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Liu Damiao finally lived in the historic Union Medical College Hospital.

Only after I checked in did I know that Concord Endocrinology Inpatient Department was a gathering place for intractable diseases.

Because the endocrinology department of Concord is very famous in China.

People from all over the country came to Sheikh to find the answer. Many diseases in endocrinology department are mysteries.

Liu Damiao believes that his own Cushing's syndrome, which relatives and friends have never heard of, is an incurable disease.

Communicate with patients after hospitalization and find that their own problems are not problems.

Eight out of ten patients on the first floor have strange symptoms, but the cause can't be found.

Then I traveled all over the world and came to Concord to find the final answer for my life.

And Liu Damiao, because of the obvious symptoms, became a different kind again.

Dr. C, the attending doctor of Liu Damiao, said every time he saw Liu Damiao:

"You are a typical Cushing."

Liu Damiao was the only patient with obvious symptoms at that time.

So when the head nurse came to Liu Damiao and said that the teacher of Union Medical College brought the students to visit and study, Liu Damiao was quite surprised.

Results The head nurse explained:

"They are all freshmen, and your symptoms are more obvious, more concentrated and easier to observe."

Liu Damiao suddenly gave birth to a sense of inferiority, feeling that he was a unified university examination question, mixed with a bunch of Goldbach conjectures.

Of course, Liu Damiao, who felt inferior, was idle and bored, and naturally accepted the task of making a living human specimen.

As a result, when the visiting study team was crowded with wards, Liu Damiao could only touch his nose and say that the freshmen now look so young.

When introducing themselves to each other, Liu Damiao told a cold joke, and everyone laughed well.

Teacher M, who led the team, must think that Liu Damiao is a very cooperative living specimen.

It can not only tell the symptoms of the disease in an orderly way, but also tell jokes and enliven the atmosphere.

Therefore, on-site teaching is also quite exciting.

From the symptoms of Liu Damiao to the diagnosis method.

When Liu Damiao said that all the films taken by various inspections were in the ward, he took out every film of Liu Damiao and told it with great interest.

The young students have just entered the campus and are all excellent. They listened carefully and nodded frequently.

The on-site teaching ended in a pleasant atmosphere, and basically both sides were very happy and satisfied.

Teacher M and his classmates wished Liu Damiao a smooth treatment in the future and left the ward.

Near noon, Liu Damiao packed her things and prepared to go out and buy a bottle of coke downstairs.

As a result, I ran into a student visiting group standing in the corridor outside the inpatient department as soon as I went out. Teacher M is talking about the five-year survival rate of tumors.

That's a cruel topic that he didn't say in front of Liu Damiao in the ward just now.

The two sides were so embarrassed that Liu Damiao had to pretend not to hear, say hello and go out.

When I went downstairs, I deeply felt that the child was still too young, and the benign probability of this tumor was as high as 99%.

Five years of survival, the survival rate is completely linked to other tumors.

What's with your sympathetic face?

The academic atmosphere of Concord is quite good.

Endocrine is the gathering place of incurable diseases, and the department has a long tradition of weekly rounds.

The chief physician brought a large group of doctors to check and discuss the cases.

There is also a special department to take patients to incurable diseases, and dozens of old experts from various departments get together to discuss their illness.

Unfortunately, the patients in the ward have little confidence.

I wonder if China people have a tradition of avoiding illness and seeking medical treatment.

Doctors and nurses are full of feelings and optimistic about hospitalized patients.

Things like the survival time of tumor and the success rate of operation should always be told to the patient's family, not to the patient.

In their mouth, nothing seems invincible, and there is always a solution.

Even if you don't, you will always be encouraged to fight the disease until the last moment.

But the consequence of this is that patients are confused about their illness.

When Liu Damiao was in hospital, she thought the most amazing thing was that her patients got together to talk about her illness.

Everyone actually knows a little about his illness and wants to know it, but they can't understand it at all.

Confusion has never alleviated panic, let alone a group of patients who are slowly drained of vitality by various symptoms but can't find the reason.

So although there is a terrace with a good view at the end of the ward corridor.

But the door to the terrace is always locked, even if the ward is only on the second floor. ?

Black humor makes Liu Damiao, a patient with depression, the most optimistic person among the patients.

Because Miao Ma and Miao Dad are old, Liu Damiao doesn't need to be accompanied. Doctors can only communicate with Liu Damiao most of the time, and all kinds of test results are also given to Liu Damiao.

In addition, Liu Damiao is a textual research school and likes to search for information to find out the reasons.

Therefore, Liu Damiao became a patient who knew more about his illness.

At the same time, Liu Damiao has actually become a patient with better emotional control because he has mastered some ways of emotional counseling when fighting depression before.

Can face their hospital life with peace of mind.

-the dividing line of hospitalization life.

The day of patients in the Department of Endocrinology of Concord started before 7 o'clock.

At dawn, nurses began to enter the ward, distribute medicines to patients and measure blood pressure and blood sugar.

Patients get up in twos and threes, wash, draw blood, send samples, and then start eating breakfast.

The morning is usually spent while waiting for the doctor to make rounds.

The attending physician came all the way with the resident and intern, talked with the patient about the symptoms and told the resident to open the clinic according to the doctor's advice.

In the morning, it's the usual physical examination time. Liu Damiao feels that nurses take patients for physical examination, just like tour guides take sunset tour groups to scenic spots.

Because all the tests are in the outpatient building.

So every day at the nurse station at the door, there will be a nurse in uniform, holding a list and shouting:

"Such and such a bed,

A bed,

Conduct an inspection

Everyone will meet at the gate of the nurses' station in five minutes. "

When a group of patients in hospital gowns are all here, the nurse will lead the way:

"Everybody come with me. Stay close and don't fall behind. "

We just need a small flag to guide the way.

The route from the old building to the outpatient building is diverse and tortuous.

It seems to cross all the way, from red walls and green tiles in the Republic of China to modern buildings made of glass and steel bars.

To the outpatient building, the nursing union will arrange the route according to the different departments that everyone checks and distributes.

Take a group of people to a certain floor of the outpatient building, and then start to allocate:

"Go to bed 12 to check the bone density. It is in the basement. Go straight by elevator. "

"No.22 bed to ophthalmology. It's on the fifth floor. There is a queue at the door. You can give the list directly to the nurse and let her arrange it for you. "

After everything is arranged, I have to say:

"After the inspection, everyone will go back to the ward."

The patients promised to disperse, blend in with the crowd in the outpatient building and swim in the ocean of medical knowledge.

Morning time is usually spent on inspection.

After lunch at noon.

The patient will take a nap to regain his strength.

In the afternoon, it is the continuation of the inspection.

Then eat, take medicine and have a rest.

The days are arranged step by step, although there will be a rigid and dull feeling at first.

But slowly, Liu Damiao fell in love with walking in the maze of buildings.

The back garden of Union Medical College Hospital was rebuilt in the imperial palace in Qing Dynasty.

It is said that Tudor, the first king of Yu, buried a batch of golden beads.

In the outpatient building of Union Medical College Hospital, crowds are surging.

The back garden is inaccessible.

In the summer afternoon, Liu Damiao will stroll over, read books, blow the wind and bask in the sun. ?

In those days, Liu Damiao's condition was still deteriorating.

Blood pressure soared to 200, and intraocular pressure increased to bloodshot eyes.

Hypokalemia, general weakness, walking more and more difficult.

The skin is getting thinner and thinner, and it can be scratched by clothes.

On the one hand, Liu Damiao has an illusion that vitality is passing through his fingers.

On the other hand, when time goes downstream, life goes upstream, calm and soothing.

It used to be fast,

Life is like pressing the fast forward button, rushing, racing against time, always immersed in anxiety.

It's slow now,

When the disease is threatening, depriving you of your life function and squeezing your living space, Liu Damiao feels that he has gained some spiritual freedom.

If you can't walk, walk slowly and have a rest after a few steps.

If you are dizzy, watch less mobile phone videos and read paper books.

When you can't read the paper books clearly, just bask in the sun and look at the clouds and swallows in the sky.

Sitting there watching Shu Yunyun Volume is actually quite beneficial.

Liu Damiao's hospitalization time is getting longer and longer, but this time he is not in a hurry to leave the hospital.

Liu Damiao's friend came to visit the sick, as if from another time and space.

They brought Kitano Takeshi's books and Hada of the Lama Temple to Liu Da Temple.

There are all kinds of fruits and food.

On the Dragon Boat Festival, my good friend's mother personally cooked meals and sachets for Liu Damiao who was hospitalized during the Dragon Boat Festival.

Their support and care dispelled Liu Damiao's sense of powerlessness in the face of illness.

Let Liu Damiao briefly travel back to the old days before he got sick.

In summer, the ward is small and stuffy. When friends come, they will sit in the open-air rest area of the hospital.

Stay with Liu Damiao in the sun and chat.

I will also talk about my work and emotional troubles.

Someone encountered a bottleneck at work,

Someone met love rat emotionally,

Also, just finished surgery, the highest pain index, determined to fitness.

Liu Damiao seemed to be looking in the mirror and saw himself before he was admitted to the hospital.

Their happiness and troubles, with real human fireworks, condensed Liu Damiao's attachment to the world.

Liu Damiao, who lives in the hospital, finally got to know herself again, but at the same time she put herself down and lived quietly.

Round after round of inspections.

The final result shows that Liu Damiao's focus is pituitary tumor, which cannot be pondered by doctors and experts.

The attending physician said that pituitary adenoma was confirmed as the focus and suggested that the best treatment was surgery.

Liu Damiao then successfully transferred to the department, left the endocrinology department and went to Jianfeng sharp neurosurgery. ?

Finally, after a long wait, it is time to strike a fatal blow to the king's cancer.