Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Complain about mathematics with sentences

Complain about mathematics with sentences

With the rapid development of social networks, more and more people like to post comments online to record and share meaningful things in life. What kind of talk is unique? Below are the sentences I compiled for you to complain about mathematics for your reference. I hope it can help friends in need.

1. Ninety-nine percent of students will start to want to go to school after the 5-day holiday, because you will find that sleeping at home until noon is not as good as sleeping in math class. I slept soundly for a few minutes while watching one classic joke after another on the computer, but it couldn't be more funny than the complaints made by my deskmate. I was lying on the sofa eating snacks, but not as happy as everyone was sharing a bag of potato chips. I was full of mobile phones aimlessly. Looking for someone to chat with in the world is not as good as talking nonsense for ten minutes after class.

Secondly, from the looks of it, I will be posting something about mathematics every night from now on.

3. I haven’t stopped complaining about Super Junior Password the whole time: Can you tell me which class I can skip on the first day of school? What qualifications do you have to be unhappy in math class?

4. I want to learn mathematics. I was cheated on my temporary job, but I didn’t complain because I was sensible.

5. Let’s complain about that annoying man again. He likes to say wow very much. In a math class, he will say a lot of wow and explain very simple questions. He will also say wow, he is really awesome. Is there something wrong with this? Wow, how big are you? I was so annoyed when I heard him babbling over there with Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden in class.

6. It’s not because I’m a math major that I’m discriminating against people who don’t do well in math. I’ve never discriminated, really, but I really can’t help but want to complain. How could I know? What about those people who don’t know that one meter is equal to 0.01 meters but don’t know that one meter is equal to 100 centimeters

7. Suddenly I remembered that I have a math teacher in my circle of friends and I have to complain about it.

8. When will the complaint conference be launched? It's like when physical education classes were changed to math in high school and no explanation was ever given.

9. It’s hard to complain about math to my dad. My dad has been saying it for so many years... Mathematics is still not friendly to me after all these years! Be it high school math! Mathematical analysis! Or advanced mathematics! When I encounter something that needs to be simplified and moved, I’m at a loss! fall!

10. Today I told the milk tea guy that a dog from another family is heavier than mine. Then the milk tea guy said that two of his dogs are as heavy as me and complained about my poor math skills.

11. Daily complaints: When watching "Coding", I found that foreigners are really bad at mathematics. They explain the conversion of numbers in various systems back and forth. I'm afraid you don't understand, but electricians are really good, how complicated it is. I dare to draw the circuit diagram, and it doesn’t matter if you understand it or not, just go on... Translation: The M version of Android changed the application permission from agreeing during installation to applying during runtime. This is a function that iOS has long had. , I blew 100, it took us two hours, and we haven’t finished yet

There is a problem with the mathematical equations at 12 and 8 o’clock, so I can only give 2 points for this! The joke daily has become popular and people are making complaints about it.

13. When I see someone, I just want to complain: Who would marry such a person? The quality of life can be so low for a man who once majored in mathematics, OMG! They are all of the same age, but the gap can be so huge! I was shocked.

14. After so many years, I still want to complain about the evil mathematics.

15. As a major in physics, I feel that I can no longer complain. The last one is " "Methods of Mathematical Physics" has already killed me. Anyway, I tried my best, I hope I don't die.

16. I can’t comment on creativity, but I can’t help but complain. This designer’s math skills shouldn’t be much better.

17. After spending a few days at home during the holidays, I want to go to school, because sleeping at home until noon is not as good as sleeping as soundly as the few minutes I secretly lay on my stomach in math class, watching The classic jokes one after another on the computer are not as funny as the complaints made by the classmates at the same table. Aimlessly using the mobile phone to chat with people all over the world is not as good as talking nonsense for ten minutes after class. If the school does not have such things as exams and homework, I would like to stay in school like this for the rest of my life.

18. I suddenly felt a sense of loss about leaving school. I met a person with extremely negative emotional intelligence. I am very scary recently. The other two people in Langya List recently wanted to stay in their dormitory to sleep. Even though they always complain about me, I still have it. I didn't expect that he turned out to be such a sensitive person, and then he was forcibly integrated into a completely different circle. He has big nerves but rich thoughts. He looks cold but is actually very casual. He has a big head and an eye makeup that is not necessarily reliable, and it is difficult to apply mathematics. The teacher couldn't bear it.

19. Most students will want to go to school after the 5-day holiday. You will find that sleeping at home until noon is not as good as the few minutes you secretly lie down in math class and watch the computer. The classic jokes are not as funny as those made by the classmates at the same table. Lying on the sofa eating snacks but not everyone sharing potato chips. Happily using the mobile phone to chat with people all over the world. I don’t want to end class. Ten minutes of nonsense. I’m willing to stay like this. I will stay in school for the rest of my life because there are you, me and him there

20. I did math problems one night and the learning effect was pretty good. But I still want to complain about the digital logic of my French friends.

21. A primary school classmate has been sending me a picture every few days since last semester. The picture is a math problem. The most common thing he said is, how did I draw this? came out. It's not very kind to complain like this, but it always feels weird like this.

22. No more eating cookies in math class. No more cramming English in math class. No more falling asleep in math class. No more small talk in math class. I can no longer make comments and draw emojis on my math homework. I can no longer listen to Goddess Danzi’s lessons. A good ending makes for a new beginning. Hope you are well.

23. It’s not just the public saying that the public is right, it’s the mother-in-law saying that the mother-in-law is right. I was very happy that the answer to the math problem was liked by the male god in the voting circle in the afternoon.

Twenty-four. I really can’t complain. Let’s forget that the drama about youth I watched today is terrible. The 2007 mathematics textbook mentioned in the drama is obviously the one we use now in the senior year of high school, okay? ! Can you be more serious?

25. The older you get, the more friends you have and the less you want to reply and the less you want to post status. In the lonely life of a top student, there are many things that I want to complain about and I can only entertain myself. Will I have a split personality and become depressed when I write mathematics? I feel that for Xiao Transparent, Weibo is the pure land of the soul. I like this feeling that no one pays attention to me.

Twenty-six. Several accounts are in a mess together. I hate dealing with decimal points. I have failed math since junior high school. It’s my fault. I still want to complain about this same flavor. The second bottle of the same flavor is half price... So in order to show Good at math I bought two bottles.

Twenty-seven, the best one is that we actually fell in love with Zhang Ping and Zhang Feng CP! When Zhang Ping took the blame, Zhang Feng was so angry! After getting angry, he didn't forget to complain to the geography teacher. And when the whole class was working hard to learn physics for Zhang Ping, Zhang Feng started the math class in a hurry and said with an iceberg face: Okay, let me tell you about physics now! It’s like he’s possessed by a wife-protecting maniac!

28. I really didn’t want to complain about my arrogant cousin, so I borrowed a math book from him, and then my deskmate and I stuffed a note in it. Is it necessary to hold a grudge until now? Fortunately, he didn't know that we were reading his monthly exam essay out loud in front of the classmates around us, and he complained about it and wrote comments.

29. I looked at the group photo of our mathematics department’s graduation banquet and couldn’t help but complain about the way the students dressed up. Nothing has changed in four years, it's still so boring.

Thirty. Sleeping at home until noon is not as good as the few minutes of secretly sleeping on the bed in math class. Watching one classic joke after another on the computer is not as good as my deskmate. The complaints are funny. Lying on the sofa eating snacks is not as happy as when everyone shares a bag of potato chips. If there is no such thing as exams in school. I would like to stay in school like this for the rest of my life.

31. I find that sleeping at home until noon is not as good as the few minutes I secretly lie down in math class. Watching one classic joke after another on the computer is not as good as However, the complaints from my classmates are funny. Lying on the sofa eating snacks is not as happy as sharing a bag of potato chips. Aimlessly using mobile phones to chat with people all over the world is not as good as talking nonsense for ten minutes after class. If There is no such thing as exams in school. I am willing to stay in school like this for the rest of my life. There are you, me and him.