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All along, we are hiding behind words, hidden voiceovers and storytellers. At this moment, you may want to meet these old hens who laid eggs.
I hope we can stay together for a long time, in this uncertain era.
Language is true, words are true, and the connection we have established is also true. Truth that lasts longer than truth.
After reading our story, please share with us one thing that impressed you the most in the past year. We will select the 16 stories that move us the most from the messages and give them our carefully prepared gifts.
Secret fear group
At the beginning of 20 18, the girl in the upper right corner came to the people in the early Qing Dynasty and thought about interviewing and writing articles every day. One day, her door-to-door masseur Xiao Zhang talked about the strange customers she met in Beijing and comforted her that everyone was living with expectation and anxiety. Therefore, she interviewed Zhang Xiao, and after writing Zhang Xiao's story, she also found a way to deal with anxiety. Xiaoyu, a girl in the lower right corner, went to Taipei in June+10, 5438. On a hot and humid typhoon day, she chatted with a middle-aged big S and listened to the other person telling her middle-aged crisis. She was moved by this frankness, believing that people who face everything directly will always be luckier. At the end of the year, Zhou Yang, a girl in the upper left corner, interviewed a world-class skiing genius, which made her feel that life should try more unknown things and meet more interesting people. Also at the end of the year, Tingting, a girl in the lower left corner, went to Wutai Mountain to interview the principal who became a monk, and gradually felt the pleasure of going out to see the world. The Chinese New Year is coming, and she is still interviewing at a football base in a distant town, enjoying the fun of running on the road.
Of course, this year is not just about work. The trip to the Philippines in March familiarized them with each other. It was a friendship born on the beach in the evening, in the jungle where cicadas are singing constantly and in the endless mango smoothies. In summer, they fell in love with Haidilao little by little. In autumn, they get together to raise cats and chat endlessly in Zomba Niu Fu. In winter, tea is the new favorite, and it is unforgettable to fall in the skating rink. Unfortunately, they haven't had time to go skiing yet. At the moment, they are shaking hands and looking forward to their trip to Japan in March. ......
Our New Year's wish is that our readers can enjoy their work, friendship and life. Send you a set of Naples tetralogy, I hope it is a carefree reading experience.
Works: Masseur knocks at the door, a descendant of Big S. He was predicted to live only to be 20 years old, but he became a three-time Olympic champion. A middle-aged man with a good temper decided to run away from home.
Falling flower combination
There are two other girls who should have appeared in the photo above, but missed the shooting because of business trip. They are lively and hard-core girls of Luo Pangting and Luo, who often run and break the news and are responsible for the flow of the team in the past year.
Works: deadly paraquat, shipwreck in Phuket for 72 hours.
An Xiaoqing
I want to use my favorite agricultural channel slogan to wish everyone a smooth new year's work and "repair the world".
I will give readers a small box of cherries and three short recordings of my business trip, instead of lengthy interview recordings. Thank you, but there are some interesting sounds. I will choose them carefully.
Works: Wang Jiandou defeated Buddha. Why are there so many "crazy women" in Hong Kong? 》
Tongzhou mother-daughter trio
In the picture, three reporters once set up swimming cards together. They are determined to "live a healthy life" in the new year. To this end, they took photos with their fists and swimming cards, vowing to start the year of 20 18 with the goal of losing 65,438 Jin. Later, they often encouraged each other, but in another career-every night before the deadline, "life lies in writing!" " "Don't delay is victory!" "come on Let's have a big meal to celebrate when we're done! So, three journalists from 20 19 were ushered in, namely, fat, fat and sick.
However, during this year, they also gained a lot: in the playground of Dashanli school, they saw smiling faces painted by children for rural teachers, asked questions to Mr. Bill Gates, and made Mr. Kenya Hara happily talk about his childhood and paint by himself, saw ancient fish fossils 430 million years ago, and said hello to them excitedly on the spot. These stories were recorded in their manuscripts and stayed in 20 18 forever with the unfulfilled fitness desire.
Thanks to the sympathy of the owner of the swimming pool for the reporters, our swimming card is still valid, even though we have only gone swimming together once so far. Can we go swimming again ... 20 19 times.
I wish you all a firm friendship like ours, a friend who can deliver food to you when you are tired from work, a friend who encourages you to hand in your manuscript on time when you are frustrated and desperate, and a friend who can always applaud your efforts. Of course, if you can have all this and exercise at the same time, 20 19 is even better!
Our New Year gift to you is a box of golden Fuji apples with 37 degrees north latitude and a beautiful voice recorded in an interview. In March, birds sing, rain hits bamboo leaves, and there is misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. Everyone who receives our gifts will become beautiful. I hope readers will have a safe and smooth New Year.
Works: "Those post-90s who love to" fill the pit ""Zhang Miman: a night for only a few people "
Gong Qijing
Occasionally, I think of an interview with Haidilao, which is bitter and profound and can be a story of its own.
For example, go to a hot pot interview at two in the morning. When I got home, I found that I didn't bring my key, my roommate was on a business trip, and no one answered the phone when I called my friend. I can't stay in a hotel without an ID card. Cry, smoke and swear in the street, and become a brave man who wants to sleep in winter.
For another example, because there are few interviewees, you have to ask if you know Haidilao employees. Later, a Didi driver said that he knew them, added WeChat and got off the bus in a hurry, and found that the other party failed. In order to find this straw, leave a message, praise him and thank him for three times. People completely ignore it. I had to call the platform again and pretend that I dropped my headphones in the car. The platform is to find me headphones and even call the passengers who took the bus later. All failed.
The most nerve-racking thing is that in order to create a reliable image, a group was specially built for Haidilao employees in the circle of friends. During that time, I posted my own photos and feelings every day, including going to Paris and Peking University, and caring about current affairs. In short, how to be advanced and positive. It hasn't been deleted yet, and only a dozen people can see it.
Bitter, crazy and persistent. I still remember that one day a lobby manager arrived with milk tea in the morning 1, and she finally stood me up. Knowing that she wouldn't come back and wouldn't appear at the end of my manuscript-it really made the last part very thin. I called my friend and cried for an hour. These are all life outside the manuscript, the most stressful life of the year.
My New Year's greeting is that all social phobia patients who return home can do whatever they want during the Spring Festival, just like a duck to water.
/kloc-I want to invite a friend to Haidilao for dinner within 0/00. This is the skill of interview practice.
Works: Women in Haidilao
Luoyang shovel team
On 20 18, Luoyang shovel team reviewed Yanzhaomen Decade, Wenchuan Earthquake Decade and Olympic Decade, and also had its own fixed column: summarizing the news that happened every month and could not be ignored.
The most thrilling thing we did was to take stock of the ten years of the Olympic Games. At that time, the team members collected all the information of 5 1 Olympic champions one week in advance. Until the evening of August 7, they still wanted to write everyone out, but after seven or eight people worked hard, they found that they had exceeded 10 thousand words, so they were forced to do subtraction. Because time is too tight to think carefully, they can only screen the most attractive stories by intuition, so we begin to tell each other like stories.
That night, several of us watched each other's faces and hair getting greasy in a small office, and we took turns to have confused thoughts, but we also realized that we had exhausted all our energy and cultivated a deep tacit understanding in order to do a good job in selecting topics. It is not easy to meet friends who trust and depend on each other like comrades in arms at work, which is the most precious harvest of our 20 18.
After the push was sent out on the afternoon of August 8, we set up a flag for two days and one night, and we will never stay up late again on 20 18. As a result, we collectively saw Beijing at 4 am at least three times. The flag is easy to be bitten by itself, which is the most painful lesson of our 20 18. Then, let's bless ourselves to get value every night on 20 19!
We intend to give readers an impression note personal premium account for one year. I wish you all spend every day in a way worthy of being recorded.
Works: "Zhao Yan Men" Ten Years: A mirror reflecting all beings, ten years of Beijing Olympic champion, we all guessed wrong, ten years of aftershocks, thirty-six different news.
Xie mengyao
20 18 Perhaps the most impressive interview was Yao Ming's interview. I heard many colleagues say that Yao Ming was impatient with China reporters, and I really felt it that time.
It was a charity event in Yao Ming. When he was interviewed by a group of people, he was very upset. Most of the time, he looks gloomy and only answers questions related to charity. When someone asked other types of questions, he immediately pointed out that it had nothing to do with today's topic, and the scene was once very embarrassing. I basically gave up on myself and didn't ask any questions. Later, the publicist gave me a lift to the airport with Yao Ming at night, so that I could visit him alone. In fact, my interview outline is very detailed, sorted by topic category, but the topic of basketball association reform has long been agreed, so I decided to respect my promise.
He refused to make many questions public. For example, I asked, have you contacted qi zhou recently? This is a very rude question, which is completely different from "How do you evaluate qi zhou" and "How do you view qi zhou's situation in the Rockets". As a result, Yao Ming's sentence "I don't judge specific players" crossed over. For another example, when we talked about the player trade of the Rockets, Yao Ming said that he understood that this was part of the commercial operation in the first year of the NBA, so I changed the topic to Liu Wei ("It's just business, which may make us better understand that Liu Wei 20 14 left the Shanghai Sharks. Can you say that?" In fact, this is what I really want to ask. This kind of question is very hidden, starting from the other side's position and used to open the situation. Yao Ming immediately laughed, paused for a moment, and finally avoided it.
In retrospect, the longest sentence that Yao Ming said that night was that he explained to me that he needed to speak more carefully because of the change of his identity. This helped me understand his situation to some extent.
But after that intense driving, I felt exhausted. I gave up asking questions. At one time, I really approached Yao Ming who was playing with his head down, filled in two questions, and then quickly stepped aside. More often, Ye Dawei and I have been talking about the basketball season of Yao Fund Hope Primary School. We talked loudly.
Later, I explained my motivation to myself like this: I secretly hoped that Yao Ming on the side could hear our conversation. Although I may not mention charity too much when the report is published, it is not my bait for fishing. I am very interested in his charity. Maybe there will be an in-depth interview later. But I also think that this may be an excuse for my habitual social fear and cowardice, and also an excuse for not insisting on asking questions. Only in this way can I let myself go.
I wish you all a happy new year. I want to give readers a book that is helpful for my writing. The title of the book is temporarily confidential.
Works: Yao Ming, who doesn't play basketball, played Tai Chi with us once.
Zhang Yue
The most impressive job of 20 18 was to interview the painter Mao Yan. In the interview of more than two hours, he cursed many sentences of "fuck", each sentence appeared at an important node, and each sentence was full of emotion. As I listened, I thought that I would keep it for him in the end. The spirit of the characters is all here. In his last appearance, he talked about the auction of paintings. He doesn't like these paintings being sold. Losing a good job will leave a long hole in his heart. "My paintings are very limited. I can count all my life, and you will feel miserable. There is no one in the studio. After painting often, others will feel empty and trance. What have I done all my life? I can't see anything I've done. Where have I been? This would be absurd. When he said this, his tone was very hurt. It was hard for the person sitting opposite him not to be hit by the unsustainable emptiness, so we were silent for a while.
The interviewer usually cherishes the emotional rift of the interviewee. Afterwards, he suddenly felt that it was the most illusory and greatest part of human nature. He clearly knows that whatever he owns will eventually be nothing, but he is still painting for a good work, shivering, and he suddenly feels encouraged by some kind.
My New Year greeting is to hope that readers can have simple happiness in the new year.
I will give readers a big pig Peggy Muppet as a gift.
Works: the willfulness of genius
Edit three people
20 18, witnessed the collapse of P2P kingdom, witnessed the pain of bitcoin leek, interviewed the doctor who exposed Hongmao medicinal liquor, and investigated the herdsmen who killed continuously ... but what impressed me the most was the most ordinary old man.
At that time, I was working on the topic "Lonely Being Late". Every day, I sit in the Changpuhe Park where old people date and chat with every single old man who is willing to chat. Almost everyone has a long list of stories that have nowhere to tell. Every time they start talking, I feel that time has slowed down, and the old man has become a young man. I am their witness. Some old people talk about the love he missed when he was young, while others talk about the turmoil and helplessness of that year. When the old people get together, it is a collection of stories about desire, nostalgia and time.
How to face the growth of age, how to maintain inner peace, and how to deal with feelings and family are all issues that we need to prepare in advance. From these old people, we can see ourselves decades later. Therefore, we should carefully choose our feelings, cherish the people we love, and would rather be lonely than make do with it, so as to enrich our hearts. Only in this way can China have enough strength to fight against time when he is old.
We also hope that in the new year, everyone can gain the strength to fight against time. We will give a reader a thermos cup (with Chinese wolfberry in it).
Works: Lonely Night: Not all blind dates have a result.
Barrie
20 18 wrote many dark social events, and colleagues called such stories "lucky poison".
One of them is called "Escape from the Hairdressing Salon". I went to Shanghai in May to interview several victims and guess their resistance and sadness along the way, but the reality is that they talked loudly and laughed loudly, even when they were beaten the most. I said why I was laughing, and she said that she felt really stupid at that time.
They kept saying that they would not trust others easily, but they told me their experiences, thoughts and feelings without reservation in just a few days. Sometimes I even feel too cruel to ask some questions, but they gave detailed answers to my embarrassing questions.
This trust is too heavy, which once made me afraid of disappointing their good intentions because I didn't write well enough. I feel so powerless that I can't sleep. My face is covered with pimples.
The last time I felt this way was when I interviewed Shu Wei and Aunt Wei in Xianyang two years ago. Driving a 20,000-yuan car to treat Wei Zexi, he took me to eat the most authentic mutton bread in soup, hot rice skin and vegetable tofu, strolled along the river for several kilometers at night, and sent me back to the hotel. He pointed to the corridor by the river and told me that it was built according to the description in Epang Palace Fu. You will know how gentle they should be to their son. All their sorrows were left in the new house they bought for their son's wedding. No matter how white the walls are, no matter how bright the lights are, their world is dark and they can't see the light.
Special thanks to these kind-hearted interviewees who are willing to let us see a wider world. Bless everyone.
I hope everyone is happy. Put down what should be put down. Do not compete. It's no use. Send silk eye mask, wish you a good sleep in the coming year and be full of energy all day.
Works: "More Blind than Blind Mountain"
Malala
20 18 my favorite topic is fishing in Gaobeidian, but what impressed me most was Li, a single mother who drove a taxi in Wuhan.
In Gaobeidian, I tried to describe the role (society and family) squeezing a person's self and their resistance, from the perspective of men.
Another day, I saw the confession of a single mother on the Internet. She is a nurse and says the only time she feels free is to change clothes in the fitting room. Wearing a uniform, she takes care of patients; Take off your uniform. She takes care of the children. So I decided to look for such a powerful woman.
I found that Li, a woman who lives in men's wear industry, takes her newborn child to rent a house every night. Compared with those men whose careers are at least controllable in Gaobeidian, her living space is narrower. I followed her for a whole week, getting up early every day and collecting cars in the early hours of the night. She was often so tired that she forgot to pull out the key when she opened the door. I also realized the fatigue of falling asleep without turning off the light when I returned to the hotel.
As a woman, she can choose a more relaxed life. Beauvoir wrote at the beginning of "The Second Sex": "A man's great luck is that he has to embark on an extremely difficult road, whether he is an adult or a child, but this is the most reliable road; Women's misfortune lies in being surrounded by almost irresistible temptations; She was not asked to make progress, but was encouraged to slide to bliss. 」
This is where Li's sense of strength comes from. When he can't rely on himself, he still chooses to rely on himself. Many details make it difficult for me to describe them one by one, but I remember that she had to go up a very high step to send her children to a subsidized senior kindergarten. In fact, her home is an ordinary public kindergarten. In order to go to that advanced kindergarten, she drives across the Yangtze River every morning. I told myself that I would live like this, although I would be very tired, but I would live like this.
I hope everyone can get their place. No matter what you want, no matter what you want, you can reap a bumper harvest and try to be lucky enough to spend the least effort.
I want to send a set of Dante's Divine Comedy to readers. If the other person happens to be interested in my article, we can share our emails and become long-term pen pals.
Works: These men don't go home, they go fishing and live in a XT888, Hubei.
Yin xiyuan
On the last day of 20 18, I selected a part of the 19067 portrait photos taken in this year to make a summary of my work in this year. Think of another busy year. Many faces flashed through my mind, some of which were not clear, but I always remembered two. It was summer. After filming China Men's Basketball Defender Liu Wei, I gave my seat to two old people on the subway to the railway station. They are two brothers and sisters. My sister disappeared more than ten years ago, but she wears a pair of beautiful glasses and dresses elegantly. My brother was a handsome boy when he was young. His ears are not very good, but he is talkative. That day, my brother took my sister to the salon. 13 years old, my sister began to sing Suzhou Pingtan, Sanxian and Pipa, and my brother went to be an audience for him. They are warm and generous. They talked to me about the differences between Beijing and Shanghai, and told me to pay attention to my health and share with me the changes brought by music. It was a wonderful chat, although I missed the bus at the end of the day.
Sometimes I feel that life is like this, and sometimes I may suddenly lose something, such as health; Sometimes I get inspiration immediately, or I know a good friend. In the sudden loss and sudden gain, life moves forward slowly, drifting with the tide, and there are also surprises. Like pressing the shutter again and again when shooting, you get a dull or amazing image, but every time you press it, it is worth pondering. In that action, it is an affirmation of every moment of life, an expression and a response.
In the new year, I hope all my friends can pick up their mobile phones or cameras as much as possible to record the moments and feelings around them.
I take a picture of Beijing for a reader (only responsible for shooting, transportation and other expenses at my own expense).
Liu Xingyu
The most impressive works of 20 18 should be the cover interview of Mr. Li Ning and the shooting of Jackson Yee.
When I made an appointment with Mr. Li Ning, it took me five months from adding the first contact to finally meeting Mr. Li Ning. During this period, I have troubled many friends around me to help me find more reliable contact information, but after telling each other the basic demands, most of them have no news. This matter has been put on hold for about two weeks, and I have basically given up. Chatting with a good friend one day, he said, "Why don't you interview our chairman?" I asked, "Who is your chairman? After this conversation, my appointment with Mr. Li Ning officially started. In hindsight, I forgot that my friend was an employee of Li Ning, and then I got a particularly reliable public relations girl WeChat from him. Finally, Mr. Li Ning's cover interview is on the right track.
When shooting the cover of Jackson Yee, the most memories are staying up late, cutting videos and checking pictures, which makes me have the heart to buy sudden death insurance. On the day of shooting, there were many locations. After the last location shooting, it rained the second time after work. I went into the room for a video interview. In the last section of the day, I asked him to write calligraphy. I sat opposite him and looked at his meticulous and patient manner, which is absolutely rare for young people nowadays.
I want to give readers a chance to pay attention to the cover and a Li Ning hoodie. I wish you all a hug to the secluded mountain and a carefree heart.
Operation team
Yes, the picture above is the nearest "housekeeper" to readers and friends!
They are active in major content platforms, racking their brains to pour out topics, planning one by one, and painstakingly drawing illustrations and posters;
Day and night, they carry dark bags under their eyes in and out of dozens of readers, distribute welfare, dress up as lovely treasures, fight with readers, gag and love each other;
They are obsessed with collecting industry analysis cases and data analysis artifacts, and strive to see the pulse of hot spots and user preferences from the mysterious curve of moodiness;
They hold courses and activities. Although the person with the highest education in the team is only a master of communication, they dare to talk and laugh with the best novelists in China today. ...
Even (knocking on the blackboard with tears) in order to achieve the perfection of "reader-friendliness", they are willing to put the photo P without even knowing their own mother! Readers, it's up to you to be kind to them in the new year.
A practical New Year greeting: I hope that in the new year, together with the "housekeeper", you can at least lose 1 kg, donate 1 yuan, gain 1 new skills, make 1 new friends and achieve 1 small goals.
We will select three readers with the most thoughtful comments and ask our illustrator to draw a cartoon portrait for each of them.
operate
One question: how can I explain to my parents that I work in the marketing department when I go home for the New Year?
Brain tonic:
Aunt, what I am doing now is "marketing".
What horse?
Ma Heting?
what can I do?
In 20 18, we searched thousands of letters from famous writers, collected 27 1 1 Mid-Autumn letters from readers, and established a "letter bank". Here, the most subtle emotional resonance can be presented, and everything they wanted to say but didn't say was written in the letter.
Starting with "Woman is a Beam of Light", it took us three months to produce the "Face of the Year" from some sentences and ideas in my mind. The "Women's Power Festival" became a grand event with 265.438 billion exposures and a hard-to-find ticket. With words, sounds, images and female stories with different identities, ages and occupations, an "ideal place for narrators and recorders" is constructed.
At the end of the year of the dog, I watched the classic movie "Thirteen Langs in the South China Sea" again. Shisanlang asked Tang Tisheng, "Why do you want to be a famous screenwriter? Tang Tisheng said, "I want to prove that the article is valuable. We operate in the market, hoping to make merchants pay for wisdom and realize "articles are valuable" completely. What is really valuable is not the false data of the screened dummy, but the most vivid world of this era, like the content produced by people. May the Year of the Pig be shared with rich dad and friends who have always supported us.
Our People's Market Management Center will send readers a super gift-"People", and all offline activities hosted by the people will enjoy free admission tickets for VIP seats every day, making the Year of the Pig a great success.
There are five of us left, and there are three Aries (terrible! ) and a Scorpio and a Cancer. Besides the fire phase is the water phase, we also have a rare blend of fire and water.
When we discuss topics, we sometimes look like women washing clothes together by the river. After a while, she hit it and set the direction.
As a group with a bad temper and a dark belly, every time we encounter a big event, we always have a sense of awe. "We still can't cure you."
The lens is still very neat.
In the new year, I wish everyone a happy and barrier-free life after seeing the truth.
We have prepared some presents. There is a ten-year account of a girl's indifference, hoping that good things will continue to happen. There are also three lipsticks. Well, they are our favorite ones. I hope you are bright and happy every day. There is also a tea set compiled and sent by Buddha. I hope you have such quiet moments every day.
Behind the scenes duo
Outside the window, the sky changed from dark to ice blue and light gray, and finally the red sun rose, the lights gradually disappeared, and the buildings showed uneven outlines. In front of the desk, after checking the last character, put the proof for review into a paper bag and smile at each other: another phase is completed!
Month after month, year after year, trivial, rigorous and happy. ...
Happy New Year!
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