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Crazy emperor

She gave her life for her family in her last life, but in this life, for the sake of her family, she would rather give up her skirt and run around the world in men's clothing.

Don't be crazy, the most popular three princes in Longlin, rich, handsome, lazy, unrestrained and romantic. The most muddy and evil dude, the children of the royal family of the seven countries, who smell the color change from top to bottom in Kyoto, all hate the gnashing' demons'. If you can't do it, you can't. The greatest skill is to get into trouble and cheat. The biggest hobby is to enjoy flirting with beautiful women, regardless of gender.

The world is a secret way. It is better to hang yourself if you have a child like the Third Prince.

The world is in chaos, selling cigarettes!

With a wave of her robe, she became extremely arrogant, from a "disaster prince" who hated ghosts and gods to the founder of the celestial pole gate in the whole Mukden mainland of Weah-the saint, who was proud of the world and laughed and achieved great success.

She held a sword and smiled proudly. She was drunk and lying on the battlefield, laughing at the handsome man in Jiangshan.

She is crazy, she is proud, because she has this capital.

Let's see, from another world, how she captured the hearts of countless handsome guys and beautiful women in the troubled times when the seven countries stood side by side, made great achievements and wrote the most legendary one.

The heroine in the article is powerful, dark-bellied, cold-blooded and heartless, but she still can't stop the exuberant and excessive peach blossom luck. You can't escape a laundry list when looking for marriage.

Yunkuang

Liu Yunkuang is the only son of the Liu family, one of the nine great families in the world.

Handsome and charming, he is the first dude of Chu Jing.

But who knows, these boys who are not motivated are actually amazing super geniuses and one of the few martial arts experts in the world.

Who knows, this amazing smile, which is all over the world, turns hands into clouds and covers hands for rain to surprise people, will it be … her?

The elegance of the world is in hand, and the love of the world is the best!

Dressed in white, the ink is flying.

Looking back, I asked with a smile, who in the world can resist that man?

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Yun Kuang: I have always understood that I have never been a good person. I am mean, insidious, cunning, and sometimes even unnatural. However, I want to tell you that in my heart, there is a place full of people I care about. They are people who really treat me well, think of me and pay for me. As long as they dedicate one day to me, I will never give up on them, even if it is against the whole world!

The wind of pride

Qin Aofeng, a huge family of megatron mainland countries, is the direct blood of the Qin family for three generations. He is as famous as his eldest brother's genius, but he is a famous "Waste Seven Young Master" in Qin Cheng.

The door is deep, and there are contradictions at home.

As a newborn, she disguised herself as a man, and her life experience was like a mystery. Because of her poor talent, she is considered a waste in the family. After her new life, she embarked on a strong road to get along well in the mainland.

Until one day in the imperial city, the householder pointed the finger at her precious little uncle, and the "teenager" who had been silent stood up and became a peerless wizard.

Since then, countless men and women in the world have been crazy about it …

War princess

Popular:

Laugh at me for being crazy, laugh at me for being crazy.

Fierce, arrogant.

Sad and bitter, swallow sadness.

The world has its own true feelings, why not open your heart?

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Who is this arrogant narcissist?

Who is this conceited guy?

However, if she seems to be rampant and extremely lethal, she actually hit the nail on the head and hit the key?

He lost to a woman as a god of war!

Ling Yuxiang took a few deep breaths and the idea of death came out.

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Hearing this news, the original self-effacing turned into joy, and countless men who tortured themselves almost day and night finally recovered their spirits.

"It must be her, it must be her!"

I will find you anywhere, because no one in the world knows you better than me! Don't try to escape this time!

Always gentle Qin Han corners of the mouth finally evoked a crazy smile.

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The sand in the desert messed up the hedge's long hair. At this time every year, he will be here, staring at the yellow all over the sky, which is pure, all day long …

He gritted his teeth, and a touch of bright red jumped out of his clenched fingertips, fell into the sand, and then disappeared in the blink of an eye.

I warned you! I specifically warned you! Why don't you listen!

Hang Lie, are you really dead? You really won't pat me on the shoulder and tell me that we are excellent friends. Maybe not before, but not now and never in the future?

You know, I have never regarded you as a friend, never …

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You gave me a steamed bun, which made me feel the warmth of heaven in hell. You said you were a big family. If I can make some achievements, let me be your bodyguard, suit yourself.

I worked hard, learned something, and finally saw you in the auditorium.

You are arrogant and confident. You are the king of Qin Feng, and I am your most loyal subordinate.

But that day, you said to me, live, that's an order.

And the next day, several brothers familiar with the information were sadly called together. You stabbed yourself in the heart at the top of the Forbidden City and jumped into the abyss.

Tell me, tell me. ...

Without a popular world, how can you let Xi live with the wind? Without a popular world, how can you make Xi follow suit?

Overnight, it was as white as snow.

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How can a person who fell from hell and climbed out with a pair of rare blood pupils be called a person?

However, you said, you are the devil.

I sneer, if you are the devil, what am I?

I have taken countless lives, my hands are covered with blood, and I am afraid of black and white. Jianghu sects are afraid when they hear my name.

But you smiled and said that you don't have to do it yourself, which subverts the whole life and there are countless creatures.

Oh, so we are the same kind.

Since we are of the same kind, what's wrong with Liu having a heart-to-heart talk with you once?

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I won't spare anyone who hurts you.

I will take revenge on those who make you suffer a thousand times.

I knew I couldn't catch you.

Why am I good at controlling my ruthless feelings?

I still can't take my eyes off you. ...

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Nine-year-old demon queen

Volume 1 Introduction: I heard that her birth was a mistake. Her delicate maid mother met the father of the drunken general, and she was born. The servant girl's mother became the general's concubine, but she was a wicked concubine who was forgotten by the general she slept with, excluded by other concubines and murdered. I conceived in October and gave birth to her, but I reported my face early. Without her father's pain and her mother's love, she still lives wonderfully. You know, in fact, she is a beauty from 2 1 century, with 200 wisdom, first-class boxing and mysterious spiritual strength. Want to bully her? Go to hell! Despise her and find a cigarette. Dare to command her, owe a flat. No matter you are my father or the king Lao Zi, if you dare to mess with me, I will show you what a little witch is. Volume 2: Introduction to the Nine-year-old Queen: Is it indecent? Palace rules? Ancestral system? It's all bullshit in his eyes, and he's at night. The youngest king of Tianyao Dynasty ascended the throne at the age of twelve. In just six years, he became the emperor of the world. Arrogance, there is nothing he can't get, as long as he wants it. Determined to challenge those pedantic old guys, he set up a nine-year-old little witch as the queen at the general's house in Zhenbei. Little witch in the world? Arrogant? He likes it. He just wants to see how this nine-year-old girl is taller than him.