A joke of about 300 words (reproducible)

1, comma didn't get up until eight o'clock and didn't wash his face. She ran with her schoolbag on her back.

Out of breath, he ran into the classroom, shouted "report", sat in his seat and listened to the geography teacher.

"Little comma, you stand up and answer my question," the teacher pointed at the map with his pointer. "What is the equator?"

The little comma blushed and replied, "class starts at eight o'clock and you don't enter the classroom until after eight o'clock. This is called being late!" " "

2. The professor of economics said in class: "Students, foreign workers have a great influence on us. Who knows that migrant workers in a country earn the most money? Is it too old, too old, too old, or ... "

The small comma answers first: "McDonald's!"

The chemistry professor explained an organic chemical reaction process to the students in class.

He said: Attention, students! At the beginning of this reaction, there were 25 carbon atoms. Now? Only 24 ... He paused for a moment, waiting for the students' reaction, but the classroom was silent.

The professor had to point to the small comma in the front row and say, is there another carbon atom? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what?

Small comma murmured: No one has left the classroom since class!

The teacher asked a student: Did you copy someone else's test paper?

: yes. I copied some, but not all.

Teacher: What are some places not to copy?

Small comma: the name is not.

A primary school teacher has a strong local accent. One day in class, he asked the students: 50+9=?

Small comma muttered: "Wushu+wine =?" Wushu+wine =? "

Suddenly, I suddenly realized that I was drunk ~

6. Teacher: I want you to write a people-oriented and focused composition.

Small comma: teacher, I think it over. I will write about my grandmother.

Teacher: Does your grandmother have any outstanding aspects?

Small comma: my grandmother has a lumbar disc herniation.

7. One day's Chinese class, let the small comma make sentences with "Great Wall". The little comma replied, "The Great Wall is very long." The teacher was unhappy: "No, create another one!" " "Small comma more unhappy, twisted his head:" why, I'm not the first emperor! "

8. Teacher: "I want you to write a composition about milk, requiring you to write two pages separated by small commas. Why do you write so many lines in your composition? "

Small comma: "Teacher, my article is about condensed milk, so it is relatively short." 1. Men have nine fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife will become a regular customer, the third is that their young lady is ill, the fourth is that their daughter-in-law is cornered, the fifth is that their lover will be pried, the sixth is that their wife will be soaked, the seventh is that their property will be stolen, the eighth is that they will be sued by the masses, and the ninth is that they will have to wait until they are finished. 2, the sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of the words of men are true; Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees! ! 3. Listen! I want to chase you! I thought you were! I have been looking for you! I will seize this opportunity! I must catch up with you! Dead flies! I'll shoot you! ! I miss your head, your mouth, your mouth, your mouth. I love your skin, your back, your neck and thighs, your liver, your lungs, your body and fragrance. I will love you forever. . . Beijing roast duck. I gently kiss you down on the bed, gently open your pants, gently take off your underwear, gently kiss your face and then gently say to you: Baby, change your posture. . . It's time for .............................. to change diapers.

In high school, the teacher taught very carefully. Finally, I summed up a sentence: you all know something, you are all older. I was tired of listening to it, so I replied: not only is the boss not young, but the second child is not young.

9. In biology class, the teacher asked, "Parents don't suffer from this genetic disease, but children get sick. So what is the most likely to happen? (The standard answer is "gene mutation"), a deep but clear male voice sounded in the dark corner of the back row: "affair".

10, surprised to find my roommate washing the sheets.

I asked him: Why are you so diligent today?

Roommate replied: My girlfriend will come over at night, and the sheets are too dirty. If she doesn't wash, she will get pregnant.

1 1, freshman beauty teacher ... after a few days of marriage leave, classes resumed. The beautiful teacher's voice was hoarse. A pair of children's shoes in the front row asked the teacher with concern why his voice was hoarse ... A word came from the dark corner in the back row: shout dumb. ......

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