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What are the opposites?

Three-character words to be honest

1. I eat vegetables—vegetables eat me?

2. Look at me—I am a pig

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3. I feed pigs - pigs feed me?

4. Prefer me - I love to lie

5. Working cadres - don't work

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6. I hit him - he hit me?

7. Koreans - the pioneers

8. Hard bones - hard skulls?

9. Who owes me—who do I owe?

10. Gerich—Brother Sharp?

11. Leave me—I am obscene?

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12. I ride a bike - the car rides me

13. Is it delicious - is the horse delicious?

14. Drink milk - the cow drinks

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15. Flattery - flattery?

16. Flattery - fine flattery

17. Cheap bones - cheap skull?

< p>18. Scapegoat—Sheep scapegoat?

19. Killing the scenery—Scenery killing the wind

20. Ecstasy soup—Tanghunmi?

21 , hindsight - hindsight

22. Drop the book bag - drop the book bag?

23. A thorn in the flesh - a thorn in the flesh

24. Cramble - Hugging the Buddha with your feet?

25. Playing a small role - playing a small role

26. Splashing cold water - pouring cold water?

27. Playing the piano randomly - playing the piano randomly< /p>

28. Empty city plan—Empty city plan?

29. A thorn in the eye—a thorn in the eye

30. Knock on the bamboo pole—knock on the bamboo pole?

31. Catch the wave - the wolf chases the head

Extended information:

To be honest, 5 words of funny words:

1. Pig head is the first thing You————Are you a pig?

2. I love always review————My wife always loves me?

3. The same dream————a dream Together?

4. The same world - the world is the same

5. The dog bites Lu Dongbin - Bindong Lu bites the dog?

6. Kill without blinking————Don’t kill without blinking?

7. Three times five divided by two————Two divided by five times three?

8. Capture The thief captures the king first——The king captures the thief first?

9. I mount my horse in the early morning——I will get married soon?

10. The pig and I in the early morning———— —A pig is getting married to me?

11. Gorky’s mother——Fuck Kilgore