Couple sex jokes

1, I was watching TV on the sofa, and my wife was sitting on my lap wrapped in a bath towel, and she said, "Grandpa, do you want a little girl?" I deliberately couldn't sit still: "No, uncle, I have no money today!" " "Wife:" What money is not money, just make the little girl happy, and make up an iou afterwards! ""I'm dizzy ~ ~ ~ I still owe money for this matter!

2. I lifted my wife's chin in one hand and jokingly said, "Come on, girl, sing me a song!" My wife patted my hand: "guest officer, please show some respect, little girl, I only sell my body, not art!" " "Shocked ~ ~ ~ this hit the gun!

After taking a bath, I lay in bed reading. My wife came out of the bathroom and a hungry tiger jumped on me. She said coldly, "hey, my little brother is good-looking, little girl. I'll try it today!" " I fought to the death.

Seeing that I was disobedient, my wife gently turned around and said, "Grandpa, did you follow that little girl?" I said, "Give me a reason first!" The wife looked back cunningly: "My little girl just got out of prison and hasn't eaten meat for several years!" " "My mom ~ ~ ~ ~ this reason is very good, there is no reason not to obey!

4. My wife asked me, "What do you men always say about women's and men's shows?" I said, "A male show is a dignified appearance and a fiery heart!" The wife asked again, "Do you think I count?" I pretended to look at her seriously, and then shook my head: "You don't count!" " The wife nodded: "I think so, too." I should belong to Ming Sao. "I snickered to myself:" accurate but not comprehensive! The wife wants to know, "What is that?" I proudly replied: "You belong to Quan Sao!" Sweat ~ ~ ~ ~ This beating is inevitable!