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English is a joke told by the teacher to his classmates.

Monday morning ... while making espresso, an interesting conversation happened. ...

Dad? How did I come into this world?

"Dad, how did I come into this world? 」

Well, my child, I will tell you one day.

"Oh, son, I'll let you know one day. 」

Why not today? Please.

"Please! Why not today? 」

Okay, but listen carefully.

"Well, you listen carefully! 」

Mom and dad met in the Internet cafe.

"Your mother and I met in an Internet cafe.

In the bathroom of the Internet cafe, my father and mother got in touch.

Your mother and I used hyperlinks in the restroom of the Internet cafe.

At that time, my mother downloaded something from my father's memory stick.

Your mother downloaded some data from my mobile hard disk at that time.

When dad finished loading, we didn't use the firewall.

When I finished uploading, we found that we didn't use a firewall.

Because it's too late to cancel or delete.

So it's too late to cancel or delete.

Nine months later, we were infected with a virus.

In this way, nine months later, we finally gave birth to a virus. ]