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Two people suddenly died in a pool of blood, a man and a woman. How did they die? The police are still investigating. In the dead of night, Fangfang's mother and Fangfang walked on this road. Fangfang's mother looked back from time to time and was afraid. Just then, Fangfang suddenly said something that frightened her mother: "Mom, look, there are two people on it." "Children talk nonsense, go, go." Her mother quickly dragged her away. This story is widely circulated and many people know it. The reporter went to Fangfang's house: "Fangfang, you said you saw two people there last time. Is it true? " Reporter asked Fangfang. "It's true." She said seriously. "Well, you take me." The reporter asked Fangfang to take him. When she got there, Fangfang pointed to the telephone pole and said, "Look, there are two people." It says, "Take care of public property. Everyone has his own rules. I went to physical education class in junior high school. I was sick that day. I'm a sports commissioner. After everyone lined up, I wanted to give the leave to the PE teacher. As a result, I think it's a dime note. I just realized that I said, "I'm leaving. "One dark night, on the longest and most terrible road, a taxi driver drove by and a woman waved at the roadside. It was quiet all the way until the woman spoke. She said to the driver, "apples are delicious for you ..." The driver felt great and took a bite. The woman asked, "Is it delicious?" The driver said, "delicious! The woman replied, "I remember I liked apples before I died." ... "Wow ...&; * $ # @ ... When the driver heard this, he was scared into an ambulance, and his face turned white ... Only the woman slowly tilted her head to the front and said to the driver, "But I don't like eating after giving birth! ..... "Party A and Party B flew, broke down and landed on a desert island. The chief of the cannibal on the desert island said, "You can let you go with the same piece of fruit as 100!" ! ！” After a while, A first brought 100 strawberries. Chief: "put them all in your nose and let you go!" " ! !" Armor began to get rough ... 98 pieces, nothing happened ... When he stuffed 99 pieces, he smiled "Hey, hey ..." All the strawberries came out ... A Jia was killed by the chief ... When he got to heaven, the angel asked A Jia, "You only need one piece to avoid death, but why are you laughing?" A said, "Because I saw B bring back 100 durians. There are two brothers, one is haha and the other is hee hee. One day, haha died, and hee hee cried sadly, "haha, you are dead, haha!" "Ha ha!" Once upon a time, a man named Shuang died, and his family cried sadly, shouting Shuang and Shuang. Others looked surprised and asked, "Why are you crying and shouting?" His family said "awesome" and "awesome"! It is said that a county magistrate with a strong accent came to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!" Now, please talk to the township head! The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! ) "No pickles, I'll lick a lump of shit for you. . . "Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. . . It is said that once Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Sun Quan and Cao Cao were flying together, and they suddenly encountered an emergency and needed to parachute to escape. Only then did I find that there were only three parachute bags left on the plane. Everyone is nervous. At this time, Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and cleared his throat. He said: "well, the mountain man can answer a few questions and jump, but if he can't answer them, he will jump by himself." "Others have no choice but to agree. Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "How many suns are there in the sky?" Liu Bei thought it was very simple and replied, "One. "So I took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many moons are there in the sky?" Sun Quan replied, "One." I also took an umbrella bag and went down. Finally, it was Cao Cao's turn, and Zhuge Liang asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" Cao Cao was puzzled and couldn't answer, so he had to jump himself. Unexpectedly, I jumped into the sea and saved my life. Cao Cao secretly rejoiced. The second time, when four people met an emergency by plane, they still discussed it in the old way. Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan again and asked Liu Bei, "Which battle was Zhou Wuwang's defeat of the crepe king? Liu Bei thought for a moment and replied, "The Battle of Makino." Zhuge Liang nodded, so Liu Bei took an umbrella bag and went down. Zhuge Liang asked Sun Quan again, "How many people died in that battle?" Sun Quan thought for a moment and said, "About 30,000 to 40,000." Zhuge nodded, and Sun Quan went down with an umbrella bag. Cao Cao couldn't help laughing and thinking, "Zhuge Liang, Zhuge Liang, I know everything from ancient times to the present, especially the military." You were planted this time, hehe! " Zhuge Liang asked, "What are their names?" Cao Cao almost fainted and had to jump by himself. Unexpectedly, I jumped into the sea again and saved my life. Cao Cao smiled to himself: "md, I am deadly." What can you do with me, old Zhuge? " !" The third time, the same four people flew, and the plane encountered an emergency. Cao Cao thought about it, and Zhuge tried to fool me again, so I jumped myself to avoid being insulted. So I jumped into the air at high speed. I heard Zhuge Liang's laughter from above: "Cao Cao, Cao Cao, you are so smart, haha, there are four parachutes on the plane today!" " Cao Cao fainted with a "ah-".