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What does "one Weng" mean?

Question 1: buy wine to celebrate the harvest, and get drunk before you rest. What do you mean? I bought wine to celebrate this year's harvest. The old woman and the old man were drunk. This is a sentence that describes the joy of harvest.

Question 2: In ancient times, the old man was called Weng, and what was the woman's name? 1, Ai (ao), her hair is white, her head is bald, her son hoes beans and streams, and her son weaves a chicken coop ... 2. Yi is usually used by old women to address herself.

Question 3: What is the meaning of "Weng" in the ancient poem Jiang Xue? Generally speaking, the word Weng refers to an old man, an older person, who is called "Yi" relative to the old lady.

In this poem, it refers to a fisherman and an old man who fishes.

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Question 5: What is the area code of Jiaozuo? The area code of Jiaozuo is 039 1.

This includes Qinyang, Aibo, Zhongzhan and Wuzhi, all of which are 039 1.

But please remember that the area code of Jiyuan is also 039 1.

But there will be long-distance charges ~

Question 6: What are the names of the old man, the old woman and the old lady? In recent years, there have been many quarrels and divorces between elderly couples in the community where I live. Take retired Comrade Lao Li for example! Her wife retired in the hospital, because Lao Li's first sexual demand was not coordinated by her wife, and she always quarreled before going to bed, which affected her neighbors. So Hu Laoli sued the district court. After mediation and investigation by the court, Lao Li's wife was in poor health and got married at the age of 47. Now she is 60 years old and tired of sex life. Except for the disharmony of sexual life, everything is fine, and the court ruled not to divorce.

I have frequent contacts with Lao Li and his wife, and I don't think it's cost-effective. As the saying goes, "wife, wife and old age are companions." It's time to accompany and take care of each other. After so many years of twists and turns, what can I survive?

In old age, life should be transformed into mutual comfort. It's normal for a wife to have sexual atrophy, and maybe one day the old man will die. It's okay to be angry, and it's okay to scold two people for quarreling. Talking about divorce easily is too much! "One day's husband and wife are grateful for a hundred days", and grandchildren can play soy sauce. What can they leave behind? How many years do you have left to live? The old couple have lived together since their twenties. That's a bad mouth but not a bad heart. It's too late to let the other person fall in love, so why bother to fight a divorce lawsuit with his wife? If you really want to leave, you can find a thousand reasons. There will always be contradictions after so many years. If you don't leave, you have to find 10 thousand reasons. The sketch says: "I have been doing it all my life, and there is nothing I can't do with my tail!" " Looking forward, a good horse never turns back, and husband and wife are still very well matched! "Nothing can break the fate because of a small matter. Without credit, there is still hard work, raising children, raising children and getting married. Now there are only two people left, who need a quiet life, but they have to toss and turn, or are they mentally ill? If there is a third party involved and there is true love, it is another matter, but it is estimated that at this age, the laws of the universe are impossible, and you are not a rich and powerful official, tycoon or big shot, and no woman will marry you. Maybe it's my own lack of self-knowledge and wishful thinking. A n experienced person has summed up the experience that there are four things in his later years: first, his wife; Second, the old house, third, the old base; Fourth, old friends. Motto! I don't treat my wife as a blessing, but I make trouble. I am the joke of many old and diverse people.

Don't be silly. A beautiful young woman can really live with an old man like you. When she cheated your house and your money into her name, she didn't know who she was going to find!

Now, under the influence of the social environment, some people want to follow the fashion, such as flash marriage, trial marriage, young people, not the elderly. Because you can't afford to lose! If you haven't noticed, those who remarry and remarry are often not as good as the original husband and wife, because the important thing is that they don't care about each other and take their children and grandchildren as a link. Don't expect too much, don't have wild desires, how happy the old couple are to live well, communicate more and live together forever!

No one can change anyone! I will make do with it. You can't leave the past, and you can't chase the dead. You should cherish everything in front of you. Once you lose it, you will probably regret it. If you don't sell a return ticket in life, you will remarry, leaving an indelible pain. When the old couple lived, no one could say anything. When things go wrong, we should forgive each other, tolerate each other and understand each other, and leave more room for each other's hobbies.

It is easy to divorce now, but it is difficult for the elderly to remarry. It is wise for the old couple to walk the last stop of their lives together, and the sunset shines in the sky.

Question 7: What do you mean by slowly?

Slow and weak. "Su Wen? Three stages: "If you are ill, you will get sick if your hands are turbid, and you will get sick if your hands are slow.". "Once said, seems to be nothing. A note in "Pulse Sutra of the Name of the Dead": "Slowly, it seems that there is nothing. "

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Question 8: The living have grown up. What do you mean? The dead are gone, and the living still have to live like this.

The dead are gone, the living should be strong, live well, and let the dead rest in heaven.