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How did you cultivate your ex-boyfriend?

At the class reunion, someone talked about the couple who loved each other to death before, but now they are not together.

Everyone knows this kind of psychology. Listening to other people's stories, especially stories that are worse than their own, is a pleasant thing.

The protagonist in the story, who fell in love with each other in middle school, did 10,000 tricks of fancy dog abuse, and the tricks were not repeated;

The university is still stuck together, and you are jealous of me; Living together for two years after graduation ended a long love run.

I heard that the reason is nothing more than different family backgrounds and economic bases. For the good parents of their children, they exhausted all kinds of obstacles and finally defeated Yuanyang.

It stands to reason that the two sides also gained a beautiful first love. In the future, everyone should cherish themselves and live a good life.

The economically disadvantaged party (I won't say who-who-who in order to avoid raising the problem to the height of male-female opposition) thinks that the other party is too poor and loves the rich, and cruelly abandons itself, regardless of their miserable cohabitation days after graduation.

So the self-righteous victim started a crazy revenge mode by making himself rich. A few years later, the vengeful man drove a luxury car, dressed himself up in various high-end atmospheres, and appeared in front of the other party, screaming at the top of his lungs. ......

When you get it, you throw it in someone's face and tell the poor guy who gives up on himself to die far away. By the way, I didn't forget to take the money at last. This is not for you.

Oh, this is an old story, and it is definitely a dog blood plot that only exists in TV series. I scoffed. I must have made it up.

When telling this joke to Daya, she leaned her elbow on me and said how normal it was.

A few days ago, diaosi man, who once pursued her factory, drove over to invite her to tea and told her that he was now the boss and bought several houses.

This is not to forget the old feelings, but to make Da Ya feel sorry. I heard that you and your wife are still working, right? Look how cool and arrogant I am now. Do you regret rejecting me?

I asked Daya, did you regret it?

Daya giggled. I regret going to tea with him.

Even if some people are rich, they still hate those annoying things at first, and they will never become amiable because they are rich.

Besides, the person you thought you regretted not choosing yourself is still living a colorful life. Are you blind?

In addition to this kind of revenge between two people with money, there are children from poor families who made a fortune outside and returned home a few years later, which made a group of relatives who once looked down on dogs and people regret it.

Or work hard, buy a car or a house, and prove to parents how wrong it was to prefer boys to girls. ......

After so many years of feelings, I have worked hard for this moment and mastered enough materials. Naturally, I should be full of pride. ......

Wake up, other people's lives will not be better because you are down and out, but they will not be unable to live because you have enough to eat and drink. To be honest, how are you doing? None of their business!

A female classmate, who didn't know where she got my contact information, took pains to tell me that she was very happy now, instead of falling in love or even dropping out of school when I was in middle school, which would not have a good result.

I really want to break my head and I can't remember it. Is it not good to make a positive result with the original puppy love object and have a lovely and healthy child? Even if I did say such a thing at that time, it just showed that I had no vision and was wrong.

It's like using money to prove that people who look down on you are wrong. It is really a kind of psychology.

Want to revenge or prove the other party wrong, the reason is untenable, people simply don't remember. Are you realistic about your wealth or happiness?

You are practical, so live a good life. There is no need to show off in front of others. If you are not practical, then you are really unlucky. I still want to sympathize with you.

Because such superficial pride is fragile, it really makes people look down upon it.

On the road to growth, no one is smooth sailing. It's normal for you to be looked down upon, or for someone you once looked down upon. How boring it would be to try to let people who look down on you know that they were wrong.

Because there are higher people who look down on you. People standing at the foot of the mountain, like people at the top of the mountain, are very small in each other's eyes.

Not being recognized at that moment may inspire your fighting spirit and make you better than you are now. When you really become better than before, you may not care about the grievances you suffered at the beginning, and you never want to get recognition and pleasure from those who wronged you.

Because, in the past, people who were still happy with remote control, how can they be regarded as getting better?

On the contrary, the better you become, the more you will remember the people who helped you along the way. Those people never expect you to repay them with a lot of money one day.

Similarly, open your eyes and see those friends around you who really treat you, but because you are rich now, you are willing to get to know you and value you from the heart.

The real revenge is to forget them and live your own life.