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A sick sentence that nobody cares about.

First, when men have no money, they think women are tacky. When men are rich, they want all women to be tacky.

Second, dreams are often contrary to reality, so people would rather indulge in hypocrisy.

Third, people can rest when they are tired, so what should I do if my heart is tired?

Fourth, tired, really tired, this hypocritical mask has been worn for a long time, and I am reluctant to take it off.

May day, we can't afford it, because time is running out.

Six, memory, deep into the bone marrow, accompanied by pain, screaming in my life all the time.

Seven, useless things, no matter how cheap, don't buy them; Don't rely on someone you don't love, no matter how lonely he is.

Eight, love love, love love, you are so tired every day.

Nine, fate is actually not so ridiculous, it just keeps you together and separates you.

Ten, the heart is wet by the rain, sick, how to treat?

The person who said he would accompany me left, and the person who said he loved me held someone else's hand.

Twelve, some things are known as knowing; You can't pretend you don't know, but what if you know; I'd better not know.

Thirteen, the processor has been damaged by the gray pigeon and is being repaired. It was fixed in three years!

When I miss you very much, I feel that so many people in the world are like you.

Fifteen, the first love is a tattoo, you can wash away the color, but you can't erase the trace.

Sixteen, good memories have been scattered, can not find the former perfection.

Maybe, if we all look down, we won't be sad.

Nineteen, people are in a bad mood and can't afford to joke.

Twenty, what kind of future, you can applaud!

Twenty-one, you keep my heart alive.

People who don't want to hurt others often feel sad and painful.

Twenty-three, thousands of times I asked myself, my life. Where is my love?

Twenty-four, sick people's IQ will become very low, and their reaction will be slower. Therefore, never blame a sick person.

25, don't cry, don't sigh, don't moan; Sorrow can't call back the lost time.

Talk about the feeling of being sick and being left unattended (Article 65)

First, I'm back to my old habits … I have a terrible headache, and my temples feel cracked as soon as I get together!

Second, remember all the people who are kind to you, except your parents, because they can't do this.

Third, sometimes, we only know how to cherish after losing it, but it is more painful to cherish after losing it.

4. If you love me, how many enemies are there to know?

I have a headache and doubt my life. Why do I always have a headache? Are you terminally ill?

Six, feel uncomfortable, uncomfortable, headache. When will I have a holiday? I want to travel.

7. You like her, and she likes you very much. You all know that one day one of you will speak first, but I don't know which day you will say you like each other first. This is the best time.

Some people say: Love is a rose. Wherever you go, there is always a lingering fragrance on your hand. Some people say: Emotion is a song that sings the joys and sorrows of life. In fact, feelings are a person's state of life. When life is over, feelings are like the lingering fragrance on the hands, leaving only the taste of taste.

Nine, the teacher has a headache, and the students have an egg pain! The consistent rules and regulations of the school

Ten, after the headache, the arm grows a rash and then rhinitis, then the face grows acne and then has a headache. This month is so sad. I hope I can have a slightly more comfortable life in the future.

1 1. Sometimes, people will misunderstand or even conflict because of different backgrounds and cultures. If you have good intentions and try to solve them, if you can't solve them, avoid them. The world is sometimes very big, so it's better to be generous.

Twelve, the water is clear, not because it does not contain impurities, but because it knows how to precipitate; The permeability of the heart is not because there are no distractions, but because you understand the choice.

Thirteen, before all the sudden, it is accompanied by a long foreshadowing.

14. I have a stomachache and a headache. I don't know who will pay attention.

We must face the terrible things bravely, because we can't escape them or forget them. The sooner you get through this difficulty, the sooner you will say to yourself, "Yes, it has happened and there is nothing I can do." The sooner you can start your life.

I have a headache, a cold and a fever. I miss you.

Seventeen, junior high school is the most rebellious period. We used to laugh and have fun together. The head teacher gives us a headache. When I graduated, the class teacher said I couldn't bear it. We came forward to hug.

One must learn the ability to be alone. To associate with others is to see the world clearly, and to be alone is to associate with yourself and see yourself clearly.

I have a terrible headache, but I still have to tell myself that life is suffering.

Twenty, I feel uncomfortable, uncomfortable and have a headache. When will I have a holiday? I want to travel.

Twenty-one, I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. I just have a unique mood.

22. Don't stay if you can't stay. People who don't love you would rather dig it out of their hearts than ask for anything.

Twenty-three, you only remember my vicious tongue, my barbarism and my shrew, but you can't remember me who loved you at the beginning.

Twenty-four, there is no "better way", there is only one way, which is the way you choose. The key is that you should bravely go up and keep going.

Twenty-five, never dare to expect a forever, just ask for heart. Never dare to think that love will last forever, just for a glimpse in the world of mortals.

26. I dare not say "goodbye" casually. The world is so big that a "goodbye" may never be seen again. It is said that the regret of life lies in "stubbornly persisting in what should not be adhered to." Give up easily what you shouldn't have given up. "Don't break up easily. One turn is two worlds.

In the face of suffering, everyone will tell you that everything will pass. However, you don't know when and how it will end. So many times, you will still be anxious, afraid, sad and at a loss. Therefore, people spend most of their lives struggling to stand alone by a little light from outside.

Twenty-eight, but after being cheated, it is difficult to talk about trust, which has nothing to do with whether to change it or not, but no matter what he says or does in the future, his first feeling is doubt.

Twenty-nine, the cat is sick, and it keeps meowing, which makes my headache explode.

Thirty years old, don't always moan, don't always make yourself so delicate and touching. Everyone has been hurt and shed tears. It is not necessarily that you are more painful than others, but that you have expressed yourself more wonderfully.

31. Not everyone can understand the meaning of time, and not everyone knows how to cherish time. There is no fate of separation and aging in this world, only a heart that is willing to love and unwilling to love. -Xi Murong

I know in my heart that there is a quiet and meticulous happiness brewing in that corner. Just like this moment, I know that in addition to the external noise and anxiety, life has a quiet and prudent growth, which will not disappear with the passage of time, just like the faint fragrance of this daffodil.

Thirty-three, why is it always like this? You won't even give me a perfunctory answer.

34. You will always be my deepest secret.

Don't say I'm pretending to be b, just say you think too low of yourself.

Thirty-six, the common fault in life-headache, pain is healthier.

Thirty-seven, the more you grow up, the more lonely you become. When I was a child, making friends was simple and natural, and it was easy to talk together. With the growth of age and experience, people become cautious. Some people may disappear into the sea of people if they turn around carelessly. Unintentional lack of contact can lead to the breakdown of friendship. When you are at a loss in the world of meeting and losing, I hope someone will still be with you when you need it most.

Thirty-eight, ask how much you can worry about, just like a river flowing eastward.

Thirty-nine, spring ~ take care of yourself, don't have a headache, don't stay up late. I love you

Forty, a person walking in the street, no matter how leisurely, seems to be in a hurry.

Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

Forty-two, I just forgot how to treat my past with a normal heart.

Forty-three, "You belong to me except the barber in the world, which makes me very headache."

Forty-four, not all people can know the meaning of time, not all people know how to cherish time. There is no fate of separation and aging in this world, only a heart that is willing to love and unwilling to love.

Forty-five, no weapons, sadness, loss and loneliness all surrounded Russia.

46. Life will not give you any promises, especially success. It will only give you the process of struggle, pain and suffering. So give yourself a dream and move in that direction. Life is meaningless without dreams.

Forty-seven, "What is the most frustrating thing for Lu Han and the most troublesome thing for Shixun?" "Lu Han is the ideal type of the whole team!"

Forty-eight, people will encounter countless times in their lives. Some people are landscapes that you forget after seeing them, while others take root in your heart. Those feelings that can't be read are all unreasonable fate, which has been known for a long time.

Forty-nine, don't love people who are already beautiful; But to love the person who can make your world better.

It's normal that you don't know what you want. Because you are still young. If people know what they want and how to do it from the beginning, then life is meaningless. Only by trekking all the way, going through difficulties and obstacles, enduring setbacks and tempering, and tasting laughter and tears can we finally find what we really want. This is the meaning of living.

I don't know who will pay attention to stomachache and headache.

Fifty-two, I feel that life is so hard and I can't breathe.

53. Every spring, there is always a time when citizens and friends in many parts of the country are troubled by Yang's catkins. In those years in Beijing, every time catkins flew, I had a headache.

If you feel that every door in your life is closed, please remember one sentence: the closed door is not necessarily locked, at least push it again.

55. I really want to hug you, but it's a pity that the mountains and rivers are far apart in time, but it's a pity that you and I come and go.

56. The most annoying thing is that I don't know what I'm upset about, and my whole body is bursting with inexplicable negative energy.

Do you know what it's like to get sick, have a headache and want to hit a wall?

58. The scenery at the bottom of the building is always different from that at the top. No one should envy anyone. -How many meters?

Fifty-nine, I'm so handsome. This is the gap between us.

60. The real generosity to the future is to give everything to the present.

I was groggy on weekdays and had a splitting headache last night. They say I exercise too little, but the weather makes people lazy and don't want to move. It seems difficult to be healthy.

Sixty-two, many people are unhappy because they remember too long, get too little, and do too little in the future.

Sixty-three, there is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but said goodbye to life.

Sixty-four, life is irregular. Hungry and full. You can only drink yogurt when you are hungry. I can't sleep in the morning, and I have a splitting headache in the morning. Go to bed early tonight.

Sixty-five years old, wife, still very uncomfortable, unable to carry, afraid of not driving home, headache, distressed. Honey, I love you. I really love you.

A word that nobody cares about when you are sick.

First, there are always some people who were just passers-by in life, but later they became frequent visitors to memories.

Second, toothache can be pulled out and stomach pain can be taken medicine. Do you want me to cut out my heart and throw it in my heart?

Third, loneliness is a bad cold when you are sick and no one sends medicine.

Fourth, there are too many emotions, and you can't breathe when you are depressed.

I am not a mummy, but I live a mummy's life.

If there is a next life, I hope we won't be so miserable.

Seven, live in a hypocritical world all day, and become only more and more hypocritical.

Where are you going? The joys and sorrows around you are the excitement of others, not mine.

No one deserves your compromise.

Ten, I want to show a different me with a different mood, but suddenly I collapse in front of you.

1 1. Family is a heavy burden that I can't bear. Love words are just occasional lies.

Twelve, take the initiative for a long time will be very tired, care for a long time will collapse.

Thirteen, dare not treat everything sincerely, I am afraid I will get tears in return.

There is an emotion behind the promise called a whim.

15. Life is not as beautiful as you think. I didn't know I couldn't go to the end of my life until I got sick. At this time, if there is a person, accompanying the doctor, what a happy thing.

Sixteen, illusory love, I have been unable to beg.

Seventeen years old, maybe lonely, but still have no regrets in my heart.

Eighteen, there is a kind of loneliness, only you can accompany.

19. Lack of true love in love is meaningless. I feel that your love for me lacks that sincerity.

I can't believe the evidence before me. The man who betrayed me turned out to be the clearest brother.

I fall into your trap again and again, and I don't know how to escape.

22. I don't understand why I have to pretend to be gorgeous when my heart is fragmented.

23. Music is indispensable in my life.

24. Don't ask me if I loved you, because my love has nothing to do with you.

Twenty-five, how do you geese know my little sparrow's ambition?

Excuse me, teacher. My quilt is sick. I will take care of it.

Twenty-seven, I can't be hurt by you anymore.

28. Loneliness makes me so vulnerable.

My wife is ill. Tell me about it.

My wife is ill. Tell me about it.

1, dearest wife, my husband is back from running. I miss you so much and want to know your recent situation! When the wife wakes up, be sure to give her husband information as soon as possible. My husband is really worried about your health! Baby, last night must have been terrible, otherwise we wouldn't have gone to the hospital! Honey, I'm really sorry to make you suffer so much! It's my husband's fault. My husband feels sorry for you. I hope my wife will get better soon, so my husband will feel less guilty.

I wish my dear wife all the best today. It doesn't hurt at all. My husband will always support you and bless you to accompany you. All the family members also hope that we will get better and be strong soon. Honey, come on.

Dear wife, your cold should be cured soon. Cover yourself with a quilt at night, wear one more during the day, and take a bath to wash the hot spots. Remember our agreement this Saturday. Get better soon, kiss.

4, my heart is very sad and complicated! I hope you get well soon! Dear, wife!

Dear wife, I miss you so much. I was a little anxious to talk to you on the bus last night and this morning. I'm sorry, but I hope my dear mood will get better soon. However, this practice is not very scientific. You shouldn't always talk about what you think is right, but you should feel your dear feelings. Dear, I will always be by your side to take good care of you. Love you forever, waiting for you to come back.

6. Dear wife, I got up, too. I'm reading, pig. You always worry me. Get well soon. I am really worried about you. I will always love you until you come back.

7. No matter how uncomfortable it is, my dear wife will still tell me with a smile that she is fine, it doesn't matter, and she will tell jokes to make me happy! But, wife, do you understand how worried your idiot is? But your idiot can't do anything to my baby except worry! Honey, get better soon. I don't want to make you so sad! Kiss my wife, give her to me, and don't make my wife feel so bad!

8. I was away on business and came to Chongqing temporarily. Although staying in a five-star hotel. But I still miss my bed at home. Miss my lovely wife. Dear wife is ill, go to bed early. Get well soon.

Dear wife, you should get better soon, and your husband will still love you, you know? Sorry tonight, something happened, so I hung up the phone in a hurry. I hope my wife doesn't mind. Honey, go to bed early. Oh, I love you. Good night

10, dear wife, there is something wrong with the pig. Originally, the pig wanted to call his aunt to ask about the situation. In the eyes of pigs, relatives of wives are relatives of pigs. It won't happen again. Pray for my uncle to recover soon.

1 1, dear wife, I caught a cold on such a loving day. My husband is very sad to see you feel bad. I wish you a speedy recovery.

12, dear wife, get well soon, and my husband will always love you. I just saw the signature of my classmate Lao Bai, and I cried. Laobai's wife has renal failure, and the situation is not very good. Shortly after graduation, they went back to their hometown in the countryside, held a simple wedding and gave us a sweet and happy video. His love for her touched all our classmates. I hope she will get better soon. Come on, Bai, everything will be fine!

13, the baby's state today really hurts me. This fool also said that he would carry it. If he had listened to me that day, would it have been much better to take some medicine? You must be obedient in the future, dear. Your precious wife will be well soon.

14, the wife is a beauty, years, please don't hurt her; My wife is a beautiful woman and sick. Please stay away from her quickly. My wife is a beauty. Good luck. Please stay with her. My wife is beautiful and healthy. Please stay with her all the time. I love you, dear wife. I hope you will get better soon. Everything is as I wish.

15. My dear wife has a fever. She just came back from a night trip to the hospital with her colleagues and brought back various souvenirs such as antipyretics and Qingkailing. Go back to sleep, dear, and get better soon.

16, my dear wife gave birth to a baby boy yesterday, and I am very happy. My wife has a fever today, and I'm worried. She will get better soon, and I will do anything. As long as my wife gets better soon.

17, my dear wife, you should get better soon. You should take good care of yourself when your husband is away, or your husband will worry. Give it to my dear wife.

18, dear wife, I have to go on a business trip when you are ill. I really feel sorry for you! But because of work needs, please forgive me! May God bless my wife to recover soon! Love You!

19. My dear wife is ill and can't accompany her. I feel very guilty. I hope my wife can get better soon and eliminate all physical discomfort. I went back to see her today, happy.

20. Dear wife. Things haven't been going well recently. I hope I can get better soon. I have a stomachache all day today. You were in pain all night. Bad karma mandarin duck. Good night, I love you.

2 1, my wife said to me with a bitter face last night, "My dear wife, get better soon!" What can I do if you call me that? If you get better, I will buy you a jade to ward off evil spirits and the best computer! I also want to get better, but this bacterium is not tempted! My hands are all blue!

22. Dear wife. Today, my husband stayed in the room except eating, washing clothes, cleaning the house and watching his wife sleep. My wife slept soundly and worried about her waist. I hope to get better soon and stop swelling, otherwise I will feel distressed. Wife. Let's try not to quarrel in the future. I'm so tired and annoyed. It hurts feelings. I hope it won't happen again. My husband loves you. This is the wardrobe that my husband packed. It was a mess.

23. Dear wife, get over your cold! You are my lively little Feifei ~ My husband loves you! Benben ~ Don't say anything about yesterday! Did you hear that?

24. Good morning, dear wife. My wife needs to recover as soon as possible Don't get sick again. I miss you so much. Wear more clothes when it's cold. Don't catch a cold. My wife loves you.

25. If there is a Buddha in this world, I want to make a small wish to you with the most sincere heart, so that my dear wife can get better soon! If my wish needs to be realized at a certain cost, I am willing to bear all the pain!