Jokes about scientific and technological innovation

Once upon a time, all scientists in heaven played hide-and-seek games. Unfortunately, it was Einstein's turn to find someone. He plans to count to 100 and start looking. Everyone started to hide, except Newton, who just drew a square with a side length of 1 m on the ground in front of Einstein and stood in the middle. Einstein counted to 97, 98, 99, 100, then opened his eyes and saw Newton standing in front, shouting, "Newton out, Newton out." Newton said I wouldn't come out because I wasn't Newton, and all the scientists came out at this time.

Then everyone proved that he was really not Newton. Why?

Newton said: I am standing in the middle of a square with a side length of 1 m, which means I am Newton per square meter, so I am Pascal!

I have a few more. I can ask them if I need them.