Ask someone to tell a few jokes.

1, I got up late again this morning, cleaned up in a hurry, went downstairs, pedaled my bike, and found a problem. Why did you come out wearing slippers? This is terrible. I ran back and changed my shoes. I found another problem when I was pushing my bike. I forgot my bike key again. I came home late.

It was summer. It's a sunny morning and the weather is very good. First of all, my bike has an old problem. Pedals don't like to turn, and they always say they are lazy when they are repaired. I was punished for my laziness until this morning. What's going on It's really hard to say It happened again this morning. Just after riding a side street, my pedal suddenly stopped turning and there was a bang. As a result, my shoes dropped! It fell! I actually dropped it (I was wearing sandals). It was a windy period at work! That cyclist called more than one! I fell off my bike. When I got off the bus, the shoe was 3 meters away from me. I will never forget it! Bicycles passed by me one by one, and they threw smiling faces at me, which impressed me deeply. I can only smile at it and turn the car around limping past, and the road is in a panic. My sandals are high heels, at least 5 cm. Then, I stayed for 3 minutes before starting again. I was afraid to see those people just now.

Do you know what the first thing I do when I come to work? Guess what!

I have many embarrassing things. I'll tell you another one!

I have the habit of forgetting things. Speaking of winter, I like to lose my gloves best. Who let him have two? The chances of losing them are higher!

Tell me about the experience of losing gloves once and share it with everyone!

I went to the supermarket and bought a bunch of things. When I was about to go out, I put on my gloves and prepared to leave. As a result, I couldn't find that one. Why did I lose it again? I wonder how much I will lose this winter! How could I be so careless! Can't you care? Why do you keep losing it? I have been blaming myself! Looking at this picture, I am very angry. I am really angry. The more I watch it, the angrier I get. I threw it, threw it in the trash can and went out. I found the key at the door, unlocked it, and was ready to push my bike away. I pulled out a glove. . . . . . This is a glove. . . . . . He didn't lose it! He didn't lose it!

I have no patience.