What does "The Raptors of Old Boys Crossing the River" say? How to evaluate?

If an audience still has a normal aesthetic, then a film with red and green colors like "The Raptors of Old Boys Crossing the River" is probably unbearable. The premise of our discussion is, of course, the movie "The Raptors of Old Boys Crossing the River". If you think that Chopsticks Brothers should maintain the level of "funny micro-movies" in online videos and entertainment programs, then please release movies as well as your dreams.

As early as when "old boys" became popular on the Internet, many people sang "Youth is like a running river, once it is gone, it is too late to say goodbye". At the same time, it is inevitable to imagine how good it would be if it were a movie in the cinema. In fact, after eating a free lunch, we can't help thinking, if this is not a box lunch, but a Michelin-starred restaurant, how wonderful it would be.

I support making old boys into a movie, but I'm not optimistic about its future. Sean doesn't really want to make a good movie. He just wants to blow old boys's balloon bigger, make the butter on his dreams thicker, and make more bubbles in a bathtub. Just like in the movie, while spurning academic success, I yearn for the scenery of success infinitely. Old boys's dragon crossing the river is just a kind of commercial speculation. Maybe you should say that without old boys, the Chopsticks Brothers would not have been discovered. Indeed, it is necessary to become famous as soon as possible, but there is no need to carry on the old routine as soon as you become famous. It's no big deal for a short film to win the popularity of an old group. If you have to pursue it, you can look at someone else's "Leningrad Denim Beauty Collection". Worst of all, you can't really blame the audience for being cynical when you play music.

Some friends are disgusted: two old men in their thirties and forties have to wear chubby Chinese school uniforms and hold guitars to talk about and sing their dreams, but they are not funny movies, but Texas stewed chicken soup, which is so funny. If China people really know what dreams and ideals are, we won't forget those ordinary days. If the reality show must be an unfulfilled dream, maybe we really live in an era of entertainment to death. Of course, since the success of China Partner, stepping on the United States has become the only way to realize the Chinese dream.

Old boys's "The Raptor Crossing the River" continues the selling points of the short film "old boys", such as those online songs that hit the charts, and "Little Apple" with paragraphs and marketing tubas being madly forwarded on the Internet, which is in full swing. "The Raptors Crossing the River" means to pay tribute to Bruce Lee's representative works. There are also many action scenes in the film, but the connection between the front and the back is very idiotic, which makes international jokes. The rest, this movie is still those overnight meals, dreams, ideals and songs that can be heard all over the world. No matter how depraved they are, North China King of Songs and Hutong superstars will always return to the stage, and no matter how ridiculous they are, the director will send them to the United States. However, together with Ma Lu, the hidden rules and the White Tiger Brothers, these scriptwriters' routines that are made up without thinking are like endless sparse speeches, which are cruel and rude. Even if we can't adopt the theory of "killing the heart", but the creators have this mentality of wanting money and fame, how can there be good songs and movies? Don't even think about it from beginning to end. It's really not shameful for me to listen to it myself with those cheap talk in my sleep. ...

Old boys's dragon crossing the river in the story is also an extended version of old boys. Chopsticks brothers wanted to go to a bigger stage and were cheated to America by accident. Let's not talk about how two such dissolute people got visas here. When Ma Lu became an official, the loser was resurrected ... Anyway, there are more outrageous things behind, like the big stage scene, and there is no security at all. We really can't believe that America was so lax outside the airport after 9 1 1. Most likely, the crew can't afford foreign temporary workers. As for the Italian mafia, if I were an Italian mafia, the Chopsticks Brotherhood would be the first person I wanted to kill after watching this movie, which simply crushed the mafia's IQ. As for the means of killing, young and dangerous people on campus are faster than them. The white tiger brothers, who are purely used for jokes, are probably the only jokes in this movie, because they are obviously Koreans, but they have been changed to Koreans. Koreans can't even afford a doll? This is probably the biggest joke in the whole movie.

Perhaps, some people will laugh when they look at Wang Terry, whose face is in decline, and Sean, who looks big but shiny, will also want to laugh. Compared with this sense of joy in appearance and looks, these two people are not professional actors after all, and they are not afraid to beat each other for many years. If their funny technology is competent for micro-movies and online videos. However, there is a truth that hurts. Their performance style is not suitable for the big screen. This is not just because two faces are big or fleshy and have no aesthetic feeling. On the contrary, the whole performance is just a smile, which makes people unable to enter the play. The same grandiose and false performance fault also appeared in supporting actors such as Ma Lu and Americans. Generally speaking, except for those actors who are placed by investors, other problems in performance guidance should be blamed on the director. However, considering that the director himself is embedded in it and has a strong desire for expression, it is easy to imagine that the old boy's Raptors Crossing the River will become this virtue. The simplest thing is, if the plot of the student days is really necessary, isn't it more reasonable and appropriate to find two young actors? But "old boys Crossing the River Raptor" still lets two old guns relive your deskmate, either kidnapped by the former "old boys" or hoping that their big faces will occupy the whole screen for a hundred minutes. Really, if the Chopsticks Brothers play a supporting role in Stephen Chow's movies, I think they will undoubtedly be more successful than Xiaogang Feng's performance and more memorable than the performance in "The Raptor Crossing the River in old boys".

By 20 14, the China market had accepted films such as Tiny Times, Making a scene in Heaven, Where is Dad going, etc. In other words, almost as long as they are put on the big screen, China audiences will automatically think that they are movies. Before The Old Boy's Raptors Crossing the River, Li Yang's Adventures in Li Xianji also experienced a similar filming, but it was not successful. After all, the click rate of netizens is not as reliable as that of best-selling authors. Movies need to follow the rules, even if it's Where's Dad? They also have the selling points of stars and TV stations. On the other hand, old boys's Raptors Crossing the River, to be honest, apart from some so-called brainwashing divine comedy, I don't see any selling point and value of such a movie. Is it a group that has passed the popular age? Or holding an actress who is not very popular? Even in the face of a red vulgar poster, I think this is just a shoddy commercial entertainment film-not as good as a talent show singer. If the idea of flying dreams and stepping onto the reality show stage can support old boys, then as a feature film, I'm afraid old boys's "The Raptor Crossing the River" is not qualified.