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Don't always say "rich and willful" without money!

With the continuous progress of automobile technology, many automobile companies always want to attract consumers' attention with various "black technologies", except, of course, "willful" automobile companies that focus on rotary engines like Mazda. Indeed, in the current fierce competition in the automobile market, consumers can't find their own uniqueness without lighting their eyes, but are these "black technologies" really practical? Today, let's take a look at the wonderful configurations in the automotive industry.

car-mounted "baby-teasing" music system

I believe many friends know that it is often inconvenient to travel with younger babies, especially for long-distance self-driving. Not only do you have to bring a lot of baby products, but you also have to consider the child's endurance. After all, sitting in a safety seat in the face of boring long distance, they are easy to "get angry".

However, not long ago, it was reported that Nissan cooperated with sound designer and sleep coach Tom Middleton to make five lullabies in the car to help the baby fall asleep as soon as possible, and the music will be the first to be carried in Nissan Leaf Model. The biggest reason why it is used in this electric car is that according to the research report, infants are vulnerable to the light roar and frequency of internal combustion engines, and electric cars do not have this feature, so Nissan makes five lullabies in the car. In my opinion, although this music system may help children fall asleep as soon as possible, at the same time, this kind of "soft" music is also easy to make drivers sleepy, thus affecting driving safety. In addition, with the development of mobile phone interconnection, it is not very convenient to find some baby songs with mobile phones, so there is no need to do such a study of wasting time.

car KTV system

In order to increase the entertainment of people's travel, Junma once launched the music coupe SUV "Meet 3". The reason why it is called a musical coupe is that it can "sing K anytime, anywhere". This car is equipped with the OnlyMic intelligent internet music system, which has a built-in Scorpio K-song program. At the same time, it is actually equipped with a microphone. In addition, it is equipped with a Pioneer speaker with an output power of 365 watts inside the car, and there is an 8-inch subwoofer at the tail to provide high-quality audio output.

However, I think the most suitable place for this system is in the suburbs. First of all, no one will accuse you of disturbing the people, and secondly, there will be no wolves harassing you. Of course, this is all a joke. After all, why don't you use it in the city and go directly to KTV, where the sound effect is bound to be better than in the car.

Roof camera

I wonder if you have any impression of the "big bag" on the head of Tucki G3. Yes, it is a 36-degree rotating camera. Although people all know that Tucki G3 is a young car model built by a new car-making force, and its configuration is mostly used for driving assistance function, this camera is really used for playing, and it can shoot the scenery along the way during your trip. However, I think it's a chicken rib, not only because of the clarity, but also because an extra "big bag" will inevitably increase certain wind resistance, thus reducing the cruising range of electric vehicles. I believe most consumers will not lose the cruising range because this clarity is not as good as the camera configuration.

Car electric rice cooker

Let's look at the chicken ribs on luxury brands, such as Audi. Audi once launched a special A8 model in Japan, which built a rice cooker in the central armrest in the back row and presented a spoon with Audi LOGO. In addition, in the big screen entertainment system in the back row, there are also many cooking modes. Look, how practical this is. I know that steaming rice takes time, so I steam it directly on my way home, and using A8 to steam rice is simply "the simplest ingredient, making the most extraordinary taste".

Car tea set

Compared with Audi, Mercedes-Benz is more advanced, especially for those successful people who pay more attention to their health, drinking tea will be much healthier than drinking. To this end, Mercedes-Benz used to be in Maibakh's S-class Fit&; Healthy concept car is equipped with a tea set. This rear central passage has been converted into a liftable tea sea, with the function of making tea, and you can freely choose between Pu 'er, Oolong and black tea, which is simply a special car for southern businessmen.

how about it? Although these "black technologies" have not helped driving, are they very eye-catching in this fierce market competition? However, in my opinion, no matter how many configurations of cars there are, they should all be for better safe driving and more comfortable riding enjoyment, rather than this wonderful and useless chicken rib configuration.

This article comes from the author of Chejia, car home, and does not represent car home's standpoint.