Ipartment's classic lines: Laugh off your fangs.

I have reason to believe that everyone has watched the funny TV series ipartment to some extent. This drama tells a funny, bizarre, romantic and touching story of a group of young men and women with different identities and backgrounds in ipartment, which is not luxurious. The classic lines in the play can make your stomach ache in a few minutes, don't you believe it? The following is the classic lines of ipartment that I compiled: Laugh off your fangs, I hope it will help you!

Ipartment's classic dialogue: Laugh off the big teeth 1 Guan Gu: "I used to think you China people were modest, but now I find it is not."

Zi Qiao: "Why?"

Guangu: "Every day on the road, I see you writing about China, China people, China agriculture, China industry and commerce and Guangdong development. I know you are good in many ways now! But you don't have to write everywhere! "

Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!

Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

Zhanbo: Do I look unhappy?

Yifei: Hey, you wrote the word depressed on your face. Illiteracy is really hard to tell.

Yifei: You are a fool! The world is big, but you lack that heart.

Yifei: Let me see, astronomical observation team, pesticide testing center, and ... primitive animal society. Is this social?

Zhan Bo: This is the Association of Primitive Animal Researchers. There are many girls in it. Haven't you seen the photos?

Yifei: Eight girls, four with steel teeth, three cups thicker than beer bottles, and one bigger than you ... Now I fully understand why it is called the Primitive Animal Association. You can study each other without buying specimens.

Yifei: If you are the standard, Wan Yu is basically on the same level as Qi Tianshengda.

Zhan Bo: What about me?

Yifei: What's your name with the old man who ... put the monkey in the blast furnace?

Zhanbo: Too old gentleman! !

Yifei: Yes, yes, you are basically the same level as the coal ash in Taishang Laojun's blast furnace!

Yifei: Beauty, are you an actor?

Actor: Huh? How do you know you've seen my play?

Yifei: I'm not sure, but I can see it from the way you speak!

Actor (surprised): Have you ever seen me vomit?

Wan Yu: It is the duty of every citizen to despise him.

Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog?

Yifei: No, but ... I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days, they were all dead. Zhan Bo, you are so lucky!

Zi Qiao: I also want to find a place where I can print my head on money.

Meijia: It's not difficult. Why don't you find a place to print money?

Zi Qiao: In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and strong people like stars.

Yifei: But looking around, there are no clouds and stars in Wan Li.

Guan Gu read Princess Zhu Huan: One day, the duckling met four brothers.

The May 4th Movement said, "You are heartless, cruel and unreasonable!"

The duckling said, "Then you are not heartless, cruel and unreasonable?"

"I'm ruthless, cruel and unreasonable! ?

"Where are you not ruthless, where are you not cruel, where are you not unreasonable! ? " ...

Guan Gu (singing): Long Long, you are missing two years, forever and ever. ...

Guan Gu (singing): I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I just want a cheap brother and perfect love. ...

Yifei: If I don't see that person, I'll make you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!

Yifei: You are shameless, despicable and unreliable!

Zi Qiao: So you are not shameless, mean and very reliable?

Yifei: I'm shameless, mean and unreliable! ?

Zi Qiao: You are not shameless, despicable and reliable! ?

Yifei: I am shameless, despicable and unreliable, and I will not be more shameless, despicable and unreliable than you! !

Zi Qiao: OK, OK, stop swearing. This is the battle for the president of the United States.

Yifei: Is the Ceng Laoshi Project about to start?

Zi Qiao: Do you want to hear it?

Yifei: Yes.

Zi Qiao: Gee, you said I was bored.

Yifei: Didn't you listen?

Zi Qiao: Listen! Who bored us?

Grandma: If you don't leave, I'll call the police! Fuck off!

Fairy: I'm not a bad person, I'm a good person!

Grandma: Hello! I've heard your voice somewhere!

Fairy: Oh ~ You've heard my show. I'm a radio host. A good man is me. I am ... Ceng Xiaoxian.

Grandma: Then I have to call the police. If I arrest you, they can find a better host!

Guangu: It's so touching ... The little dragon girl is really beautiful ... but Yang Guo doesn't know how to cherish it. He only has an aunt in his heart!

Zhan Bo: Well, Little Dragon Girl ... is his aunt.

Guan Gu (surprised): Ah! It's so sinful. Is it okay for Yang Guo to do this?

Zhan Bo: Er ... exactly, there is no such thing as an uncle.

Guangu: Oh, my God! Then Yang Guo ... became his uncle! ! The little dragon girl ... became her niece! !

Wan Yu: The little dragon girl was raped.

Guangu (crazy): Nani (what)? ! That will be a day!

Wan Yu (smiling): Yes, it was Yin Zhiping.

Guan Gu (continues to be mad): Stop it! Stop it! ! (Suddenly calm) ... Is Yin Zhiping Yang Guo's uncle?

Zi Qiao: Ceng Xiaoxian, you are a man. What excites you should be the devil's figure, not the devil's stepmother!

Fairy: No, there are only 24 episodes of the demon stepmother.

Guangu: But you have seen 40 episodes of Where Is My Mom Going, 80 episodes of Don't Cry After Divorce, and 160 episodes of Being a Daughter-in-law. Congratulations … Congratulations … Congratulations … Congratulations.

Q: What are the four sentences that Friar Sand said the most in Journey to the West?

Answer: 1, big brother, the master has been taken away by the devil.

2, eldest brother, second brother was taken away by the devil.

3. Big Brother, Master, and Second Brother have been taken away by monsters.

4. Second brother, the master was taken away by the monster.

Q: A turtle got out of its shell, tore it apart and made a new one. Then it got into it and got a health product.

A: Calcium in calcium.

Ask again:

A: The new cover is on the middle cover.

One more question: the tortoise drilled out the shell again, pulled it off and covered it, and then got in and played with a health care product.

Answer again: giant calcium

Hu Yifei: Are you really related?

Tang Youyou: Really, I'm the 13th fucking sister.

Zi Qiao: She is really my mother's thirteenth sister, although I hate to admit it.

Tang Youyou: But I'm still your period. Be good.

Fairy: Your mother is really something.

Yifei: That's fucking weird.

Guangu: Who is it?

Youyou: ABCDEFG, a total of 26 English letters. How many lETters are left after et left?

Yifei: 24.

Youyou: Give you another chance.

Yifei: Wait, I see, 2 1. Because ET is an alien, he also took a UFO!

Hu Yifei: "Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains grew together. "

Ceng Xiaoxian: "Yes, and then the doctor gave all his brains to Zhan Bo with a sharp knife."

Ceng Xiaoxian: I am not a casual person!

Hu Yifei: You are not human!

Yifei: She may need a spare tire.

Zi Qiao: This date was originally to find a spare tire. Now she has found Guan Gu. Then I'm not a spare tire.

Yifei: Well, the second child for short.

Wan Yu (singing): "La La La La La"

Uncle Ta: "Daughter, did you learn this song from me?"

Wan Yu: "Ah? Uncle, will you? "

Uncle trailer: "Our chickens are like this. Chicken feet move just like yours, lifting, lifting ... and milking. Therefore, I don't know when many young people began to learn from me. "

Wan Yu: "Uncle, you are so funny. So you are the founder of hip-hop."

Uncle Tuo: "What? Killed someone (founder)? I drive a tractor very slowly and never hit anyone. "

Ipartment's classic dialogue: Laugh off the big teeth 2 1, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms bloom, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums bloom.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

I know more than a dozen different ways to die.

4. Life is like a play, falling in love once, getting married and having children' is another. This is normal.

I will definitely be cut into potato chips.

6. Since ancient times, no one has died, and those who die early and late have to die.

7. Now the raw rice has been cooked into porridge.

8, death is not terrible, it is terrible to wait for death.

9. I agree, I have the final say. If there is any objection, she has the final decision.

10, God, you can't wash it off when you jump into the sea in Japan.

1 1. Meeting and parting are like a turn, one after another, a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that goodbye is too difficult.

12, you are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

13, a tough life needs no explanation!

14, how can you say that he is out of his mind? Only if you have a brain.

15, two heads are better than one, Zhuge Liang stinks.

16, well said, said a lot, I don't quite understand.

17. A good man is me. I'm Ceng Xiaoxian.

18, I'm Brother Zeng. I told you I believed me.

19, I will kill you with a bite of salt and soda.

Opportunities have fallen on me. But I avoided them all.

2 1, let's face it, life is often much heavier than those idol dramas.

22. Help me cut the carrot into diced meat.

23. What's your status? You have an ID card.

Bet me, it's not what you want, it's what I have.

25, hitting people does not advocate self-esteem, we are brothers, as long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

27. Fighting is always bad. Why don't you call?

It's a good thing it's not red wine, or my clothes will be ruined. It's a good thing it's not sulfuric acid or your face will be ruined.

29. Your head and ass are upside down again.

30. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation? !

3 1. If you drive a car with Xiaohong and Xiaoming sitting on it, who is the owner? Answer: Yes, if.

32. You can escape the monk, but you can't escape the abbot.

I really want to put a toilet in your brain to wash away all those disgusting things in your brain, then his whole brain will be washed away.

34. Go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, kill Trojans, climb fences, drive cars, afford houses, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

35. We are two aspiring young people standing on the street who are about to fly their ideals.

When I become an emperor, I will make you a prince.

37. This play is really good, especially your screenwriter, who is really talented. He graduated from a school with mental retardation. The plot he wrote is worse than that of the sheep. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard he touched. The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't become a human casually, but will become a pig every once in a while. I guess he wrote the script with pig's trotters. I suggested that he take some hemorrhoid medicine to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.

38. Whose children are not optimistic? Is there a place to jump rubber bands on the road?

42, frozen three feet, non-microwave oven can not thaw.

43. Life is alive, and the rest are floating clouds.

44, don't give the right to speak to your opponent, it is robbed.

45. Your explanation is covering up, covering up the facts, and the facts are the beginning of evil.

46. If you don't play by common sense, Conan will be angry with Richard Moore if he is still alive.

47. You are sheep tone. You went astray at first, and you can't run back, can you?

48. Guangu: Longlong, you still have two years, and you will always have two years.

49. I am a stream that keeps flowing forward, and the stream never stops.

50. Love without the purpose of marriage is hooliganism.

5 1. When there is only one drop of blood left in your depravity, call Brother Sanxin back to life.

52. Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

53. Counting sheep is done by foreigners, because sheep sleep and sleep are homophonic, so jiaozi should be counted.

54. People will play many roles in their life. If you are not happy, you can throw away the script. But remember, there is a script that really belongs to you. Don't lose it.

55. If my relationship fails, it must be the other person lying on the ground.

56. As the saying goes, leaders are not afraid of being like donkeys, but subordinates are afraid of being like pigs.

57. Step on the banana skin and slip it, then step on it.

58. Don't worry! Master, big brother will come to save us!

59. Now all the performers are singing, those who can't sing are writing books, those who can't write books are acting, and those who can't play are singing. Showbiz is a circle.

60. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my brother, perfect love.

6 1, this is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.

62. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

63. Does this handsome guy look like me?

65. Don't trust women. A gentle woman often hides a violent heart.

66. The word love is amazing. Taken from the abnormal change above and the abnormal state below.

67. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.