What is the coldest joke?

Once upon a time, there was a man who looked like a bicycle.

And the result?

As a result, he was rode away.

2

One day, a toothpick went out shopping and was beaten by a group of people on the way. The toothpick was hurt all over and went to the hospital. What did he become when he came out?

It became a cotton swab. Because the toothpick head is wrapped in gauze.

three

There is a dish waiting at the bus stop. The result did not wait. So this dish waited until the next day and finally got on the bus. But the driver wouldn't let him get on the bus. Why?

Because this dish has gone bad overnight.

four

Xiaoming fell from 13 floor.

But there is nothing.

Why is this?

Because Xiaoming is a lunch box.

five

Xiao Ming takes jiaozi to school for lunch.

The first time I opened the lid, I found two missing. Turn it off and then on. There are two missing. done

Jiaozi's lunch box is gone. Why?

Because jiaozi stuck to the lid of the lunch box.