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"Teacher, my summer homework was eaten by a dog", and all kinds of "wonderful" reasons, do you believe it?

In an instant, the summer vacation will be over. Occasionally, many children suddenly feel that they haven't finished their homework, but on second thought, time is really running out and the game can't stop. I can't finish it anyway. Why not find some reasons to explain to the teacher? In the eyes of children, think of one? Perfect? The reason is always much simpler than finishing homework.

Every school year, that's it? Procrastination? Children's performance time, all kinds? Wonderful? There are various reasons, each of which is unexpected and unprepared. Can the children play it? Marijuana? I left it with the dog at home, and told the teacher with a very serious attitude, a positive tone and an unquestionable expression: my homework was actually written long ago, but unfortunately it was eaten by the dog or torn to pieces, and it could never be recovered. At this time, it shows the importance of keeping some cats and dogs at home.

Do dogs eat or tear up exercise books? It is theoretically possible. After all, cats and dogs are naughty, and it is common to chew at home. But exercise books have no fragrance, so how can kittens and puppies be interested? In the eyes of these children who haven't finished their homework, it doesn't matter if they are not interested. They can cultivate interest and make their cats and dogs fall in love with shredding exercise books. There is a student in the class named Xiao Wang. He has a pet dog at home. He chews from time to time and is not idle for a moment.

This made Xiao Wang, who often didn't finish his homework, see the opportunity. He consciously guides the puppy to bite his homework. Many things happen. His dog likes his exercise book very much. His exercise books are often torn to pieces, with pictures and truth. Xiao Wang sent the exercise book torn by the dog to the group. What should I use to match them? How can the teacher have the heart to add insult to injury with the expression of "want to cry without tears"?

This summer, Xiao Wang did the same thing. A few days ago, he sent a dog to his class to tear up his summer homework. Crime scene? That exercise book was really broken beyond recognition, and Xiao Wang's expression was heartbroken. But the so-called hundred secrets are sparse, and people are not as good as the sky. Xiao Wang's mother sent a brand-new summer homework in the group the next day. What about Xiao Wang? Tears of joy? Photos of.

Of course, the reason why the child didn't finish his homework is not limited to being bitten by a dog. There are many different versions, such as being torn up by brothers and sisters, eaten by ducks, accidentally burned by mothers, lost by fathers, washed away by rivers and so on. Another student is even more unique. He deliberately took out his summer homework and took the subway, leaving it on his seat. Abandoned? I didn't expect the subway staff to work hard, just according to the school name and name on the summer homework? Safe return to Zhao? This really makes this painstaking classmate a little dumbfounding.

There are thousands of homework, and when you finish the first one, you cry for two lines at school. For teachers, these tricks are commonplace, and your carefully woven reasons are just a joke to teachers. Therefore, it is reasonable to finish your homework in a down-to-earth manner if you want to start school without criticism, and don't spend your mind on unrealistic weaving reasons.