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An interesting joke for two people.

Which animal has the darkest teeth? Guo Meimei's "Not Afraid of Not Afraid of Not Afraid of Not Afraid of" Lyrics: Hehe (ant tooth black) On New Year's Eve, I dreamed of you. Happy New Year to you: Happy New Year! A sneeze woke me up from my dream. I know you miss me, so I immediately called you and said, bring me the red envelope! The new year is coming. Think you have nothing and don't intend to give you too much. I only give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me. I wish you a happy new year. You have leisure in your busy work. You won money at cards, your passbook increased infinitely, your pocket was full of dollars, your bed was crowded with beautiful women, and your lover was fierce and sweet. Pig, you are safe, pig, you are happy, pig, you are desperate, pig, you are safe. Heroes cross the horse, beautiful women bring happiness, wine does not make people drunk, color does not make people fascinated, I wish you a new year: go out to make money, fish online, catch fish, eat abalone wings, and soak up beautiful girls every day! Happy new year, I wish you: good health, all the best, happy family, happy life, successful career, bling, long life, rich and invincible! As the saying goes, a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: regardless of the old chicken, seize the opportunity; Both sheep and goats should be stolen. Click on your face all winter; Copy your enthusiasm and stick it in my heart; Download your breath and keep it forever; Delete all gray viruses, welcome the brilliant new year, bid farewell to the old and welcome the new! The new year is coming. May you receive gifts and red envelopes every day and win mountains of money at cards. Newcomers love you like tofu, setting off firecrackers all over the street, and greeting whoever catches you. You're not afraid of the police knowing! Good luck! With the coming of the new year, I hope you are a leisurely mouse, a strong cow, a tiger, a good rabbit, a noble dragon, an auspicious snake, a swift horse, a gentle sheep, a clever monkey, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog and a happy pig! A catty of melon seeds and a catty of dates, good luck and come early; One catty of candy, two jins of bananas, good luck, you won't run; A catty of peanuts and a catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into your pocket! Send four dishes and one soup on New Year's Eve: happy braising, steaming friendship, speculating wealth, cooking health, happy soup every day, a bottle of Lanling old good luck wine and a bowl of worry-free rice forever. Happy new year.