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Sports funny half sentence

Lead: What are the three sentences and a half lines? Three sentences and a half is a traditional folk art performance form in China. Each paragraph has three long sentences and half sentences. Generally, four people perform, three people say three long sentences, and finally 1 person only says two short sentences, so it is called "three and a half sentences". The following are three and a half sentences about physical exercise that I collected. Welcome to read the reference!

A: gongs and drums are played on the stage, and B: the poetry contest is a contest. Which poem do you want to ask Sai? D: three and a half sentences!

A: There are four of us on the stage. B: The audience is the judges. C: One can grasp a sentence quickly. D: it's not difficult!

A: We said everything. B: It happened that he only said one sentence. C: excuse me, why? D: refining!

A: Who will choose the name of the event? B: this question is very difficult! I think so? Sports? d:? Exercise! ? A, B and C: OK! A: Exercise every day to refresh yourself. B: Let's talk about the benefits first. C: blood circulation and respiration. D: strengthen!

A: When the north wind blows in winter, B: Some people are afraid to go out. Why not go outside? D: better!

Some students are afraid of catching cold. B: They are afraid of frostbite, which itches and hurts. C: Exercise is the best preventive method. D: he doesn't understand!

A: Go outdoors for exercise in winter, B: The sun shines with ultraviolet rays, C: Sterilization and rickets prevention, D: The most effective!

A: Practice every day of the year. B: Brave and tenacious. C: What frostbite and cold? D: fuck off!

I often run and jump. B: I play games, ball games and practice on the radio. C: I can't exercise too hard. D: remember!

What do you exercise for every day? B: Study hard and be healthy. C: Be a revolutionary successor. D: Get ready!

A: Physical exercise is three and a half sentences. B: The performance is over. Let's beat gongs and drums. Goodbye!