Jokes to read when you are in a bad mood

First, youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

Second, I chose the zoo for my first party after graduation. The reason is that only here can I feel that I still have a personal appearance!

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but when we are sitting together, you are playing with your mobile phone.

I decided to straighten my earphone and put it aside, then hide it and secretly see how it wraps itself up.

If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before your death.

6. Someone dares to laugh at my cowardice in front of me, because I am too courageous.

Seven, eating together is called spelling rice, and going home together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

Eight, "Your fans actually have 1.2 million, which is amazing!" "What? 1 10,000 are all bought. " "Isn't there another 200,000?" "Buy 1 10,000 and send 200,000!"

9. I signed up for the world lying contest. As soon as he came on stage, the host said, "Wow, you are so beautiful!" I replied shyly: "not beautiful, but looks average!" " As soon as the voice just fell, the organizer sent me the championship trophy!

10. People who smoke have worries, people who drink have stories, and people who smoke and drink burn their heads!

Eleven, going to school is watching different flavors of sleeping pills walking around in front of you every day, there is always one that can make you sleep soundly!

Twelve, people who love to laugh are not too bad luck, because people with bad luck can't laugh at all.

Thirteen, the little snail said, "Dad, I want to be a soldier and patrol the border!" " "Father Snail:" Well, I'll buy you a small map next door tomorrow, and you can patrol next month. "

Fourteen, the most annoying shopping guide chased and asked: "Hello, what can I do for you?" To tell the truth, I just want him to pay for me!

15. Chatting without a common language is like a mess. I don't need the wind to blow. I want to take a shower after a few words.

Sixteen, "Why do parents only look at scores?" "Nonsense, do you think they can understand the topic?"

Seventeen, the teacher asked angrily: Who ate the banana skin on the ground? Xiao Ming stood up and said, I don't know who ate the skin, but I ate bananas.

Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

Nineteen, how dare you lie?

If you like a girl, study hard, find a good job and earn a lot of money. When she gets married, you have to pay more.

Twenty-one, "Why are northerners more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"