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A man looks for a girlfriend according to the standards of conscription. Is this the stupid operation of straight men?
The standard requires that the heart rate be refined to beats per minute, and the blood pressure be refined from cholesterol to triglycerides to blood sugar, from eye vision, vital capacity, uric acid and red blood cell values to body mass index, from body shape to physical condition to medical records.
In fact, what he said in the simplified version is not so strict and rigid, and everyone can understand and understand it. To put it simply, the standard for a man to find a girlfriend is to ask the other person to be healthy, in good shape, with no major medical history and no bad hobbies in the past.
If the man does not use such strict textbook vocabulary to describe it, it is normal and understandable. Obviously, it can't be described in a few words, and we need to find experimental materials in the research room. Maybe this is the straight man!
Logic is hard to explain. Some netizens in the comment area called boy. Is this going to seal up the house? According to the above meticulous standards, it really makes me feel a little dreamy as a person who used to wander in fantasy novel Reading Network.
Before joining a group of friends who have already taken off their orders, I once saw a boy chatting with a girl who was interested in him. Don't sleep at night, girls say they are bored and come to chat with boys. Boys ask her what to talk about, and girls reply casually.
Results That night, boys and girls discussed physical quantum mechanics, and then talked about chemical formulas from Schrodinger's cat. The next night, the boy excitedly began to tell the little girl the plot of the detective suspense book, from psychology to the description of the dead until the person was hacked.
After being hacked, the boys came to the group to talk about it and expressed their regret and incomprehension. He also thinks that the other party can talk to him, and he doesn't understand why others want to hack themselves. Let's ask boys, is it because they don't like that girl that they deliberately talk about this?
Boys retort that they only tell them what they like if they like each other. I can't help but sigh that the logical thinking of straight men is sometimes really confusing.
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