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500 words of interesting things between me and small animals.
I gave the rabbit a name: white, white likes to eat vegetables and ingredients best. Because nutrition is too expensive, I buy food for free. That's it. Dad buys food with fifty cents every day.
After a few days, the rabbit seems to have grown up. Grandma jokingly said, "I'll cook it for you!" " ""no! " I quickly picked up the rabbit and held it in my arms. I said seriously, "It's my good friend. Do not cook! """Haha, unless you let it lay eggs!" Grandma said with a smile.
I think: hens can lay eggs, and rabbits should also lay eggs.
I just wait ... my mother sees me staring at the rabbit every day and always asks, "What are you doing?" I said, "I'm waiting for the rabbit to lay eggs." "Silly boy, rabbits can't lay eggs." Mother patted me on the shoulder and said.
"Oh, really!" I bowed my head shyly.
Open your mouth when you are hungry and jump up when you are happy.
You have to take it out for nothing at night, or you will run around for nothing.
Its whole body hair is white, with a pair of slender ears, even bloodshot eyes can be seen clearly; Two red eyes, like two red pearls; Mouth upturned, very cute; That furry round tail is like a ball; Its front legs are short, its rear legs are long, and it walks very fast.
The bad habit that I hate most in vain is-defecating everywhere.
When you bully it, it will pull the toilet that people have just wiped on the floor, making it dirty and smelly.
Rabbits can be naughty sometimes! One day, I took the rabbit out to play and was very happy.
Suddenly, the rabbit squeaked and ran around, as if dissatisfied with the surrounding scenery.
I have no choice but to take it to the amusement park.
As soon as he arrived at the amusement park, the rabbit jumped from one place to another and soon ran away.
When I was anxious like an ant on hot bricks, I found a furry ball carrying me, so I ran over and squatted down to see that the rabbit was flapping something like a butterfly. I took a closer look, and it turned out that the rabbit and Hua were fighting sumo! It pounced on the butterfly covered in mud, but still failed to catch the flower.
I remember one time, I didn't know what to write in my weekly diary. I came across a rabbit, so I observed it.
I just found that it sleeps in the same position as ours. You look so cute when you sleep. Its nose has been moving, and its mouth has been making sounds, as if it were snoring.
I looked at it and couldn't help laughing. I said to myself, "Oh, that's how rabbits sleep!" " "
Rabbit's eating habits are more unique. It prefers vegetables to carrots.
Once, I put carrots, apples and vegetables in front of it. I didn't expect it to eat vegetables with relish.
He likes eating fruit very much. Seeing him hungry, I gave him a lot of vegetables.
Unexpectedly, it was so full that it fell asleep.
My rabbit is so cute, I like it.
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