Can you tell me the funniest joke you think?

One day, I was watching VCD when my mother came in with a book.

Mom: "What does this mean?" I don't know. Mean? '

I said,' I don't know.'

Mom:' I sent you to college for several years. Why don't you know anything? ! '

I said,' No! Just "I don't know!"

Mom: "Still mouth shut!"

Then my mother slapped me.

People often say:' learning is a painful process.'

But I don't understand why I always get hurt.

My mother's enthusiasm for learning English is growing, and my pain is getting deeper and deeper.

Today, she asked me again

My son! Mom:

What do you mean, "I'm announcing, don't drag me." Mean? '

I said,' I'm bored. "Leave me alone,"

Mom:' I need to be beaten! Talk to your mother like this.

So I got slapped again.

Mom learns English-Continued 2

Mom asked again,' What do you mean,' I didn't hear anything, but I got something'? '

I said,' I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again.

Mother said again, "I didn't hear anything, harvesting."

I said,' I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again.

Me:' oh ~ it hurts!'

Mom learns English-Continued 3

Mom asked again, "What do you think?" What does this mean? '

I said,' What did you say?'

Mom threatened to hit me,' Forget it! Ask another question. Mom:

What is "looking up the dictionary" mean? '

I said, "Look it up in the dictionary."

Mom:' Tell me to look it up in the dictionary? Then why should I ask you? ! '

This time, I was slapped twice.

Mom learns English-Continued 4

My mother asked again, "You'd better ask someone else."

I said,' You'd better ask someone else.'

Mom:' You are my son, why should I ask others? You're itching again.

I said,' Ah! "God help me!"

Mom:' Dare to fool your mother? God can't save you!

Mom slapped me again.

Mom learns English-Continued 5

Let me ask you one more time. Mom:

Think with your head, what's the use. What do you mean? '

I said,' Use your head and think again.'

Mom:' Go to hell, how dare you fool me? ! Then we must do it again.

I quickly said,' it means that only mothers are good in the world.'

Well, that's more like it! Mom:' I'll make you something to eat later and ask you next time'

I am relieved. ...

There is also a funny one.

A younger brother heard a gossip at school that every adult has at least one unknown secret and said,' To tell the truth, I know the whole thing!' You can fool them, even if you know nothing. ...

When he came home from school, his brother saw his mother and said, "Mom, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!" " "When his mother heard him say this, she quickly gave him 20 yuan and told him not to tell his father.

My brother felt very happy to see his mother react like this. When his father came back from work, he couldn't wait to say to his father, "Dad, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!" " Sure enough, when dad heard him say this, he also gave him 40 yuan, telling him not to tell his mother! The next morning, when my brother went to school, he met the postman at the door to deliver the letter.

The younger brother immediately said, "Uncle Postman, I tell you, I know the truth of the whole thing!" " "I saw the postman show an incredible expression, and then opened his arm and said to him," So you know everything, good boy … come and give dad a hug … "