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Diary of the Armed Police Force?

Monday, October 27th, 2003/KLOC-0 will be sunny.

I still train as usual these days. In the morning, I mainly do the basic actions of queuing to catch the enemy. I'm basically doing fitness in the afternoon and evening. I just started to get scared after noon. Although I still ran five kilometers in the afternoon, our platoon leader said that the soldiers running in the shooting range were not fresh, so after consulting with a platoon leader, I took our two platoon leaders to run on the road outside, that is, as soon as the teaching team came out, the squad leader led the team to start running in the cold water shop. Running outside is just different. Anyway, it just feels more comfortable outside, it just feels that people look at us differently. I have never felt that way before, but now I feel so proud to see ordinary people. I'm so proud. I'm a soldier. I'm an armed police soldier. I went to the cold water shop, ran around the town, and then turned back. The whole journey is almost seven or eight kilometers. Running today is the least tiring, and I am still very excited to come back. I hope to have more opportunities to go out in the future! ! !

65438+20031it was cloudy on Wednesday, October 29th.

How do you feel that since I came to the army, the weather in Hunan is just not good, it is always cloudy, and the sun is rarely seen. It's getting colder and colder. My fellow villagers and comrades in Guangdong have a lot of ears, and their hands and feet are frozen. It looks really pathetic. Fortunately, the detachment and brigade gave us gloves and hats, which made us feel much warmer. Fortunately, we are not unwell. Maybe I am in better health.

65438+20031October 30th Thursday is cloudy.

Last night was really hard to forget, because we were bombed by the instructor to have an emergency meeting, which was really miserable. The thing is, at two or three o'clock last night, the instructor got up to check the whistle and found that there were no sentries in our first squadron. The instructor suddenly felt that the matter was serious and wanted to educate us. An emergency blew up the emergency assembly of our entire squadron. Even our monitor and platoon leader didn't know in advance. They think that something unexpected has happened. Get up, wake us up at once, and assemble quickly. I also heard the instructor shouting outside, armed with backpacks and kettle satchels, just one without a gun. Let's get ready quickly. We were in a hurry and finally left here. After the whole squadron is assembled. The instructor took the whole squadron to the shooting range below and began to run laps. At that time, many comrades-in-arms were not in a hurry to lay the quilt, so they ran away and had to follow. The instructor was there to supervise the monitor and watch us run. We asked the monitor what was going on, but the monitor said he didn't know, just told us to be patient. I don't know how long it has been running, but many comrades can't run anyway. We only heard the instructor stop and the whole squadron stood around the shooting range. We are still very scared in our hearts, and we don't know why the instructors are crazy at night. It was still snowing last night, and all the officers and men of our squadron stood at the shooting range, letting the snow fall on us. Moreover, many comrades and I were shivering with cold without wearing a few clothes. I only heard the instructor say which sentry it was at night. Which row is it? Finally, two soldiers in the third row stood up and said that they had gone back to the dormitory to sleep. The instructor said angrily at that time, do you know the importance of sentry? In the past, there have been incidents in our detachment where the sentry did not stand guard, which led to the killing of the trainers of the whole teaching team! ! ! Do you think you can relax at ordinary times First, two recruits were told to "fall forward" around the shooting range, and then they stood there until dawn. The monitor of the two new recruits, like the two new recruits, the whole shooting range fell forward. Finally, I don't know how long I was fined. Anyway, it was already four or five o'clock when we got back to the dormitory. I think those two comrades should only stand guard for an hour. Where have we never stood? What else is uncomfortable? You deserve to be punished!

Today, we trained as usual, that is, during the break, the platoon leader and monitor told us a lot about standing guard last night. He said that in grass-roots units, if the sentry is not on the sentry post, the consequences will be very serious. I hope we can remember. I don't think I will make the same mistake as them.

Friday, June 5438, 2003, drizzle+10/October 3 1

Today is the last day of the lunar calendar in 2002, and it is also the first New Year's Eve and the first Spring Festival when I came to the army. When I am far away from home, I am really distressed. Hearing the guns outside reminds me of the scene of spending New Year's Eve at home. However, it was the first time I spent the New Year in the army. During the day, the leaders and division chiefs of the detachment came to XinBingLian to express their condolences to us, and dinner began at five o'clock in the afternoon. The dining hall is really lively, with three or four hundred people paying New Year greetings to each other. Villagers together, comrades toast each other. The recruits in our platoon also joined in, to propose a toast to the platoon leader and monitor. We also want to know if we can knock them down first. Unexpectedly, several of our recruits failed to hold on first, but fell down first. We'll make trouble all night. Anyway, we don't do anything until the third day, so we have a rest. At twelve o'clock in the evening, we started to set off fireworks. I didn't go to bed until two or three o'clock, but some of our comrades played all night. I hope we are all happy. I also hope that my distant relatives can be safe and happy! Mom and Dad, how are you?

Saturday, February 1 2003 is cloudy.

On New Year's Day, we slept until eight o'clock and were called to pack jiaozi. Because I'm from the south, it's my first time to package jiaozi. It's really interesting to learn jiaozi from comrades in the north. Learn to roll dumpling wrappers. Our class is from northern Hebei, and the rest are from Guangdong, Hunan, Fujian and Jiangsu. I can't wrap it at all, and it's just like wrapping a steamed bun in the end. Eat one by one. It's fun. We still ate it all when we cooked it. It feels very interesting! The evening is free time, and the recruits between squadrons just set off fireworks with each other. I dodged the gunfire while talking on the phone, but I was still hit. Although it hurts a little, it just feels good! ! !