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What seems reasonable is actually the fallacy of robber logic?
In daily life, the illogical fallacy of short-circuit robbers is always around you and is regarded as the motto of being a man:
1) Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you.
Example 1: Judge, if you don't want to go to jail, you can't judge people.
(Example 2: Do what you want and do for others).
Ex. 3: If I want to hit you, I will.
2) Kill the chicken for the monkey!
Why kill the chicken? Is chicken guilty of murder?
Who committed the crime of killing, the chicken or the monkey?
Why do you want to show it to monkeys? Did the monkey commit a crime or not? If monkeys commit crimes, why not kill monkeys and chickens? Did someone deliberately create an unjust case?
Kill the chicken to show the monkey, such a serious mental illness logic, only people with high neurological disorders can come up with it!
3) Kill a chicken as an example.
Why kill one? Should we kill a hundred people, but only one?
Shouldn't everyone kill a person in order to achieve a horrible effect?
4), gone with the heavy code!
What do laws and regulations usually do?
Why use code when the world is in chaos? Why use heavy code because of chaos? Is it a reason to abuse heavy code indiscriminately? Or in the name of the law, expand the reasons for excessive sentencing?
5) mercy outside the law!
what do you want to do? Why do you want extra-legal mercy? Is the power of kindness stronger than Buddhism? Or love is greater than law? Where is the equality, justice and selflessness of the law?
6) Keep people with swords
Those who should be killed must be guilty. If it's a capital crime, why leave those damn people behind?
Why do people who shouldn't kill ask questions? Are you wronged again? Since the case is not clear, why do you have to operate?
Is dharma a joke?
Let me tell you a joke. Three people go out to do business together, put the copper coins together and take turns to carry them. One day when they saw a park, the three men gave this bag of money to the uncle who was the doorman, and they took care of it until all three of us arrived. You can give it to us. Shortly after entering the door, I saw a pond with good water. It is suggested that we wash our hair together. Some people say we don't have a wooden comb. What should we do after washing? One of them said I could borrow it from the doorman. The man arrived at the door and shouted at two people that he wouldn't give it to me. The two men waved and shouted at the old man, please give it to him. As a result, the man took the wallet and ran away The two men discussed with the old man and said, we ask you to lend us your wooden comb. How can you take his money? Finally, the lawsuit hit the county yamen. The magistrate judged that the old man at the door must pay for both of them. The old man was walking in the street in frustration. He met a seven-year-old child and asked him why he was unhappy and sad. The old man thinks that the princess has already sentenced it, and it's no use telling one of your children. The child keeps asking, tell me, maybe I can help you? As a result, the elderly really don't have to lose money. When the child told the old man, he said, I still have the money, and you two can't come and get it. You have to come together to give it to you.
What this world does not lack is black humor. Some time ago, I heard that a father killed his teenage son in a village. When the police came to arrest people, he calmly told the police that his son was always making trouble at home because he didn't play well and didn't listen. He was killed to cut off the curse. When I was arrested, I shouted: this is our family's business, and you have no right to arrest me. This reminds me of the word "sovereignty". Everyone in this world realizes that the world is a global village. Is there a rule that is universally recognized? If every household does not obey the rules and destroys it at will, it still holds high the banner that "sovereignty" does not allow others to interfere. I wonder where the human world will go. .
I am deeply touched by this!
The first sentence,
Leading cadres want to mess with you,
For no good reason,
In officialdom will throw a wise saying:
You have to have a big picture!
This sentence in officialdom,
It has almost become the official language for leading cadres to attack and belittle their subordinates! All subordinates dare not refute!
The most annoying and disgusting thing is:
Knowing that it was the fault of leading cadres, they deliberately made things difficult or framed them, and they were told by leading cadres that they were grandiose and politically correct!
This is the most shameless thing in the world!
The second sentence: "all for your own good"!
Teachers often say this to students! Everyone should have experience!
Parents often say this to their children!
The third sentence: "Don't let the children lose at the starting line"!
What teachers often say to parents!
Advertising words that merchants often sell to parents!
Money given to foreigners is for absurd international relations, and money given to China people is 36 points. Red generation officials want to pay dividends from Lao Tzu, but money should not be given to ordinary people. Everyone has money, who will be the slave of officials and engage in harmony? It's a mess down there, but the newspaper is full of flowers. What is a well-off society? Ordinary people don't understand, but only know the policy of not encountering pits. But don't make it up when you watch TV and say that you will achieve a well-off society in an all-round way.
Huawei has a high proportion of foreign sales: earning extra money and strong national pride;
Xiaomi has a high proportion of foreign sales: domestic sales are not good, and Chinese people hate it.
Xiaomi has a rich product line: large grocery stores sell everything;
Huawei follows suit to make products: R&D is powerful and rich in products.
Xiaomi gave Qualcomm a patent fee: Qualcomm adopted his son, but he only held his thigh and had no strength;
Huawei pays royalties to Qualcomm: it respects intellectual property rights and takes responsibility.
Xiaomi confiscated Huawei's patent fees: the ability is not enough, and Diaosi still wants to collect patent fees?
Huawei confiscated Xiaomi's patent fee: national heroes are really atmospheric, but they should still be collected. Xiaomi doesn't know how good it is. ...
Generals and soldiers do different jobs and pay different salaries. And why do teachers do the same job, but the salary is divided into three grades? And junior teachers do more than senior teachers. The title of buying and selling certificate made corrupt officials and eliminated scientists. The evaluation of professional titles is purely to see who can make fakes, who has many connections and who has great power. It is impossible to see who has the ability to teach and educate people! Either the leaders evaluate the seniors or the so-called papers on the internet. Once the seniors are evaluated, they want to find a reason to do something else, and then they start to muddle along, doing less, but earning more than others. Can this kind of job evaluation play a positive role? China's evaluation and appointment of teachers' posts is a shameless and cruel sharp knife, which is used to stifle the enthusiasm of hardworking and upright teachers in the front line! Job evaluation is not fair at all, only dark, dirty and shameless! Because job evaluation has set various restrictions, ostensibly to choose the best among the best, but actually to open the door to power. They can use their power to let themselves and related people evaluate first, and more importantly, they can collect benefits! It is easy to pull connections, find back doors and pay bribes, which is the core of the problem. Looking up, many books in the field of education are taught like shit but advanced, which is the effect of job evaluation! Job evaluation has no effect on improving education and teaching! Instead, it has blackened the education sector! ! !
Destroyed a traditional industry in China, agriculture. A big agricultural country in the world relies on importing genetically modified food to promote a bumper harvest and lacks soup. Workers and peasants in China overthrew the exploiting classes of landlords and capitalists, and god sleeps died, taking root and sprouting, and blossoming. This exploiting class is growing stronger and stronger in China, becoming a great achievement and feature. Isn't this robber logic!
Everyone is equal in capitalist society.
Take power from the pole! Who said that? Does it make sense?
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