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A humorous toast, try it when friends get together
A humorous toast, try it when friends get together
When you see an injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink? ——I urge you to have a glass of wine
When the sun rises and the flowers on the river are as red as the fire, I wish you a more prosperous business. ——Invite those who are doing business to the sea to have a drink. In the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty and eight ounces are leisurely. ——A good drinker, have a drink. Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) has a glass of wine for the elder brother. A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and drink it. ——Have a drink by yourself. As long as you have feelings, whatever you drink is wine. (Drinking ice water to find a reason) It's noon on the day of hoeing, sweat dripping from the soil, and three glasses of wine in a row. Do you think it's bitter? I sleep in the spring without waking up, and I hear the singing of birds everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink? If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking. If a man doesn't drink, his life in this world is in vain; as long as he has it in his heart, tea can also be regarded as wine. The east wind is blowing and the war drums are beating. Who is afraid of drinking today? If a guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will feel ashamed. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one glass at a time. From Baichuan to the East China Sea, when will we drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future. Are feelings ironclad? iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! Are the feelings deep? deep! Then don’t be afraid of the diabetic injection! How can a person wander in the rivers and lakes without drinking; how can a person wander in the rivers and lakes without getting high. Love is always the same across thousands of rivers and mountains, can you have one less drink? If you want your guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first! If a man doesn't drink, he can't make good friends. How can I express my love? The cup is full of wine, one cup after another. I won’t let go until I drink to death! Five Steps to Drinking: There is a gentle breeze and drizzle when pouring wine, sweet words when persuading people to drink, bold words when drinking, nonsense after drinking too much, and finally a heavy downpour. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood. At the end of the wine glass, the policy is relaxed; at the mention of the chopsticks, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if it is not possible; if you and I are drunk, it is not okay and it is okay. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip. One cup and two cups, I will walk with a big stride, three cups and four cups, I will walk along the wall, five cups and six cups, I won’t walk against the wall, but my sister will hug me and walk away after a pound of drink! One, two or two liang is not wine, three or two or four liang is enough to rinse your mouth, five or two or six liang is wine, seven or two or eight liang supports the wall and walks, nine or two liang leaves the wall but no one can leave
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