Smile after dinner.

joke

1, four old people play mahjong, one lap down, one person goes to the toilet. After going to the toilet, he forgot mahjong and went straight home. The other three people waited for a long time, but when they didn't come back, they decided to look for them. But no one can remember who was playing mahjong with them just now.

Time is ruthless, while you are young, you remember me and I remember you. If you have nothing to do, just get together for a walk, eat and drink, so as not to forget who is who for a long time.

2. I saw a doctor yesterday, took my pulse, and suggested to exercise more, don't buy drinks, drink more boiled water, take more buses or walk, don't eat out, try to be vegetarian and eat less meat and seafood!

I nodded and asked him, what's wrong with me?

The old Chinese doctor said: "The income is too low and the pressure is too great. Not suitable for high consumption. Get angry when you spend money! "

..... What a good doctor!

In the evening, my wife heard her husband crying and woke him up. What's the matter? The husband said that he dreamed that he was married again. The wife said, is this not good? Don't you want to find another one for a long time? Why are you crying? You should be happy. My husband said that when I entered the bridal chamber, I lifted the veil, so it was still you! Wife: Get out!