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English short jokes 1
Customer: Be careful, your thumb is in my soup!
Attendant: Don't worry, sir, it's not very hot!
Diner: Look out! Your thumb is in my soup!
Attendant: Don't worry, sir, it's not that hot!
English joke 2
A waiter brought a steak to the customer and put his thumb on the beef.
"Are you crazy?" The customer shouted, "Your hand is on my steak!" "
"What?" The waiter said, "Do you want it to fall to the ground again?"
A waiter brought the steak he ordered to the customer with his thumb on the meat.
"Are you crazy?" The customer shouted, "Your hand is on my steak?"
"What?" the waiter replied. "Do you want it to fall to the floor again?"
English joke 3
Attendant: Tea or coffee? sir
First customer: I want to drink tea.
Second customer: I'm tea, too-the cup should be clean!
Attendant: Two cups of tea, which one is clean?
Waiter: "tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
Customer: "I want to drink tea."
The second customer: "Me too, and make sure the cup is clean!" "
(Waiter exits and returns)
Waiter: "Two cups of tea. Which one asked for a clean cup? "
English joke 4
Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?
It looks like backstroke, sir ...
Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?
Well, it looks like backstroke to me, sir. ...
English joke 5
Waiter, there is a fly in the soup!
Don't worry, sir, the spider in the bread will kill it.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Don't worry, sir, the spider on the bread roll will catch them.
English joke 6
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
No, sir, that's a cockroach. The fly is in your steak.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
No, sir, that's a cockroach. The fly is on your steak.
English joke 7
Waiter, there is a fly in the soup!
Don't let anyone see it, sir, or others will want it.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Keep your voice down, sir, or they will all want it.
English joke 8
Waiter, there is a fly in the soup!
I know, sir. We don't charge extra.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Never mind, sir, there is no extra charge!
English joke 9
Waiter, there is a fly in the soup!
Sorry, sir, I forgot this when I took those three.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
I'm sorry, sir. Maybe I forgot when I took off the other three.
English jokes 10
Waiter, there is a dead fly in the soup!
Yes, sir, it was boiling water that killed them.
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!
Yes, sir, hot water killed them.
English short jokes 1 1
Waiter, there is a dead fly in the soup!
1- What do you want to live?
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect from $ 1-a live one?
English jokes 12
Waiter, there is a bee in the soup!
Yes, sir, flies are on holiday today.
Waiter, waiter, there is a bee in my soup.
Yes, sir, today is the fly's day off.
English jokes 13
Waiter, a cup of coffee without cream.
Sorry, sir, there is no cream. How about without milk?
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee without cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about without milk?
English jokes 14
Waiter, your tie is in my soup.
That's all right, sir. It won't shrink.
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir. It won't shrink.
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