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"The Laws of Psychology"

Pierce's theorem: Being aware of ignorance is the beginning of knowing (don't be sad)

Halo effect: Don't look at the world like a "halo" (be clearer)

The Law of Illusion of Control: We will always "make mistakes with confidence" (preparation is important)

The Law of Unworthiness: Different mentality, different choices (positive thinking)

Authoritative effect: When someone is small, one speaks lightly, and when someone is noble, one speaks loudly (the first place has an advantage)

Emotional law: Emotional influence (stay away from those people)

Psychological swing Effect: The human heart will be like a pendulum (normal)

Law of emotional catharsis: Please give a window to vent your emotions (friends and family)

Forbidden fruit effect: The more "forbidden" the more "forbidden" The mentality of "don't lose it" (novel, not intentional)

The law of emotion transfer: Be careful, bad emotions are contagious

The law of out of sight is clean: As long as you can't see it, you are clean (self-deception) )

The Law of Self-Forgiveness: One’s own mistakes can always be forgiven (self-examination is important)

False Empathy Bias: “To judge others by oneself” may not be reliable (don’t do this)

Harry Zhou's Window Theory: The human heart is a "window"

Compensation: Weakness is also a source of strength (Novel - Efficiency)

Maslow's Theory: Humans are animals with desires

Wang An concluded: Success begins with courageous decision-making (although hesitation leads to fewer mistakes, opportunities are lost)

Locke's Law: Determination Goal, focus on action (don’t be afraid of not being able to do it)

The Wallach Effect: To succeed, you must know how to manage your own strengths (start self-discovery today)

The Law of the Barrel: Grasp It is better to grasp the "longest" thing than to grasp the "shortest" one

Eisenhower's Law: Prioritize and accomplish things efficiently (four quadrants)

Related laws: All roads lead to Rome, Everything is connected

Occam's razor: Grasp the key, simplify the complex (simplify)

Murphy's Law: Make mistakes and welcome success (success and Failure requires reflection on the reasons)

Brewing effect: Inspiration comes from chance, and sometimes comes unexpectedly (intuitive brewing)

Keely’s theorem: Failure is the mother of success (don’t be afraid, but Reflection)

Waiteley's Law: There is a superhuman thought first, and then there is a superhuman action (not anticlimactic)

Bliss's Theorem: Everything will be successful if it is predicted, and it will fail if it is not predicted. (Preparation)

Giegler's Theorem: Only with ambition can one achieve dreams (dreams)

Bowling Effect: Success begins with positioning (high)

Peggy Effect : Efficient memory, get twice the result with half the effort (very important)

Jaques's Law: Don't try to become fat in one go (patience)

Threshold Effect: Take steps step by step, and use your strength to make the most of it (decomposition )

The Law of Excuses: Don’t make excuses for failure, just find ways to succeed (sober)

Primacy Effect: The first impression of putting people first

Hedgehog Law: When getting along with others, distance creates beauty

Projection Effect: People are different, don’t judge others by your own (gmh)

Law of Self-Exposure: Appropriate exposure will make your relationship better More intimate

The stereotype effect: Don’t let the stereotypes in your memory block your vision

The law of reciprocity: you come and I go, favors are reciprocal (give! , take)

The law of empathy: empathize with others and think in their shoes

Goodman’s law: without silence, there is no communication (silence is also important)

The Law of Demand: Give before you want to take, and retreat to advance

The Law of Love: Liking is a reciprocal process

The Key Theory: Only sincere communication can have a positive vibe (sincerity )

The Spiral of Silence: How to Effectively Express Oneself and Not Stand Out

The Hercules Effect: It is better to retaliate with kindness than to retaliate with kindness

The perfect joke formula: Jokes are a way to teach the world. Mode

The power of success

The Mushroom Law: For newcomers, if you want to become a butterfly, break out of the cocoon first

The Law of Self-Confidence: To do a good job, first light up the beacon of self-confidence in your heart

The Frog Law : Be prepared for danger in times of peace, so that your workplace will always be wonderful (boil a frog in warm water)

Birdcage Effect: Work hard and stay away from the "birdcage" that attracts people (same as above)

Rooney The law of grace: guard against arrogance and impetuosity, and be the big winner with the last laugh

Chain effect: lurking in the office, smile when you want to sigh

Feedback effect: your silence will Make the boss very upset (active)

The house-breaking effect: Don't refuse a task that you think is impossible! (Challenge)

The Broken Window Effect: A thousand-mile dike collapses in an anthill (Alert)

Washington’s Law of Cooperation: Teamwork is not a simple sum of manpower

The Peter Principle: Promotion is not an endless ladder (determined by your ability)

Parkinson's Law: One soldier is a raging enemy, and a general is raging in the den

The Law of Wine and Sewage: Mo Let the "black sheep" affect the development of the team

Rainier Effect: Retaining people with "heart" is better than retaining people with "salary" (with intention)

Heller's Law: Only with supervision Be motivated (important, don’t test human nature)

Law of Exceptions: Let go when it’s time to let go, delegate when it’s time to delegate (trust)

George’s Theorem: An outstanding team cannot do without smooth communication (Communication)

Ogilvy’s Law: Know how to use strong people to achieve great things (don’t be afraid)

Kenshner’s Law: The beauty of using people is not too many, but the best

The Law of the South Wind: Management, warmth is better than the harsh winter

The most effective management is the law of freedom, which triggers the spontaneous control within the individual

The role model effect: lead by example, and respond to everything. (Important)

Zelbert's Law: People like to do things for people they like

Law of Participation: Participation is the front of support

Denimo's Law : "Know people first", then "reply them well"

"Cod effect: The train runs fast, all because of the headband (me)"

The law of zero-sum game: "Everyone is good It’s really good”

The Horsefly Effect: Motivate yourself to run faster (when there is something to chase)

Porter’s Law: Only with a unique positioning can you have unique success ( Yourself)

Contingency theory: changes with the specific situation and depends on the specific situation (principle?)

Davido’s Law: timely elimination and continuous innovation

Ruffer's Law: Only by effective prediction can we make wise decisions

Faith's Law: Only by taking every step can we win every battle (decomposition)

Smith's Principle: Advance in competition and cooperate in cooperation Profit

Cabe's Law: Giving up is the key to innovation (give and take)

Law of Expectations: What kind of expectations should you place on yourself, what kind of children should you cultivate.

The law of shamelessness: Children also have their own "erzi"

The over-limit effect: No matter how wonderful the praise is, you will get tired of it after a long time

The law of the hot stove : Punishment is the ladder of children's progress,

Zeigarnik Effect: Mobilize children's desire and make them remember it (I, too, stopped halfway)

Mental Fatigue Theorem: Children sometimes do the same "Heart-Tired" Hurdle Theorem: How can you see the rainbow without experiencing ups and downs

The Law of Moderate Motivation: Give the character an outlet for stress

The Jensen Effect: Teach children to treat gains and losses with a normal mind

The priority principle of emotional judgment: "Hitting is affection, scolding is love" is the biggest lie

Role effect: Children should play their own roles Desi effect: You can use rewards, But don’t abuse rewards

The Law of Attraction: The magical power that guides Cupid’s arrow

The Law of Complementarity: Each has its own strengths and attracts each other

Buridan Donkey Effect: If you really love someone, don’t be indecisive

The law of vision: Women are beautiful when they look at a distance, and men are wise when they look up close

Matt’s Theory: Don’t seek the best for him (her), But seek the most suitable person for him/her

The void effect: Love requires the courage to "take advantage of the void"

The sour grapes and sweet lemon law: As long as you are willing, there will always be something Reasons for happiness

The law of harvest: sow "happiness" and reap "happiness"

Schwartz concluded: "Fortunateness" and "unfortunateness" all depend on you

Robert's Theorem: Get out of the negative vortex and don't be defeated by yourself

The Law of Diminishing Happiness: Only when you are content can you persevere

Beber's Law: Only how much you cherish is how much you really have (305g 306g)

Dulio's Law: Embrace enthusiasm and have happiness

Guterre's Theorem: With hope, everything is possible

Dis's advice: Live in the moment The most important

Wild Horse Ending: Not being angry is a kind of practice (attempt)