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How do you say this in Fuzhou dialect?

Question 1: How do boyfriends say "Niangniang" in Fuzhou-hello.

Take a break-have lunch.

Sherman.-Eat

Magic belt.-it's okay

Card sliding game

Living comfortably-reading a book

Pinch bus

Kara device-bicycle

Wow, Miyo-I don't know.

Pigs have heavy wrists-that's all.

Wow, short girl-I love you.

Women who change the west-like you.

Tacha-Ride

Here are some names.

Yim- the old lady

Grandpa Bai

Old Tao-the old man

Damn it (read together)-children

Marijuana fishing wife

Pull for the husband

Ran juwan

A stack-little brother

Living in Yang Ren-Haihai

Touch the center of the oriental boy

Flat press (\ \ the longer the word, the better ~ ~)-Cousin

Cousin

Post-girlfriend travel

Male Ben's ex-boyfriend

Then-if you swear, hehe, use it with caution ~ ~ ~

Fear-a madman

Take it.-pervert

Pacha-* * *

Sagua fool

Yin xinban-neuropathy

Female confession-I still hope you can say it.

None of your business!

In women yo-whatever!

Soft confession-nonsense

Work.-Get out!

Go west.-Go to hell!

Climb Lucy-kill you!

Wow, mom.-Be careful.

Take the right question ("the right question" is read together)-one-on-one hit.

Don't climb-want to fight?

It's no use grinding your teeth!

Women are afraid-you are a burden!

Crawl-madness

Shrimp grinds without leaving-there is nothing to do when you are full!

Finally-a compliment ~ ~ ~

The woman is swollen-you are beautiful.

Female pressure follows-you are handsome.

Beauty law (standard)

Alexander.-Great

Female pressure-you're fine.

Press to release the girl ("read to the sheep together")-I like you so much!

There should be something you need!

Question 2: How to say whatever you want in Minnan dialect or Fuzhou dialect? Ah, Lee? Xiusi? tio? Ng angle e? Pi? ka? therefore

e? tso? ka? Really, tsi? u? Lee? Lee? Wu Jian Jian Gao? ng e tsia? ng tua? (Minnan)

Not in Fuzhou dialect.

Question 3: Do you know how to say this in Fuzhou dialect? The first sentence is what you are doing. The next sentence is I miss you so much. I'm hungry. This is my baby. I don't know what's down there. The last sentence is I love you. Seems to practice a lot.

Question 4: How to say hello to dinner in Fuzhou dialect!

The pronunciation of Fuzhou dialect for eating is similar to "writing Bonn", in which "writing" means eating and "Bonn" means rice.

In the daily language of Fuzhou dialect, eating is generally divided into "writing a letter" for breakfast, "writing a guide" for lunch, "speaking slowly" for dinner and "writing something with you" for snacks.

A common greeting in China: Have you eaten? In Fuzhou dialect, the pronunciation is "how many acres?" "

Question 5: How to say Fuzhou dialect? Singing Niang fast building, zy ny Kong Qingdong small;

The new idea leaked quickly, saying that women donated empty bean shows.

Welcome to Baidu "Fuzhou dialect bar" to learn and exchange Fuzhou dialect.

Question 6: Who can teach me to speak Fujian dialect? Do you understand what I'm saying? How to say Fuzhou dialect and Fujian dialect? There are many dialects in Fujian, but they are not unified. As the saying goes, ten miles is different. Chinese characters in Fuzhou dialect are difficult to translate. It is suggested to ask in Fuzhou dialect.

By the way, popularize it:

Min dialect is usually divided into eastern Fujian dialect, southern Fujian dialect, northern Fujian dialect, central Fujian dialect and Puxian dialect (Xinghua dialect).

Mindong dialect: It is mainly distributed in Fuzhou and Ningde areas in the central and eastern Fujian, and is divided into north and south parts. The southern part is represented by Fuzhou dialect, which is distributed in the stone area of Fuzhou city; The northern part is represented by Fu 'an dialect, and some scholars classify Ningde dialect as the southern part of Mindong dialect. During the period of wuyue, most of this area belonged to Fuzhou Prefecture in Zhejiang 13, so it was influenced by Wu dialect.

Minnan dialect: It is mainly distributed in Quanzhou, Zhangzhou, Xiamen and other cities in southern Fujian, similar to the Taiwanese dialect used in Taiwan Province Province.

Northern Fujian dialect: mainly distributed in Nanping area of northern Fujian, represented by Jian 'ou dialect.

Central Fujian dialect: mainly distributed in Sanming, Yong 'an, Shaxian and other areas in central and northern Fujian, with Yong 'an dialect as the representative. It is a dialect with the least number of people and the narrowest scope of application in Min dialect.

Puxian dialect: It is distributed in Putian, Xianyou, southern Fuqing of Fuzhou, parts of Yongtai and parts of Quanzhou Quangang, and is also often called Xinghua dialect. Represented by Putian dialect.

Question 7: I love you. How do you say this in Fuzhou dialect? It's difficult to write, and it's also difficult to mark with phonetic symbols.

Secondly, in Fuzhou dialect, there seems to be no such word as love, at least it is rarely used.

The tiles upstairs are in Fuqing and Putian, with a slight Minnan accent.

Question 8: Can someone who can speak Fuzhou dialect translate it for me? This citizen is so talented. I wonder what that is. It's shameful to spread women out! Dad, it's hard to find a job! ! * * * A good woman is a bird! Doing such a stupid thing, son of a bitch, is crazy! !

Sheka, oh, it's inside! Women are resistant to making! Let's have a rest! Wow, everyone is very resistant to confession! In the west!

Too full? It doesn't have to be a mare! What is a bird club? I don't even have to say it! Go to hell!

I don't understand translation, do I? For reference only! Everyone is responsible for a harmonious society! Civilized Fuzhou, Fuzhou civilization! Fuzhou dialect is the cultural essence of Fuzhou people. Please be kind to Fuzhou dialect and use civilized language! thank you

PS: But swearing in Fuzhou dialect is really cool. It's much cooler than swearing in Beijing and swearing at home. Well, it's purely personal!

In fact, Fuzhou dialect is full of ancient rhymes. Learning Fuzhou dialect well is equal to half of China ancient literati!

Depressed, I have been harmonious for several times, and the landlord must give points, which is not easy! ! !

Question 9: I like your Fuzhou dialect. Generally speaking, Fuzhou people say "I like you" in Fuzhou dialect.

This is probably the pronunciation of "crooked A (third in English pronunciation) female"

I advise you to find a Fuzhou person to read to you ~