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What interesting things have you seen in love?

When I was in love, I watched the Japanese anime movie "Jin Yuji under the Cliff" with my girlfriend. The heroine is a mermaid named Ponyo, and the man is an intermediary. Then I called my girlfriend Ponyo, who is my agent. Then I asked the agent not to sell the house. Later, she directly changed my name to selling a house, and now the note on my mobile phone is still selling a house!