sincerity, sweet activation; With the vivid use of Ming Xin, love is full of vitality; Capture your sincerity alive, you become a clown, 5.20 I love you, dear, I wish you a wonderful and happy life!

56. "True Love" is invincible, let us be together forever; "Crazy Love" is selfless, let you and I know each other with one heart; "Deep Love" is speechless, and Yuanyang is envious of water diversion; I love you the most and I miss your happiness. "Love" is endless, and there is no distance from love! 520, loving you is what I am talking about, and loving you is what I have been doing!

57. I want to love you with the cleverness of Pleasant Goat, the humor of lazy Goat, the impulsiveness of boiling Goat, the purity of Beautiful Goat and the honesty of Jonie. I love you, and the most important thing is that I take care of you with the spirit of the wolf, because you are the supreme Hong Tailang in my heart!

58. Now I know that loving you is a crime. Think about it and daydream; Love it, love it without regrets; I looked at it. It's a repeater. 520 confession day, love you is hopeless!

59。 The bell of happiness rings, I love you day begins, and friends' blessings come: May you have sweet love, firm friendship, incomparable warmth, charming and beautiful face, beautiful mood and infinite vitality of youth!

60. Give you a deadline: a lifetime, a deadline to keep you: a lifetime, a deadline to love you: a lifetime, a deadline to love you: 10,000 years, 520. I love you, my dear, and I will always love you. I wish you a happy smile.

520 network Valentine's Day confession love story

1. If I love you, I will give you my heart. Every piece is your land. If I love you, I will always follow you, one step at a time; If I love you, I will always care about you, whether during the day or in my dreams. I love you, you are everything to me, and I am willing to be with you forever!

2. The arrival of love does not need careful preparation, and it often comes to the heart at a glance; Love words must be sweet, and an ordinary greeting will be remembered forever. I love you, I just want to spend every minute of my life with you!

3. I fell in love with you and had a beautiful story; Think of you, I have a gentle poem; Tired, I let you lean on my shoulder; In contrast, your face is full of shyness and sweetness. 520 confession day, I am infatuated with you, keep in touch!

4. Manage what you think and the flowers in your dreams; Put what you think, day after day, endlessly; If you can keep it, you will protect the truth all your life; Take what you love, and I love you. I love you and your heart, because you bloom!

5. Red love is fiery; Blue love is deep; Orange love is warm; Green love is energetic; Snow white love is pure; Colorful love is touching. 520, I love you, give you colorful love!

6. I am destined to meet you in this life and look forward to you all the time. I miss you every minute, and I always want to be with you. I cried out that I love you and vowed to carry this love to the end, keeping you in my heart and never giving up.

I love you. I tell you a word, but I don't want to say I love you. I am honored to know you, and I will accompany you everywhere. I will protect you everywhere, and I will listen to you. I will love you for 90 years!

8.520 I love you, I miss you in my heart, I miss you in my mind, I love you, I miss you, I hope you, I am happy with you, I am willing to accompany you, go to the ends of the earth, go to the ends of the earth and protect you for a lifetime!

9.520 miss you every starry night; I miss your happy time all the time; I hope you miss you all the time; Love you every second between breaths. Online Valentine's Day, I love you in my heart!

10. Today is 520 confession day. If God really exists, I pray that he will give me three hands. I won't rob or steal. I will spread out with one hand, scissors with one hand and make a fist with the other. Yes, I love you!

1 1. My wife is my favorite, and your smile is warm. Since you came to me, the happy life has never left. Filial piety to parents, soothing the soul and educating children. Don't give anything for others, give everything for the family. I love you, and I will never get tired of loving you!

12. If two kinds of feelings last for a long time, it will be sooner or later. There are more silent words than vocal words, but I can still feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn. The true meaning of love lies not in being very much in love, but in the tacit understanding that we don't need to say much.

13. Hold your hand, sing romantic love songs and dance gentle steps. I can't say the happiness in my heart, but the happiness in my eyes shines. Xu Xian the White Snake is just a legend, and my heart for you is far more than. I love you, and I use my life to realize my promise!

14. If the result of acquaintance is destined to be tears, let me enjoy this cruel beauty alone. If the result of love is exhaustion, I'd rather be scarred. Please believe that loving you is my willing intoxication.

15. Time goes by without looking back, youth is short, love life is not sad, separation and care are not let go, love is beautiful, and thoughts are always there, 520 I love you and love you forever!

16. Time is an invisible knife, which makes the beautiful you no longer shine, but my love for you has never diminished. No matter how time passes, you will always be my treasure. On 520 I love you day, I announced: Even if everything comes back, you are still the best!

17. Speaking from the heart makes love fragrant, and saying sweet words makes you intoxicated. Love you for a day, tell an expectation, express a gentleness, convey a beauty and touch a heart. May you reap the happiness of love and deduce the romance of love!

18. I love you, so it will rain and people will cry. It's all because you are a natural tragedy and look strange. I love you, so you are willing to call you an idiot when the moonlight is blurred. You have mud in your head. Haha, I love you, send a message to you in Doby, and wish your friends happiness!

19. I only love you once, and that is this life; I love you only for a moment, that is, for a lifetime; I love you, there is only one, and that is destiny takes a hand. Today is May 20th, I love you!

20. I want to write a poem for you, only remember that I am a master of non-literature; I miss song for you, only to find that the vocal cords are rusty; I want to give everything for you, as long as you want, as long as I have it. No.520, the sincerity of love has been issued, please sign for it!

2 1. When I was a child, it was naive to treat good feelings as likes, likes as love, and temporarily as a lifetime. When you grow up, treat liking as a beautiful feeling, love as liking, and life as temporary. This is called missing. 520, I will never miss you!

22. The distance between heart and heart is not far, as long as communication; It is not difficult to wait for love and affection, as long as you are tolerant. There are only three words between you and me, and that is I love you.

23. A thousand reincarnation can't miss you; A wandering Wan Li can't let you down. The sea of people is too vast, and I am afraid that it will be wasted if I don't love enough. 520, online Valentine's Day invites you to write a legend about love.

24. Love a little bit a day, miss a little bit a night, and give me a true oath so that I can look forward to it forever.

25. a kind of wine, a small drop makes people aftertaste; A kind of music is intoxicating in a short period; A friend, once known, is doomed to life; A kind of love, a love is a lifetime. I love you, and I will always love you!

26. Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!

27. I am addicted to relying on you, loving you and missing you, knowing that I can't, but I can't help it. This feeling is gnawing at my heart, and I am willing to die in my acacia for you.

28. In the future, let me be your sun, warm you, shine on you and light up your world.

29. Because I fell in love with you, I deleted my distractions, loaded my thoughts, pasted my thoughts, copied my thoughts, filled my thoughts, and finally continued to write my thoughts. I love you has become the most nagging thing in my life! Dear, I wish you happiness forever!

Because I love you so much, I hope you won't change your name and surname in your next life so that I can find you again. Because I don't know if I can meet you in my next life, I will work hard in this life and give you the best. I love you, and I am willing to do this for you!

3 1. Because I like you, I have seen a world I have never seen before by your light.

32. I've been drinking my past life dreams for a lifetime, and I'll wait for you to meet in this life. After reading it, you will fall into silence. The world is as beautiful as you. I love you, I am willing to pour my life's luck and give you my life's love!

33. With your city, I am like a warm person without love; When I miss you very much, I will call your name quietly and gently. I love you! This is my lifelong commitment!

34. There is a kind of love that is always hard to let go without saying goodbye. There is a concern, always warm sunshine. I love you, there is a kind of love that you don't have to repay. Looking forward to your life, your hair will turn white!

35. Meeting you is the fate of my life; Falling in love with you is the luck of my life; Holding you is the joy of my life; It is my destiny to care about you all my life. I love you, and having you in this life is the happiness of my life.

36. In a casual moment, you gracefully walked into my sight. From that moment on, you touched a chord that I have long forgotten. 520 confession day, willing to accompany you for a lifetime.

37. Think of a number below 10 in your mind, multiply it by 2 after adding 2, divide it by 2 after adding 2, and finally subtract the number you started thinking, plus 5 17, and the result represents what I want to say to you! Happy Valentine's Day on the Internet!

Talk about the funny signature of 520 online Valentine's Day.

1, a boy is shy. The confession is written on a piece of paper: 520xx 14. (I love you all my life) When the note came back, it said (520+1314)10. The boy was ecstatic. The female classmate said coldly: the calculation result is 18340 (a fan killed you)

2, this is the reality, or wash and sleep, don't wait to confess. Don't even want April Fool's Day, and expect 520? !

3. It's almost May 20th, and I'm going to get a license with my girlfriend. I just had a good talk with her. I said, have you thought about it? Are you sure you want to get a license with me? She nodded solemnly, and I was relieved. Say, you can't just say goodbye if you get angry after quarreling. She said, I know, speaking of divorce.

4, Valentine's Day confession April Fool's Day confession Singles Day confession, but children, there are only two kinds of people in the world: you can get a confession at any time and you will be rejected at any time. Time-independent [email? Protected]

5, what 520, tomorrow 52 1 not that I love you. 522 is also the crazy festival of my second love. I like parting days. I like suicide day. I love my narcissism festival. I like skipping classes. I like to eat food festivals. 528. I like to undress shirtless. I like drunken festivals. As long as life is interesting, every day is a holiday!

On that day in June, 520, I received many text messages to sign in, only to find out later that the mobile phone belonged to my wife.

7. Every year, 520 is a confession day. The biggest difference between diaosi and Gao Fushuai is that Gao Fushuai can easily finish the last two thirds, while diaosi can only finish the first two thirds.

8. According to the Internet, 523 is a holiday for climbers, 524 is a holiday for suicide lovers, 525 is a holiday for narcissists, 526 is a holiday for walking, 527 is a holiday for married husbands, 528 is a holiday for loving father, and 529 is a holiday for drinking.

9. If you want to express your success today, you must have two conditions: one is to say, and the other is to get rid of it.

10, so far no one has come to confess, so drag!

1 1. Maybe if you take this step, maybe if you are not careful, you will become a bad old man and a bad old woman with someone. How nice!

12,520 I don't want to confess anything, but 52 1 I also want to confess, not only homophonic, but also prime number!

13, 520 every year is advertising day. The biggest difference between diaosi and Gao Fushuai is that Gao Fushuai can easily finish the last two thirds, while diaosi can only finish the first two thirds.

520 Network Valentine's Day Classic Talk Short Sentences

1. I don't want a short tenderness, just your lifelong companionship.

Just because you are so beautiful, I dare not declare that I love you.

My cat is very hairy. Can you take care of it for me? ...

I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you. ...

Please be my baby.

6. You and I are bosom friends who talk about everything except love.

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future. ..

8. The last place we arrived at was actually the place we wanted to go at first.

9. No one can beat two people who love each other.

10. If you are a happy and carefree person all your life, you must be a superficial person.

1 1. Satisfaction always seems out of reach, and life always doesn't know where to go.

12. At the end of every dead end, there is another dimension of the sky.

13. Since you appeared, I know that someone's love is so beautiful. ..

14. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

15. I love you until the end of the world.

16. For you, rain or shine will not change.

17. I want to sublimate a short poem about my love for you into a long life essay.

18. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.

19. In this life ... if ... I can't have you, I will ... hate myself.

20. If you drink your own wine of love and don't refill it, you will be thirsty all your life.

2 1. I swear ... fifty years later ... I still love you as I do now. ...

22. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

23. I am willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.

24. Only you know my world.

25. Just keep you in my heart.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

27. I don't know when I started, but I have learned to rely on it.

28. Only you know my mood and only you can bring it to me.

29. If we don't love enough in this life, the afterlife will last forever. ....

I will cherish you more because I know I can't live without you. ....

3 1. The earth is still turning and the world is still changing. I love you forever.

32. Every night with you, it is no longer lonely.

33. I just need a harbor where I can rest. ..

I miss you ... every day ...

35. People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

Wherever you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to find you.

37. I wonder if loving you is a thoughtful reason?

38. I want to grow old with you

39. Is it funny? It's weird not having you around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me?

40. Being with you is just that I don't want to give anyone a chance! !