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The joke story of coaxing the teacher in kindergarten
It turns out that physical exercise is not good for your health.
Believe it or not, the PE teacher is often sick and can't come to class, but the English teacher is not sick and can help substitute!
3. Our classmate's mobile phone was stolen, and we comforted her: "A broken mobile phone, forget it ..."
She said: "What makes people feel distressed is the photos in the mobile phone. Those youths are probably the best memories. "
We gave her advice and sent a text message to our mobile phone, telling the thief that as long as the photos in the mobile phone are good, in fact, we know in our hearts that we have given up hope.
But unexpectedly, the text message came back soon: "Sorry, it's so ugly, it's all deleted."
4. In the dormitory, I: Who will accompany me to run in the park?
Roommate: You are so fat. I can't help you if you fall.
Your sister. . .
At the end of the exam, the teacher often teaches us not to slack off and not to stay on the grades.
I don't think he knows us at all, because only a few people can do this position, and most people, like me, kneel in front of the results.
6. The Chinese teacher asked the students to make sentences with "que" and "but" and explained: "These two words are turning conjunctions. But' is a small turn, like a small turn, but' is a big turn, like a big turn. "
Xiao Ming immediately said, "My home only takes a few trips to school, but it takes a few trips to grandma's house."
7. In art class, the teacher asked the students to draw portraits, but everyone was busy doing Chinese and math homework, and no one drew them. The art teacher flew into a rage: "Everyone must pay a head before going to school, or they are not allowed to go home!" " "
8. I took part in extracurricular tutoring classes today. The teacher of the extracurricular tutoring class asked a question, looked at me in this direction and said: You are the one with the highest value. Please answer this question!
I stood up shyly and was about to answer when the training teacher added: not you, the one behind, forget it, since you stood up, just you. . .
Me. . . What the fuck are you laughing at? ! !
9. When you grow up, you will find that the college entrance examination is not your only proof. . . No
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