What is misplaced rhetoric?

It is a common joke in life to match the wrong mandarin duck and pull the wrong lang, but it has become a misplaced figure of speech in classical Chinese.

Dislocation, as the name implies, is the dislocation of sentence components. At first, dislocation was used to meet the needs of leveling, antithesis and rhyme, but it was also a last resort. Later, some scholars deliberately made mistakes, pursuing the novelty of language and improving the expression effect.

Classic examples of misplaced rhetoric

1: "Grandpa, how can I go to America?" "Then who knows ... ask the village chief!"

2: Speak louder without electricity!

3: Don't go after the party, go to eat-whoever goes will pay.

4: Crosstalk is good! Attack ugliness, Huoxiang is healthy.

There are always more than 1000 traditional cross talks left by the old gentleman. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, there are now more than 400 pieces left. There are still 300 paragraphs that are not allowed to be said. 100 is in conflict with building a harmonious society.

The house where we live is full of holes. It is fatal when it rains: it rains outside the rain house, and it rains outside the rain house. Sometimes it rains so hard that the whole family goes to the yard to take shelter from the rain.

8: If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it.

9: Are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen, or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.

10: This guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 30 in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the traffic jam was very serious.

1 1: Your shameless appearance is like my charm.

12: Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week.

Degang Guo: Hey, why did you tear up the photo? I don't agree. I don't agree. Why tear it? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits!

15: From today on, I will never eat lobster again.

16: If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you one hundred dollars first. If the law didn't care, I would have killed you!

The young man looks like an actor. ...

18: ok! This plane, like Dafa, has a rocking glass! ..... sitting on a big hat, Li Xia didn't give the newspaper ... Tianjin didn't make a big hat, but they all went to the United States ... and flew to the United States for half a year, adding more than 40,000 oil.

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It was cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the belt buckle down and put it in my pocket. Sew it yourself.

24: Paris ... You know, there is a zoo in Paris ... The zoo is opposite ... Hey ... There is a clothes seller in the zoo ... You can't say you buy clothes ... You have to say you want goods. ...

27: "The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-from the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period ... "

Flight 28: 90 14, from Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun, the fare is 5 yuan, please board. How interesting you say this is. The flight attendants will shout when they stand there. Let's go, let's go. There are big seats, there are big seats. Be sure to have a big seat!

30: Dead vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun sets, heartbroken people ... in the hospital, ... don't go to the hospital if their intestines are broken! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

3 1: abiding by the law, facing the imperial court, feeling depressed, singing at night, riding mules at the expense of others, being fair and just, and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

32: "There is such bright light at the foot of my bed. Could it have been frosted? , looked up and found it was moonlight, (pa! My name is Degang Guo. There are many people here. I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money. "