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Harry Potter, what if everyone is alive?

Snape frowned at the student file, and the name "Albus Severus Potter" on it puzzled him. Lily's descendants took his name. But on second thought, my name is Potter's last name.

"The one without ears is called George." "No, Fred has no ears." "I'll bet on Nate." This is the biggest bet for children when they come to the joke shop.

Despite Snape's strong opposition, Dumbledore passed Lu Bang's decision to teach defense against the dark arts. Some old wizard families are still reluctant, but now the Weasley and Black families have more say.

If Professor Snape sits on the right side of the teacher's chair, then Professor neville longbottom must sit on the far left. But everyone is very close at Christmas, and Professor Longbottom hasn't eaten anything good for several Christmases. "Alas, Neville ..." Professor Sprout sighed.

Professor Longbottom knocked on the door nervously. "Professor ... Professor ... Professor Snape? Your ... herbs ... "As the door suddenly opened from the inside with a whoosh, Neville dropped the herbs and ran away.

Lu Ping was named the most popular teacher this year.

Dobby stood proudly with Hermione's little sweater. "Look! What a beautiful sweater! Really beautiful. " Ron: "It really looks like a sweater." Harry "Ron, are you sure this is not a hole in your sock?"

The portraits of the ancestors of the Black family began to promote marriage, which made Sirius ready to move. It's a good choice to be neighbors with Lubang or Harry.

"Who is your school grass?" Rose weasley asked her father, "Is that you?" "Oh, of course, no doubt." Ron even brushed his hair. "What? Who is your school grass now? " "Little Cedric! He is so handsome! " Ron turned to look at Harry next to him. Harry stand stand hand, Ron and the pie mouth.

Colin was the president of daily prophet, and Dennis became Auror. "I didn't even know that the president had written a manuscript and collected photos." "Yes, yes, the best-selling biography of Harry Potter is the first-hand information he provided." Ron gloomily praised his newly published tome. "What's the matter with you?" Hermione felt that Ron was a little ... reluctant to let her read the book. "Nothing, you see, it's just a biography." Two days later, Hermione opened the bestseller and saw a picture of Ron spitting slugs without turning a few pages.

"Another Weasley. Oh, I always feel that every level of students I teach has Weasley. Which Weasley is this time? " Professor McGonagall is chatting with Professor Longbottom in the staff lounge. "Just look at their pockets." Snape stretched his legs lazily. "I have never seen a student with so many interesting toys in his pocket."

"How's your brother coming back?" Lu Bang pushed a glass of buttered beer, and the big beer glass made a dull wooden sound across the table. "I'm so happy. Do you remember that crazy portrait? She wants to sing now. And Kreacher, who was so happy that he cooked three meals a day, which was much richer than before ... ""Cyrus, "Lu Bang interrupted Sirius's casual description," You, you know I mean you. " "Well," he gulped down the beer, "that's it. A Slytherin with a lion's heart sounds really strange. I will remember to send him a card on holidays, a lucky card. "

Professor charity burbage buys some muggle novelty for Professor Snape every Christmas to show his gratitude. Although Professor Snape received it politely every year and squeezed out a stiff smile to express his love, he went back to the house and put them in the box in the basement, and never touched them again.

Dumbledore has gone on a long trip. According to the insider, he smiled faintly and said that he had left a pair of wool socks to find. Even his glasses are glowing. "Thanks to Voldemort's poison." "This joke is not funny." "But it's true, Gellert. I should have come long ago anyway. " "That boy can't beat you, I knew it."

Snape's revenge: Every time I think of Lubang, which has a double harvest in my emotional career, I will make the poison of wolfsbane more bitter.

"At least I don't think I missed too much," Grindelwald pulled out a card from the bed and handed it to Dumbledore. "I don't know if you have eaten mine." Dumbledore was surprised at first, and then immediately showed a bright smile. "I don't think a chocolate frog card can be filled."

After the war, Harry went to godric Valley and saw flowers in memory of SS member Lily Evans. He finally plucked up his courage.