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Young people have begun to lose their hair (4 self-deprecating humorous sentences)
1. Staying up late not only loses their hair, but also loses half of the best eyelashes and hair.
2. Why do I always lose my hair recently? I am afraid to look at the hair loss on the ground after combing my hair every morning. Am I going bald?
3. Why do I always lose my hair recently? Every morning, when I comb my hair and look at the hair loss on the ground, I am scared. Will I be bald?
4. Many men have shaved their heads at a young age, which is more common in some movie stars, such as Ge You, Peisi Chen, Degang Guo, etc., and they show their personality because they have a bright head, while some people are called "artists' demeanor" because their heads are bare and their heads are left and right, and their hair is fluttering in the back of their heads.
5. Hair loss has existed since ancient times, but it seems that the phenomenon of hair loss in modern people is more serious, and it seems to have become an epidemic. Although it does not affect life, it is harmful to personal image. On one occasion, I met a friend I hadn't seen for two or three years on the road. People didn't change much, but his head was taken aback. His gray hair was sparse, which reminded me of the role played by Liang Xiaolong in the movie Kung Fu. I dare not ask him how this happened, so as not to hurt people's self-esteem.
6. Why do you lose so much hair when you wash your hair! Should I wash it less often or often?
7. I dreamt that I lost a lot of hair and grass
8. I lost my hair so badly that I was thinking about cutting my hair shorter.
9. Every time I wash my hair, I lose a lot of hair. I wash it every three days. Today, I washed it twice, which is very exaggerated. I didn't lose much when I blew my hair. Maybe it was too long every three days.
1. One of the causes of hair loss is heredity. If parents take off their hair early, most of their sons also take off their hair early.
11. I didn't cherish my hair when it was thick, but now I regret it.
12. I'm going bald and losing a lot of hair. How can I save my hairline?
13. wedding photos, my hair is almost bald and fat, so I have to sigh that time is a knife to kill pigs.
14. It's acceptable for men to lose their hair. Even if they really take off their tops, they just make people look a little old-fashioned, and at most they are regarded as an old man.
15. Now I lose a lot of hair every day. What should I do? Too much hair can't stand such a loss!
16. I don't know how many years ago I saw this cartoon. The publication that published this work, together with the author, has no impression, but the painting has never been forgotten, which shows the deep impression.
17. There is no harm without comparison. My hair can be folded again, and I feel almost bald.
18. My father came to my house to sweep the floor, swept away my lost hair and said, Look at the dog hair in this place.
19. I have to say that wearing a hat to cut bangs is to cover up the rising hairline.
2. Hair loss is not a patent for boys, and it is scary for girls to lose their hair. Young people have begun to lose their hair. 21. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair. 22. I want to sleep, I want to sleep! I don't want to lose my hair and go bald! I don't want to go to work tomorrow!
23. Have you been under great pressure recently, and your hair has obviously fallen off more than before, so I want to go back to my childhood and live a carefree life.
24. Everyone has a love of beauty. Except for monks and nuns, who have to shave their hair, I believe that almost everyone wants to have a thick black hair.
25. Only hair loss can last for so many years
26. How long is eight years? Our topic at the dinner table has changed from the original game to cars, houses and work. From the previous nightlife to taking the initiative to go home after eight o'clock. When you stop drinking and smoke, you always think you are still young. The upward hairline and weakening physique remind you of the passage of time all the time.
27. Hair loss is associated with hair loss.
28. Today's market, shampoo, hair care, hair care and hairdressing products emerge one after another, which is proof. For example, the "Zhangguang 11" mentioned above is said to be not only a best seller in China, but also sold abroad, with a great reputation.
29. Young people always stay up late, and old people are bald.
3. The only wish I made when I was a child was to lose my hair ...
31. As the days passed, my hair lost faster and faster, and I was afraid I couldn't find a girlfriend.
32. There are many reasons for hair loss. I don't believe that a shampoo can solve hair loss caused by various reasons, otherwise, it would be amazing.
33. My best friends are all divorced, but I'm different. I have lost my hair.
34. I didn't expect to see a doctor of traditional Chinese medicine because I lost my hair before I was 3 years old.
35. Other people count sheep when they have insomnia. I count my hair, and there are 345 fewer hairs tonight than last night.
36. Nowadays, with great social pressure, things at work and trivial things in life, I feel anxious, and my hair is falling out every day.
37. I combed my hair down, and bid farewell to the hairstyle that I had left for six years in order to cover the upward hairline, as if I had said goodbye to a period of time.
38. In order to try to save the hairline as wide as the reclaimed plain, we can only choose to expose the rising hairline. The necessity of middle-aged people is really everywhere.
39. A lot of things are like crazy hair falling. It gets worse and worse quickly, out of control, and I can't do anything but bow my head and sigh and move on.
4. if he didn't take the initiative to say hello, I really dare not recognize each other. A colleague in the unit was several years younger than me, but his hair fell off early, and the shiny front top of his head had to be covered up by several strands of hair around him. Later, he went to replant, and a person was much more proud. Young people often stay up late at night to brush their mobile phones and lose their hair (a collection of 4 sentences)
Young people often stay up late at night to brush their mobile phones and lose their hair. 1. I was so noisy that I couldn't sleep, and I got up in the middle of the night, and there was no one. My hairline was moving up day by day.
2. think about wearing a mask every day, untidy, dark tanned skin, loose glasses hanging over your nose. Occasionally, the exhaled air fogs the glasses and the hairline moves up day by day. Whispering to tidy up well, I got up early the next morning to whisper "Oh, forget it, it's a little trouble"
3. Although you look smart when you stay up late, your hair looks like dandelion
4. God is fair. If you stay up all night, you will lose a pinch of hair the next day.
5. I don't know from which month this year, I found that my hair fell badly, and it didn't hurt or itch when I brushed it. I don't know if it was autumn, age or stress.
6. Turn on the air conditioner to 17 degrees, take a hot bath, close the curtains, cover the quilt and put on earplugs. The world has nothing to do with me. I'm losing a lot of hair again.
7. Hair loss and hair loss bring troubles to people. No wonder the ancients said that hair is "three thousand troubles".
8. When I was a child, my wish came true only by losing my hair ...
9. I cut my bangs to cover my hairline.
1. It's not the fault of the cat. I miss the cat so much.
11. Sleepless all night, a lot of hair loss. I am stuck in some meaningless haze and can't get out, just like walking in a white night.
12. I count sheep when others suffer from insomnia. I count my hair. There are 345 fewer hairs tonight than last night.
13. Staying up late not only loses my hair, but also loses half of my best eyelashes and hair.
14. Every hair is my sense of security
15. I can really lose my hair. I feel like I was a dandelion in my last life.
16. Very busy. I feel that every day of my life is killing me. But I still have no sense of accomplishment. All you can see is the hairline moving up day by day. And the hair that can be seen everywhere on the bed, clothes and the ground. When you're done with this paragraph. You should calm down, read and practice your words.
17. My best friend divorced, so I'm stronger, and I have hair loss.
18. It's acceptable for men to lose their hair. Even if they really take off their tops, they just make people look a little old-fashioned, and at most they are regarded as an old man.
19. hair loss is associated with hair loss.
2. I lost more hair this month than I did in a year. It turns out that people really lose their hair when they are stressed. Young people often stay up late at night to brush their mobile phones and lose their hair. There is also Bawang anti-hair shampoo advertised by the famous movie star Jackie Chan, which still appears frequently on the screen and firmly occupies a place in the supermarket.
22. Aunt cleaning came to my side and said in a somewhat frightened tone, "Why do you lose the most hair at your work station? You still have hair when you lose it like this?" I "m sorry, I didn't want to, but it's losing more and more."
23. I combed my hair down and bid farewell to my hairstyle for six years in order to cover up the rising hairline, which seems to be a farewell to a period of time.
24. Today's market, shampoo, hair care, hair care and hairdressing products emerge one after another, which is proof. For example, the "Zhangguang 11" mentioned above is said to be not only a best seller in China, but also sold abroad, with a great reputation.
25. Hair loss is very serious. If you lose it this way, you will become bald within half a year.
26. My father came to my house to sweep the floor, swept away my lost hair and said, Look at the dog hair in this place.
27. Do you suffer from hair loss like me?
28. In the wedding photos, my hair is almost bald and fat, so I have to sigh that time is a butcher knife.
29. Zhao Zhangguang, the famous inventor of "Zhangguang 11" liquid medicine, compiled a book devoted to hair care and hairdressing, and collected many folk secret recipes for treating alopecia. Modern people have developed many drugs to treat alopecia, promote hair growth and nourish hair with the help of high-tech means.
3. In order to reduce hair loss, I don't wash my hair at all.
31. Hair loss is very serious recently. Sure enough, nothing is easy in the adult world except ugliness, obesity, poverty and hair loss.
32. Can you stop losing your hair? If you lose it, I'll be bald. Except for my hair, eyebrows and eyelashes, can you stop growing long hair? I really can't shave.
33. What bothers me is not love, but hair loss.
34. a cold knowledge: when you don't wash your hair for a long time, you will lose a lot of hair.
35. When a leaf falls, we know that it is autumn. When the hair begins to fall in large quantities, the biological clock clearly tells me that the season of hair loss is coming to me. This is a nerve-racking but helpless thing!
36. I didn't expect to see a Chinese doctor because I lost my hair before I was 3 years old.
37. Every time I have my hair cut, the barber will say that my hair is amazing. But too much hair also has many troubles, such as too much daily loss.
38. The sad story is that the hair lost in one day of writing a thesis is worth the week before ..................................................................................................................................................
4. Even if there is a hair left on my head, I won't be so sad to dream that women lose their hair
According to the analysis of the five elements of Zhouyi, the auspicious color is black, the financial position is in the east, the peach blossom position is in the northwest, the lucky number is 6, and the lucky food is auricularia.
Good or bad luck index: 8
Dreaming of women losing their hair:
1. People in love dream of women losing their hair, need to communicate with each other, hope to get married, and don't miss the opportunity.
2. People who do business dream that women lose their hair and move their business places, which is profitable, but it is not right.
3. People in the animal year dream that women lose their hair, and most of them are unhappy./Lawsuits are inevitable, and the year-end is auspicious.
4. Pregnant people dream that women lose their hair and give birth to girls, so be careful about their diet.
Psychological analysis of dreaming of women's hair loss:
Dreaming of women's hair loss is a mountain of things to do, but I just can't get excited. And as long as you accidentally expose the gap, you will let others see your weakness and give them an opportunity to be bitten back. Recently, the more you smile on the surface, the more you need to be alert to the person who looks like a smiling tiger. He seems to hide the knife in the smile, waiting for an opportunity to surprise you.
The taboo of dreaming that women lose their hair:
Appropriate: Take a walk, make a quick decision, and eat less at dinner.
no: no self-mockery, no credit card swiping, and no drunkenness. Sad sentences describing the trend of baldness due to hair loss (selected 4 articles)
Sad sentences describing the trend of baldness due to hair loss (article 1)
1. In the past, I didn't know that hair was expensive, but I didn't know how to cherish it until I lost it. A large number of young people also joined the "alopecia army".
2. I can really lose my hair. I feel like I was a dandelion in my last life.
3. One of the causes of hair loss is heredity. If the parents take off their hair early, most of their sons also take off their hair early.
4. I'm going bald and losing a lot of hair. How can I save my hairline?
5. Every time I wash my hair, I feel very upset. Dogs change their hair once a year. Why can't my hair grow long when it falls off?
6. It's sad to see the hairline moving up day by day ... but it's all worth it. It's not far from the second interview time. Last step, hold on!
7. How long is eight years? Our topic at the dinner table has changed from the original game to cars, houses and work. From the previous nightlife to taking the initiative to go home after eight o'clock. When you stop drinking and smoke, you always think you are still young. The upward hairline and weakening physique remind you of the passage of time all the time.
8. "I lose my hair as often as a husky." Girls' daily life is really bad, which makes people feel distressed. Hey ...
9. When did I lose my hair after washing my hair, blow my hair and comb my hair?
1. Why do I always lose my hair recently? I am afraid to look at the hair loss on the ground after combing my hair every morning. Am I going bald?
11. Such a day has passed, and the speed of hair loss is getting faster and faster. I'm afraid I can't find a girlfriend.
12. The author has probably been troubled by hair loss, which leads to his creative inspiration so close to life. It can be seen that hair loss in autumn is a common phenomenon.
13. I love losing my hair so much that I feel that I ...
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