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What things have you done to deceive yourself and others?
Self-deception is considered ridiculous. When I was a child, I was a naughty person. I made many jokes and did many things that deceived myself and others. I will share them with you below.
When I was a child, I was a very picky eater. I always feel that the food cooked by my parents is not delicious enough, but the food cooked by the neighbor is particularly delicious. Once, my mother and I went to visit the neighbor's house. As we chatted, it was time for them to have lunch soon. I was still young at the time, so I was anxious to go over to eat. I suddenly felt that my appetite was very good. I kept eating one bowl on the left and the other on the right. Even though I was full, I still wanted to eat, pretending that I was not full yet. In the end, I paid a heavy price for what I did. I was sick for several days in a row. It’s so funny to think about it now.
I also did something to deceive myself once, and it was about love. People say that the feeling of first love is beautiful, and I can clearly remember my first love. He was a lovely and beautiful girl. We don't know how, but we ended up together. I feel very lucky. You make me stricter with myself and do my best first. Slowly, I found that we were not suitable for each other, but I still lied to myself that it was okay. In the end, I couldn't escape the test of time, and we separated.
Looking back now, those self-deceptions can be laughed off.
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