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What does it mean that a cook who doesn't want to be a general is not a good tailor?
It's purely funny ~ ~ There are many similar ones ~! Taopu Eleven: There is no road in this world, and there are many people walking, so it is useless to have a road.
Taopu Ten: If one day I gently say "hate" to you, it means that I have deeply hated you.
Taopu Nine: Ugly daughter-in-law will meet God sooner or later.
Taopu Eight: Luoyang's relatives and friends are like asking each other, and they have a good hand. Taste eight-treasure tea and sleep in Babaoshan
Taopu 5: Play WORLD and DREAM
Taopu 4: Busy, talk about something, don't worry, talk about the whole thing
Taopu 3: If this doesn't count as 2, what am I sad about
Taopu 2: The sky in Xuanwu District is sunny, and the people in Tongzhou District like it very much, shouting to Chaoyang District: Dabaizi! You are awesome! ! ! !
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1. Money is not the problem, but no money.
2. If diamonds last forever, one will go bankrupt.
3. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.
4. One mountain can't accommodate two tigers, unless there is a male and a female.
5. Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.
6. It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but a panda.
7. If I'm drunk, I won't obey anyone, so I'll hold the wall.
8. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no way out.
9. Effect of contraception: If it is not successful, it will become an adult.
1. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.
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Crosstalk from Degang Guo
"A tailor who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good driver."
what you said may be a misinformation.
I found this, but it's still different from what your friend said. Maybe your friend said it wrong.
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