Zhou Libo, my humor is up to me.

There are many illegal buildings in the building. "

Shanghai falling building incident

On June 27th, 2009, a 13-storey residential building under construction in Shanghai collapsed, which triggered a "small earthquake" in Shanghai and even the whole country. Zhou Libo, who always likes to criticize the shortcomings of the times, quipped: "Don't be too sad for real estate developers, your house can still be sold as a bungalow;" If the owner has checked in, there is nothing, but he is in bed when he sleeps and on the wall when he wakes up. "

Set the tone for the stock market

In recent years, China stock market has experienced ups and downs. Zhou Libo, who lives in Shanghai, the financial center of China, has personally felt the impact of the stock market on the lives of Shanghainese. He joked about the China stock market more than once. 00

He ridiculed the madness of the stock market when it was good, and described it like this: "Everyone thinks they are stock gods, and they will earn one if they speculate. Even the aunt who sells onions in the vegetable market said: I have news! " It was even more interesting when he ridiculed the China stock market crash: "Now the China stock market basically belongs to: the boss goes in and the beggar comes out; Talents go in and coffins come out; Doctors go in, idiots come out; Yang Baiwan went in and Yang Bailao came out; If you go in, you want to get rich, but if you come out, you want to be crazy. Go in with two guns, put your hands up, and don't kill them; I want to learn from Buffett and be skinned; Well-off families go in, and the five guarantees are extremely poor; Go in and clap your chest and come out and slap in the face; Men go in and eunuchs come out; Rush in, Zhou skinned out; The size ban has not been lifted, and incontinence. "

Finally, he concluded: "If China's stock market was a science fiction film before 2006 10, it was omnipotent, then it became a thriller from 2007 to 2008."

A great football player

Zhou Libo is a football fan. As we all know, football fans in China are the most helpless and sad fans. Like every football fan, Zhou Libo has a little hatred for China football players. He once humorously satirized China football players and said, "The greatness of China football players is that they are open-minded and eager to learn. They learned to dye their hair and go to nightclubs. They talk like Europeans and play football like primitive people. "

Create harmony

Zhou Libo is a native of Shanghai, and he is deeply touched by some subtle mutual understanding between foreigners and Shanghainese. On one occasion, he jokingly said, "If you want to talk about the bad guys in Shanghai, you have to go for three generations. Which of you three generations has not eaten our Shanghai white rabbit toffee? " I never thought that anyone who wears our dacron shirts in Shanghai is better than ours in Shanghai. "The audience burst into laughter, but Zhou Libo changed the subject:" We Shanghainese commit iniquity. After three generations, none of them are from Shanghai! "

Children's innocence

Zhou Libo likes children very much. He likes that innocence. He once said: "If the children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must lack imagination!" In order to make people care about their children's growth, he also told a joke: "Once I was listening to the radio while driving, a child of 12 years old was on the phone, and called the radio to order a song for his mother: Auntie, I want to order a song for my mother. What song do you want to give your mother? I want to give my mother a song by Aunt XXX called "Why do women bother women?" "

Adjust the stars

Zhou Libo has many star friends and likes to tease stars. The star he teased can be described as "extremely spicy". He said, "Yu-Ching Fei is my favorite singer. He sings beautifully and has a good temperament. This man is disgusting. Think about it, a man, standing on the stage, sissy, but not annoying, this is absolutely difficult! " The audience burst into laughter. He added, "Yu-Ching Fei, I did the math for him. Every time I have a good concert in Shanghai, I run away the next day. He didn't spend money in Shanghai, which is not good for our GDP in Shanghai! "

He made fun of Liu Huan with long hair shawl and said, "You let Liu Huan wear a stand-up collar to rob a bank!"

When he teased Xiaogang Feng, he said, "Xiaogang Feng, his face, if I met him in the alley at 9: 30 at night, Xiaogang Feng would come over like this. I don't want him to do this. I gave him the wallet directly! "

The audience under the stage is already laughing.