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Country girl
One summer day, a little girl of about eight or nine years old, led by a blind man, came from the outside of this path. She walked close to the blind man and saw two dogs and some companions playing cards with bare arms. Out of shyness and fear, she was deeply buried with two braids on her head. Her hair and skin are yellow due to lack of nutrition, her blue eyes are full of tears, her little face is red and swollen with tears, her cheeks are covered with snot, her thin body is wrapped in worn-out clothes and her shoes are broken. The little girl comes from a poor family.
The blind man is a lonely man, with dark skin and surprisingly ugly; The left eye is not easy to use, and I often squint at the world with my left eye. He is forty years old this year. Due to overwork, his appearance is far from his age. He is childless and childless. He adopted this girl.
Two dog and others came back from swimming in the river ditch, enjoying the cool under the nanmu tree and playing cards. Seeing the little girl, everyone gathered around curiously. The poor little girl burst into tears. The blind man was so angry that he came and pulled their little ears. They climbed the nanmu tree like squirrels.
"Climb the nanmu tree and you will be struck by lightning!" The blind man squinted and shouted, while deliberately making a scary appearance and throwing mud at them.
Nanmu tree is in the corner of a rice field a few hundred meters away from the village entrance. This umbrella-shaped old tree is like a huge crown. According to the old people in the village, this nanmu tree was so big when they were young; Kindly old people often hold naughty cheeks and tell them that Nanmu tree is a geomantic tree in the village. Don't break its branches, otherwise it will bring disaster and bad luck to the family. This nanmu tree plays the role of patron saint and is covered with mysterious veil. When these naughty boys want to reach some kind of agreement or prove their innocence, they go to the nanmu tree and raise their right hands in front of the sacred nanmu tree to swear.
The blind man walked away with the little girl in his arms. These naughty boys came down from the nanmu tree deftly like monkeys and sat on the bare roots.
"What should I do? We climbed the nanmu tree, but we couldn't climb the nanmu tree, and it would rot our ass and feet ... "The big fat man said and began to cry. His grandfather is very self-disciplined. This is his first time to climb nanmu tree. He is a real coward.
"No, it's okay. We didn't break the branches. "
"If you are afraid, quietly burn some paper for it at night. You must be old. Once you say your promise to the gods, you must do it, or it will come to you at midnight. "
Two dog cleverly jumped up from the roots, dropped the cards, deliberately made a frightened appearance and ran away quickly. Everyone knows that they are scrambling to escape, just as the pheasant is disturbed. The fat man's feet were weak and he was crushed there. He couldn't run, so he cried loudly.
In the evening, the blind man came to two dog's home with his adopted daughter. Because the little girl is stubborn, she won't eat a bite of rice. The blind man was helpless and had no choice but to ask the mothers of two dogs for help. Mother took out two clean old dogs' clothes and changed them for her. She barely took a few mouthfuls of rice soup. Two dog's mother took out the candy hidden in the bottom of the box before coaxing her into eating a bowl full of rice.
Two dog was jealous and stared at the bones in the bowl like a hungry dog. Two dog humbly asked his mother for these sweets several times, and her mother coldly said to him, "I finished eating early, and there is no more."
"I hate you, I won't play with you, I will bully you with others, hum, wild girl!" Two dog looked at her fiercely, thinking like this. The cleverness is triumphant, making a seductive sound when eating sugar, and looking at two dog with provocative eyes. After the blind man left with his adopted daughter in his arms, two dog slammed the door as if to say, Never come to my house again.
"A blind man, you eat too much a day, no place to digest! I'm still old and confused. I am a big old man with a drag bottle. " Bitter gossip in the village never misses an opportunity to make fun of others, just like ants on the steps, never misses a fallen rice.
"No way, there is always a dependence when people are old." The blind man smoked two cigarettes and said helplessly?
"The child can remember, even from not ripe. Give the sparrow more food and it will fly away. " ?
"Whatever! When you grow up, you will die if you have a conscience, and forget it if you have no conscience. She has her own brain and will know what to think when she grows up. "
"Family planning stocks, if you come to trouble, you will be fined several hundred yuan, and you will be finished!" The rapper gloated, definitely. At that time, family planning gave birth to many peasant babies, and people in family planning units arrested people everywhere and fined them, while the countryside hid in Tibet. In order to escape family planning, some people even built houses in the wilderness and the whole family moved to the wilderness.
"I have no children. Adopting one is not a super life. " The blind man is a little guilty and has no confidence. He said weakly.
"Family planning stock, what kind of, don't you know? That's a leech in the field, sucking human blood. " The gossip was filled with indignation and hated it.
"Poor boy, I also want to raise a fine. Her parents always wanted a man, and they didn't treat the girl like a human being at all, so they planned to treat her ... "The blind man leaned his head in the past, bit gossip for a while, then shook his head in a low voice and whispered a few words. ?
The gossiper learned all the details, her eyes glistened with tears and her mouth softened. The poor life experience of the little girl touched her maternal instinct, and the secrets revealed by the blind touched the hearts of women. Women are often easily moved by men's secrets, because they often listen to men's secrets as sweet words. ?
The next night, the blind man came to two dog's home with his adopted daughter. There were familiar footsteps outside the house, and two dogs ran to bolt the door with lightning speed, and then leaned back against the door. ?
"Open the door, it's me, blind man." The blind man's home is next to the home of two dogs, so he is a frequent visitor to his home. This ugly ghost, entering his house is like entering his own.
Two dog's behavior is hard for his family to understand.
"He didn't offend you. Open the door. " Mother ordered the two dogs to stand behind the door like a piece of wood. Seeing that he was indifferent, she pulled two dog away, so she jumped on him and slapped him on the ass twice. Two dogs whined and rolled on the ground.
Two dog's candy was eaten by a wild girl last night, and he was very wronged. Seeing two dogs covered in mud, the shrewd wild girl grinned at them. Two dogs angrily walked over and pushed them off the stool. Two dogs tried to get rid of them, but they were kicked out of the house. ?
"Eat my candy, shameless." Two dog shouted at the door, picked up a mass of mud, threw it at the door, and then turned and ran ... He knew that if he didn't go home to sleep tonight, he might be beaten tomorrow. Unwilling, two dog ran to the blind man's house again, sprinkled a bubble of urine on his cowshed, and then came to Nanmu tree.
The bright moonlight casts mottled shadows on the ground through nanmu trees, the jungle in the distance is shadowy, and there are crows in Zigui. Two dogs climbed the tree and lay in a big flat tree nest. He leaned his head on his arm and stared at the crescent moon with ecstasy. The bright yellow light of the flashlight, like a beating flame, is in the woodpile for a while and in the haystack for a while. Two dog knew that his father was looking for him, but he didn't intend to go home to sleep.
When two dog didn't wake up, the sky was a fish-belly grey. A cold wind blew, and he suddenly got a tingle. He turned around a little and found himself stiff, numb limbs and sore neck. He had to exercise his muscles and bones slowly, relax his arms and legs, twist his neck and waist, and restore his body to its original coordinated state.
Villagers went up and down the mountain in succession, and someone passed by under the nanmu tree. Two dog hid himself carefully so as not to be found, otherwise he would be laughed at and teased. With his temper, if he doesn't dare to be laughed at and teased, he will have to smash the tiles on his roof. Children must take revenge, not suffer a little loss. Rural children are born wild. ?
"I'm really blind, this old bastard." Two dog rubbed his red eyes and secretly scolded. "Yes, that's him," said the blind man, with a hoe on his shoulder and a sickle around his waist. Holding his adopted daughter, he walked to Nanmu Tree. The clothes on his adopted daughter are worn by two dogs. He often takes advantage of two dogs, shaving his nose with his forefinger, tearing his mouth with his thumb and forefinger, and so on. Now his adopted daughter has come to eat two dog candy and wear two dog clothes. At the thought of these, Wang Ergou was angry and angry. He wanted to play a trick on them, just like a cat playing a trick on a mouse, but also to get the boat, because several vague figures were moving towards the nanmu tree. When he came to the private school, two dogs were sitting on a dilapidated bench with dark red paint completely peeling off. He was in a terrible mood, as if all his classmates had read through his mind and were laughing at him for being kicked out of the house again. And his solitude regards this ridicule as a great shame and a great contempt for his self-esteem. In the morning light, there was no flying dust that disturbed his heart. The lady's hand scratched on the blackboard, which dazzled him. The whispers of classmates around him upset him. Two dog has been distracted and entered a sweet dream.
The woman stopped, put her hands on her waist, made an angry gesture and shot two anger between her eyes. The little smart cards around us, with their eyes wide open and smiles on their faces, are waiting for a good show. ?
"two dog, stand up for me!" With a scream, the female gentleman, the chalk of the big finger accurately left a white spot on two dog's temple and threw it into the dust along an arc. Like a frightened duck, he held his head high and looked around. The bad guy sitting next to him laughed gloatingly, deep and cheerful, serious and playful. ?
As soon as his mind was hot, he rushed up to fight with the lady like a savage. As a result, the woman grabbed his little ear and circled in the small playground. In retaliation, two dog tore up all the books issued by the teacher and scolded her ancestors for eighteen generations. Paste the outer wall of a private school with mud. In the evening, two dogs were beaten up again. The slender branches made his skin raw, and the terrible pain was like peeling skin in the hot sun. ?
It all started with this wild girl, and two dog hated her.
Fang Ran, pass me the sickle. In the vegetable garden, two dog pointed to the sickle on the ground in the distance and said. Fang Ran squatted there, pulling out the pig grass. Two dog and this heartless little clever turned out to be good friends, inseparable playmates, brothers and sisters in trouble; Two dog will never call her a wild girl again, nor will anyone call her a wild girl. This is because Fang Ran didn't report two dog once after he put the cow in someone else's cornfield, and it also created a panic for him. They always herd cattle together. On the mountain, Fang Ran was in charge of herding cattle, two dog and his companions ran all over the mountain, and catch the pheasant chased rabbits. In front of two dogs, Fang Ran learned to obey and please.
This clever little ghost, under the careful care of two dog's mother, is getting stronger and better every day. She has become very obedient and can surpass boys in her work. A long-lost smile appeared on the blind man's face, and the face eroded by years and suffering came alive because of the comfort of his family in his heart. The blind man is very grateful. He often helps two dogs plow the fields during busy farming.
"Blind dad, your daughter is really sensible." One day, a tinker came to the village and stopped in front of the blind man's house. Fang Ran moved a bench to the tinker who was over half a year old and asked him to sit down and fix the pot. Give him some tea. When the tinker left, he praised it in front of everyone. The blind man smiled, revealing two rows of dirty teeth blackened by smoke, like rough cheeks of bark, with a few turbid tears in his eyes.
Two dog has entered junior high school, and the road in the village has been paved. This simple road passes under the nanmu tree and connects with the asphalt road in the village. Now the wire is being pulled again, and it will be electrified at the end of the year, saying goodbye to the kerosene lamp era completely.
Fighting with a female gentleman made two dog notorious and became an enduring joke in the mouth of fellow villagers, but this did not prevent him from entering high school. In the eyes of everyone's jealousy and envy, two dog proudly set foot on the bus in the county to study; Fang Ran stayed in the country. She visited two dogs several times in the city and brought him vegetables and rice. He saw the elegance and gentleness of city girls, and he despised Fang Ran in his heart, thinking that she would always be a country girl.
Two dog rented a room in a deep alley. This kind of low-rent housing is specially rented to students. There is no furniture in the narrow room except a bed, two tables and several benches. Fang Ran really cried. Life in this city is not as beautiful as she imagined. Living in such a dark and narrow room is better than living in a cowshed in the countryside. Two dog took the opportunity to teach her a lesson: "The city is no better than the countryside, and the land in the city is precious. Children in the countryside deserve this kind of room. Who told us to be poor? This is life. " Two dog bowed his head with a heavy heart, which touched his inner pain.
"Anyway, in my eyes" eldest brother is the greatest. Big brother is the most promising in the future. "Fang Ran tried to comfort her with tears in her eyes. Two dog gave a wry smile twice.
In the dark room, on the table of the Eight Immortals, books were piled up at random and written at sixes and sevens; There is a pile of dirty clothes to be washed in the afternoon at the bedside. Two dog has no habit of managing beds, and the bedding is very messy, much like a chicken nest in the countryside; Pots, pots, and basins are placed at random, as if they had been attacked by huge waves. Fang Ran can't stand it. She scolded two dogs and then went to tidy up the messy room. The floor is clean, the bed is neat, the oil on the window is wiped off, and the room becomes brighter than usual; I don't know how she covered up the disgusting smell in the room, but the dark room was still damp. The dirty clothes were also washed and cooled in the dark and narrow corridor.
Nanmu tree is still the same, you can't see much change, but people are growing. It has been seven or eight years since Fang Ran came to Qiaozixi this summer. She is eighteen. At the beginning, that thin girl has become a beautiful girl; Generous; A thick black hair hangs down to the shoulders, with a bright forehead and delicate cheeks; The whole face is well-defined and the lines are bright; Bronze skin is a sign of health; Body and thighs, both rural women's robust, but also urban women's dexterity; The chest bulges slightly, giving off the charming charm of a girl. She is full of energy. In her body, the vividness and agility of life are fully revealed; The unique beauty of her body is like a wild lily in bud, which combines the wildness and vastness of primitive beauty with the uniqueness and dexterity of modern beauty. How can people who don't know her background guess what she used to look like? ?
Near the college entrance examination, she came to the city to wait on two dog. Cooking for him, washing clothes. She is more sensible and looks shy in front of two dogs. The two dogs moved to a place with good light and quiet environment. The landlord is an enlightened young aunt, plump and strong, with a little beauty. If she grew up in a city, she would be a beauty. Aunt grew up in the countryside and married in the city two years ago. Now she is a full-time mother. Aunt is kind-hearted, gets along well with people and two dog.
In this half a month, this kind-hearted aunt gave everything and taught Fang Ran how to keep the house. Fang Ran, like a bosom sister, concentrates on studying housework with her aunt and helps her to take care of the children. Friendship between women is hard to say clearly. In the city, the relationship between people is relatively cold, but they are inseparable, just like two pairs of sisters. Even two dog didn't expect them to be so close. After the college entrance examination, two dog and Fang Ran plan to go back to the countryside. Aunt sent them to the station and said goodbye reluctantly.
"I will come to see you," said the country girl, with innocent tears in her eyes. Women's delicate feelings, in the eyes of men, will be considered trouble and cowardice. Two dog really can't stand the sight of where you are going, which seems normal to him. He walked to the car alone.
"Be sure to come and see me in town when you are free." Hello, auntie. Speak softly.
Fang Ran clever nodded. After the bus started, the country girl shed two lines of tears. Two dog turned his head and looked out of the window. This woman is too emotional! If he is admitted to the university, what will it be like on the day he leaves? ?
The countryside in June is full of vitality. The morning water in the river ditch is crystal clear; The Woods on the left bank are lush, and the emerald leaves are delicate; On the right bank are patches of paddy fields and corn, and the back hill is full of corn and tobacco. The countryside is not as sultry as the city. Warm light shines on rivers and Woods. The river is sparkling, and the colors on the ground are mixed and brilliant. In two dog's eyes, the countryside is picturesque, and the only fly in the ointment is that the countryside is barren. During the day, the village is empty and it is difficult to see living things. At night, the whole village was plunged into darkness, with no light.
"The change of the two dogs is really big! Everything has changed! Everything that is white and clean and well dressed is really a long-term success! "
"yes! At the full moon, the baby cried as soon as it was put on the bed, but stopped crying as soon as it was held in its arms. I felt sorry for him. I held him for three days and nights! Now that I have made a fortune, I can't forget this kindness. " The famous gossip in the village wished the eldest sister-in-law spoke. This is the only mouth left in her family.
Two dog didn't get up until the sun hit his ass. In order to pass the long time waiting for the results of the college entrance examination, he came to Nanmushu, usually sitting for an afternoon, sometimes reading books, and sometimes looking up at the blue sky for a long time. Whenever he has time, Fang Ran will accompany him under the nanmu tree to reduce his troubles and loneliness. The charm of a young girl sometimes excites him, but she is still a country girl. If she is a city girl, two dog will definitely pursue her, because she is really a beauty embryo, a rural version of Marilyn Monroe. In Fang Ran's feelings for two dog, there is another kind of feelings besides family accidents. This feeling, a kind of love, is out of gratitude and gratitude. Fang Ran always stared shyly at two dog's firm and childish face. There is an unspeakable subtle emotion on the girl's face, which is carefully hidden in her heart.
Country people always make a fuss. I wish Sister-in-law a big mouth, saying that two dog and Fang Ran have an unclear relationship, and two dog will have to marry Fang Ran in the future. This * * * knowledge is deeply rooted in people's hearts because I wish my sister-in-law nonsense. Two dog's self-esteem suffered a great blow. If it weren't for his decency, he would definitely give a gossip a loud face twice. When he became the first, he felt that he was an open college student. How could he marry a country girl? He will marry a city girl.
Two dog's mother was very happy, and all the secrets were revealed by her big mouth. She went with the flow and tried her best to fix the marriage, with the blind secretly supporting her. Both families are poor, suitable and harmonious neighbors. Holding a wedding can save a lot of trouble. The villagers all think this is reasonable and a good thing. Two dog thought it was a sweet trap, because his admission to the university attracted many people's secret jealousy. How can he be willing to marry a country girl? He wants to marry a city girl and show those who are jealous of him what a college student can do.
Fang Ran is completely willing to obey the arrangement of adults, and she is willing to marry her big brother. For her big brother, she can eat anything and suffer anything. In this girl's spotless heart, she has a strong love for two dog, which is manifested in her care and love for two dog. In the past, two dog's mother instilled some ideas into Fang Ran intentionally or unintentionally, as if she were a daughter-in-law. The clever girl got the message. She must be two dog's daughter-in-law in the future. In fact, two dog's mother does have such an abacus in her heart.
"How nice this girl is! Beautiful and smart. You are childhood friends, so it's hard to guess. As long as this marriage is settled, she will go out and find money for your college education. Well done! Both are suitable. Your family environment, you are not ignorant, poor to tinkle; How can you afford to go to college with your parents' skills? These words can only be said behind closed doors, otherwise we will treat Fang Ran as someone else. If you don't agree, don't blame my uncle for being heartless. I won't lend you money. I think you went to college naked. "
"Ha ha, uncle! You can't help me, I can take the notice and go to the bank for a loan without interest. " Two dog said with a smile.
"Ha ha, boy, I have your hukou book. There is no household registration book and no parents' signature. I will see which bank gives you a loan. " Two dog's uncle, a high school teacher in the city, is honest and steady. During the three years in high school, although two dog was not in his class, he was under his control everywhere. At school, two dog's behavior is a bit out of line. His uncle will talk to him, inculcate him and never save his face. It can be said that two dog was admitted to such a good university without his uncle's high-handed policy.
"Uncle, please leave me alone. I believe I will succeed in the future. I'll pay you back twice, "two dog pleaded. "I am a college student, and the sky is the limit. I must marry a city girl. " Two dog vowed tunnel.
"Boy, you listen up! If his uncle is willing to lend you money, he has no intention of asking you to pay it back. Nominally, it is borrowed, but in fact it is given for nothing. Uncle believes that you are capable, promising, ideal and ambitious, but you have to think about your present situation, your family situation and your parents. How heavy is the burden on their shoulders? Can they put you through four years of college? How much does it cost to marry a city girl now? Besides being illiterate, what's wrong with Fang Ran? Besides, you are a college student. You can teach her slowly in the future. She is so smart that she will definitely learn. " Three uncle earnestly exhorted.
"Uncle, you are driving a duck on the shelves. Twisted melons are not sweet. Free love now, there is no such old saying as arranged marriage. Your thoughts are too backward and seriously behind the times. "
"You don't pull these useless, it can not you, boy, that's settled. What his uncle did was for your own good, not for this family. You come from such a family, you have no choice. "
"I am firmly opposed to it, and I will not be happy." Two dog sighed, as if he had been slapped in the face, and his dream was severely shattered by the helpless reality.
On the day I left home, my mother said savagely, "In my eyes, I only have one daughter-in-law, and that is Fang Ran, the other daughter-in-law. I don't know her. As long as I have breath, you can't lead a girl in. " The second dog head left and never looked back. Fang Ran bowed his head, red-eyed, and shyly followed the two dogs at a distance. She is taking her man to the train station in the city.
At the railway station, Fang Ran bought a train ticket for two dogs. Two dog took it with a straight face and put it in the bag without saying a word. Fang Ran put his hand tightly in his pocket, his face flushed bright red, and his eyes didn't dare to look directly at her man. The deer bumped and her heart beat violently. It seems that she did something bad to a man who was not angry with her. Fortunately, her uncle was there to encourage her, otherwise she would collapse.
On the train, two dogs run like wild horses without reins on the endless grassland. He was so happy that he finally got rid of it. He was finally free. He even shouted in his heart: I want to marry a city girl, not a rural girl. He fell asleep happily and woke up dumbfounded. Fang Ran sat uneasily beside him, clutching a train ticket. Two dog eyes like a sword, staring at Fang Ran, asked her to explain; The poor country girl threw herself in two dog's arms with a cry and explained:
"This is all his uncle's idea, and it is also your mother's meaning. Brother, I know I don't deserve you. I know you want to marry a city girl. I can wait for you for four years. In college, you can fall in love freely, and I won't interfere in your personal life. His uncle gave you 20 thousand yuan. This is the bank card. Please take care of it. When I get to school, you find me a job and I'll give you money to study. This is my will, and I am willing to make any sacrifice for you. After graduating from college, it's entirely up to you to marry me or not. ...
Rusty trains galloped along the tracks and crossed mountains and rivers. Two dog's eyes are moist and her nose is sour. He held Fang Ran tightly and couldn't say a word.
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