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Seven classical Chinese writings
When Zhong Yong was five years old, he had never seen writing tools, and suddenly he cried for them. My father was surprised by this, so he borrowed it from his neighbor's house. He immediately wrote four poems and wrote his own name.
The content of this poem is to support parents and unite people of the same clan, and spread it to the whole town for viewing. From then on, someone asked him to write a poem, and he could finish it at once. The literary talent and authenticity of this poem are worthy of appreciation.
People in the same county were shocked by him and gradually invited his father to be a guest. Some people asked Zhong Yong to write poems with money and gifts. His father thought it was profitable. He took Fang Zhongyong to visit people in the same county every day to stop him from studying.
I've heard a long time ago. In the era of Ming Dow, I followed my late father back to my hometown and met Fang Zhongyong at my uncle's house. He is twelve or thirteen years old.
Let him write poetry, which is out of proportion to what he heard before. Seven years later, I came back from Yangzhou and went to my uncle's house to ask about Fang Zhongyong. My uncle said, "He can disappear completely, just like ordinary people."
Mr. Wang said: our knowledge and understanding ability are innate. His talent is far higher than that of ordinary talented people.
Because he didn't get the education the day after tomorrow, he finally became an ordinary person. Because he is born smart, so smart, he still wants to be an ordinary person without an acquired education. Therefore, those ordinary people who are not born smart now may not be ordinary if they don't receive the acquired education. 2. Mulan weaves one poem after another, and Mulan weaves at the door.
The loom stopped, the loom stopped, and only the girl sighed. Ask the girl with such a sigh, what are you thinking? (Mulan answers) Girl, I didn't miss anything.
I saw the conscription documents last night and learned that the king was recruiting a large number of soldiers. There are so many conscription documents, each with his father's name on it. My father has no adult son, and Mulan has no brother. I am willing to buy saddles and horses instead of my father from now on and apply for them.
Buy horses in the east market, saddles and cushions under saddles in the west market, chews and reins in the south market and whips in the north market. In the morning, I said goodbye to my parents and set off. In the evening, I camped by the Yellow River. I can't hear my parents calling for my daughter, but I can only hear the rushing of the Yellow River.
In the morning, I bid farewell to the Yellow River and set off. In the evening, I arrived in Montenegro. I can't hear my parents calling my daughter, but I can only hear the chirping of horses in Yanshan Hu Bing. March Wan Li to the battlefield, cross the pass, climb mountains and mountains, as fast as flying.
In the cold wind in the north, there was the sound of fighting, and the cold moonlight reflected the soldiers' armored shirts. After countless battles, the soldiers won ten years later.
When he returned victorious, he appeared in front of the emperor, who was sitting in the palace. Mulan, who was awarded the title of meritorious service, was the highest and won more than a thousand gold.
The son of heaven asked Mulan what she wanted. Mulan doesn't want to be an official like Shang. She wants to ride a swift horse and send me back to my hometown with its feet. Parents heard that their daughter was back and helped each other to meet her outside the city; When my sister heard that she was back, she dressed up in front of the door. My brother heard that my sister came back and was busy sharpening the knife and killing pigs and sheep.
Open the door in the east of my boudoir, sit on the bed in the west of my boudoir, take off my shirt, put on my former girl's clothes, arrange my hair as soft as a dark cloud in front of the window, and stick a yellow flower on my forehead in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet my comrades, they were all surprised. They all said that we had traveled together for twelve years and didn't even know Mulan was a girl.
Male rabbits like to scratch their feet, while female rabbits always squint. When they run next to each other on the ground, how can they tell who is male and who is female? 3. "Sun Quan Persuades Learning" At first, Sun Quan, the prince of Wu, said to the general, "Now you are in an important position and have great power. You should study further!" Lv Meng refused on the grounds that there were many military affairs. Sun Quan said, "Do I want you to learn classics and become a learned man? It's just that you need to learn knowledge extensively, so you don't have to delve into it.
You said you had to deal with a lot of things, which one can compare with me? I often read books and feel that I have gained a lot. "Lv Meng began to learn again.
Lu Su, a famous Soochow player, passed by here to discuss world affairs with Yang He. Lu Su was very surprised when he heard this opinion, and said, "Your current talent and strategy are no longer comparable to those of that year!" Lv Meng said: "For ambitious people, after a few days apart, you should polish your eyes and re-examine his talents. Dude, why do you see things so late! " Then Lu Su visited Monroe's mother, became friends with Monroe, and then left. 4. Stomatology There is a person who is good at ventriloquism in Beijing.
One day, there happened to be a grand banquet for guests. In the northeast corner of the living room, an eight-foot high curtain was placed. The ventriloquist sat in the curtain, with only a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood. The guests sat together in front of the curtain.
After a while, there was only a clap of hands from the curtain, and the whole audience was quiet. No one dares to speak loudly. Hearing the barking of dogs in the deep alley in the distance, a woman was awakened, yawned and stretched, and her husband was talking in his sleep.
After a while, the child woke up and burst into tears. The husband is awake, too.
The woman patted the child to feed him, but the child still cried with his nipple. The woman patted the child and hummed him to sleep. Another big boy woke up and kept talking.
At this time, the voice of the woman patting the child with her hand, the hum of coaxing the child in her mouth, the voice of the child crying with her nipple, the voice of the older child just waking up, and the voice of her husband yelling at the older child all came out at the same time, and all kinds of voices were vividly performed. No one in the audience did not cran their necks, squinted and smiled, secretly admiring the performance and thought it was wonderful.
Before long, the husband's snoring sounded, and the woman patted the child slowly and stopped slowly. Vaguely heard the sound of mice listening to cables, pots and pans and other utensils tipping over, and the cough of women in their sleep.
2. Seven pieces of classical Chinese hurt Jin Yong's Fang Zhongyong, who was repaired by the world.
Zhong Yongsheng knew nothing about books and tools for five years and suddenly cried for them; Father, on the other hand, borrowed from it. That is, the four poems are all handwritten and named after themselves. Their poems were written for adoptive parents and families and passed down to a scholar in a township.
Nature refers to things as poetry, and its arts and sciences are considerable. Yi people are very strange, a bit like their father; Or ask for it with money
My father's interest is natural, and he will always pay tribute to the city people and let him be ignorant. I've been listening for a long time.
In Ming Dow, it has been twelve or thirteen years since our ancestors went home and saw them at my uncle's house. To write a poem, you can't call it the smell of the past.
After another seven years, I returned to Yangzhou and asked my uncle how he was. Say, "Everyone's gone!" The prince said, "Zhong Yong's understanding is also an act of God.
It is also blessed, far more virtuous than talents. If a chess piece is owned by everyone, it will not be influenced by others.
He is a man who receives heaven, so he is a saint, and he who does not receive heaven is for all; Today's husband is not subject to heaven, and he is not subject to heaven, only for everyone. "Mulan poetry chirp chirp, Mulan when household weaving. I can't hear the loom, but I hear the woman sigh.
Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women have nothing to think about, and women have nothing to remember.
The military post I saw last night was full of soldiers. The art of war consists of twelve volumes, which contain the names of lords.
Grandpa has no eldest son, Mulan has no big brother, and she is willing to be a pommel horse, so she will sign for him from now on. Buy horses in the east, saddles in the west, reins in the south and whip in the north.
When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the Yellow River splashing. When I bid farewell to the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk, but I didn't hear my parents calling for women, but I heard the chirp of Yanshan Hu Qi.
Wan Li to Rongji, the mountain is flying. The breath of the new moon is golden, and the cold light is iron.
The general died in battle, and the strong man returned in ten years. See you later, the son of heaven is sitting in the hall.
Policy 12 turn, before reward 100. Khan asked him what he wanted, and Mulan didn't need Shang Shulang; I am willing to send my son back to his hometown.
When my parents heard about the woman, they went out to help Guo (Jiang, the first sound); Sister (son, third voice) heard that her sister was coming to do red makeup. When I heard my sister coming, I sharpened my knife at pigs and sheep. Open my East Pavilion door, sit on my West Pavilion bed, take off my wartime robe, wear my old clothes, be the window manager (guest, four tones), and apply decals to the mirror.
When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was both surprised and busy: I spent twelve years together, but I didn't know Mulan was a girl. Male rabbits have messy feet and female rabbits have blurred eyes; When two rabbits walk side by side, can I tell if I am a male or a female? At the beginning of Sun Quan's persuasion, Sun Quan said to Monroe: "You must learn when you are in charge!" There are all kinds of excuses in Lv Mengyong's army.
Quan said, "Do you want to study Confucian classics as a doctor's evil? But when you dabble, look over. Too much talk, who is lonely? I often study alone, and I think it is of great benefit. "
Monroe began to study. After Lu Su visited Yang, he consulted with Meng and said in great shock, "You are a talented person, not a martial monk!" Lv Meng said: "The upright people have been watching for a few days. You know how late it is when you look at something so late." Paimon's mother Su Sui made friends and left the ventriloquism. Beijing has a ventriloquism.
Guests will have a big banquet and an eight-foot barrier will be built in the northeast corner of the hall. The ventriloquist will sit in the barrier with a table, a chair, a fan and a ruler. The guests sat around the screen.
After a while, I smelled the barrier, and my mind was full of silence. No one dared to wow. Hearing the barking of dogs in a distant alley, a woman woke up, yawned and stretched, and her husband was talking in his sleep.
After a while, the child woke up and cried. The husband woke up.
The woman comforts the child to eat milk, the child cries with a nipple, and the woman whispers him to sleep. The other eldest son woke up and kept talking.
When it's true, women clap their hands, their mouths blare, babies cry on their chests, the boss just wakes up, and the husband scolds the boss. All of a sudden, it's wonderful. The full house of guests had no long necks. They listened carefully with their heads held high, smiled and praised silently, thinking it was great.
After a while, the husband began to snore, and the woman's voice gradually disappeared. There was a faint sound of the mouse's sosso, the basin and container overturned, and the woman coughed in her dream.
The guests relaxed a little and gradually straightened up. Suddenly, a big man shouted "fire", so did the husband and the woman.
The two children burst into tears. At that time, hundreds of thousands of people were shouting, hundreds of children were crying and hundreds of dogs were barking.
The voice pulled down by Zhongli, the fiery voice, the whistling wind, and hundreds of works together; There are hundreds of cries for help, shouts of married with children, shouts of grabbing water and splashing water. In this case, there should be some sounds, not the same.
Although people have hundreds of hands and fingers, they can't point to one end; A man has a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues in his mouth. You can't name a place. In this case, the guests didn't frighten their faces, left their seats, stroking their sleeves and arms, and their legs trembled, almost rushing to escape.
Suddenly clap your hands and all kinds of sounds disappear. Remove the screen inside, a person, a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood.
Kuafu went to Japan from Kuafu during the day/drove away (1) and entered Japan (2). Thirst, desire to drink, drink in the river, Wei San; River, nutrition/deficiency, Beiyin/osawa ④.
5. Before dying of thirst. Abandon/its ⑦ staff and turn it into/Deng Lin ⑧.
Kuafu raced against the sun to catch the sunset. He is very thirsty. If he wants to drink water, he will go to the Yellow River and Weishui to drink water. When there was not enough water in the Yellow River and Wei River for him to drink, he went to the great lakes in the north to drink.
He died of thirst on the way before he arrived. Kuafu threw away his cane and turned it into a peach grove.
Confucius traveled eastward and saw two children arguing and asked them why. A son said, "I was close to people when the sun first rose, and I was far away when the sun was in China."
Another child thinks that the sun is far from the sun when it rises, and it is closer to people at noon. A child said, "When the sun just came out, the hood of the car was as big as noon and the plate was as small as usual. Is this the reason why it is not far from the big one?" ? "A son said," It is cool when it comes out of the barn (cāng) at the beginning of the day, just like exploring soup in the middle of the day. Isn't it near hot and far cold? "Upon hearing this, Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong.
Ah Zai came home late, and all the meat in his burden was eaten, leaving only bones. On the way, the two wolves traveled a long way.
Eliminate fear and throw it at the bone. The wolf has a bone to stop, and the wolf still comes from.
After the re-voting, the post-wolf stopped and the former wolf came again. The bones are exhausted.
And the combination of two wolves is the same. Tu was embarrassed. He was afraid of being attacked by the enemy.
There is a wheat field in Gu Ye, where the landowner earns a lot of money. Tu Naiben leaned against it with a knife on his shoulder.
Wolves are afraid to go forward, eyeing each other. When I was a child, a wolf left and a dog sat in front of him.
After a long time, my eyes seem to be useless and very idle. Tu suddenly and violently, one knife to cut the wolf's head, several knives to kill it.
Fang wanted to go, but when he turned to his salary, he saw a wolf hole in it, which was intended to attack him in the tunnel. The body is half in, and only the tail is exposed.
After the slaughter, he died of a broken stock. It was the wolf who fell asleep before enlightenment, and covered it to lure the enemy.
The wolf was afraid, too, but he was killed twice in an instant. What is the geometry of the beast? Stop laughing.
3. All classical Chinese and translated texts in the next issue of Grade 7:
Shāng zhòng yǒng) The loss of Zhong Yong's consciousness Author: Wang Anshi is selected from Collected Works of Mr. Linchuan, Fang Zhongyong, a native of western Shanxi, and was trained by Shi Li. Zhong Yongsheng knew nothing about books and tools for five years and suddenly cried for them; Father, on the other hand, borrowed from it. That is, the four poems are all handwritten and named after themselves. Their poems were written for adoptive parents and families and passed down to a scholar in a township. Nature refers to things as poetry, and its arts and sciences are considerable. Yi people are very strange, a bit like their father; Or ask for it with money My father's interest is natural, and he will always pay tribute to the city people and let him be ignorant. I've been listening for a long time. In Ming Dow, it has been twelve or thirteen years since our ancestors went home and saw them at my uncle's house. To write a poem, you can't call it the smell of the past. After another seven years, I returned to Yangzhou and asked my uncle how he was. Say, "Everyone's gone!" The prince said, "Zhong Yong's understanding is also an act of God. It is also blessed, far more virtuous than talents. If a chess piece is owned by everyone, it will not be influenced by others. He is a man who receives heaven, so he is a saint, and he who does not receive heaven is for all; Today, if my husband doesn't accept the day, he will fix everyone and don't accept it. Is it just for everyone? "
Fang Zhongyong is a civilian in Jinxi County, who has been farming for generations. When Zhong Yong was five years old, he never knew about writing tools.
One day I suddenly cried for these things. My father was surprised at this and lent it to him from his neighbor's house. Zhong Yong immediately wrote four poems and wrote his own name. This poem focuses on supporting parents to have a good relationship with people of the same clan, and spread to the whole town to watch this poem. From then on, he was assigned to write a poem, and Zhong Yong finished it at once. The literary grace and truth of the poem are worth seeing. People in the same county were surprised by this and gradually invited his father to be a guest; Zhong Yong was paid to write poems for Zhong Yong. His father felt profitable. Every day, he took Zhong Yong to visit people in the same county, but he was not allowed to study.
I've heard a long time ago. In the era of Ming Dow, I followed my late father back to my hometown and met Zhong Yong at my uncle's house. He is twelve or thirteen years old. Let him write poems, and the poems he wrote are not as famous as he used to be. Seven years later, I came back from Yangzhou and went to my uncle's house to ask about Fang Zhongyong. I replied, "Just like ordinary people."
Mr. Wang said: your understanding and wisdom are innate. His talent is far higher than that of ordinary talented people. He finally became an ordinary person because the education he received did not meet the requirements. A naturally intelligent person like him has become an ordinary person without an acquired education. Then, can ordinary people who are not born smart and have no education become ordinary people?
Ming Dow: The year number of Song Renzong. Ancestors; This refers to Wang Anshi's dead father. Enlightenment: to gain wisdom. By nature: congenital, by talent: better than talented people; Superior to talented people; Being accepted: refers to the fact that the acquired education fails to meet the requirements.
4. Learn classical Chinese in the second volume of the seventh grade.
Qiu Yi is the best athlete in this country. Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play chess, one to concentrate on playing chess, and Qiu Yi listens; Although one person thought it was a swan, he tried to shoot it with his bow. Although I learned chess from the previous one, chess is still not as good as the previous one. Is it because his intelligence is not as good as the former? That's not true.
Qiu Yi is the best Go player in China. Let Qiu Yi teach two people to play Go. One of them was so absorbed that he listened carefully, pondered and understood everything Qiu Yi said. On the surface, another person is also listening to Qiu Yi's teaching, but in his heart, he thinks the swan is coming and thinks about how to shoot it down with a bow and arrow. Although they learn Go together, the latter is not as good as the former. Is his intelligence inferior to others? Answer: it's not like this.
[translation]
When Confucius traveled eastward, he saw two children arguing and asked them what they were arguing about.
A child said, "I think the sun is close to people when it first comes out, and far away from people at noon."
A child said, "I think the sun is far when it first comes out and near at noon."
A child said, "When the sun first came out, it was as big as the roof of a carriage." By noon, it's as big as a plate, isn't it far (it looks)
Small and close (looks) big? "
(Another) A child said, "It's cool as soon as the sun comes out, and it's like entering a bathhouse at noon. Isn't that as close as possible? "
The hotter, the farther away. Is it getting cold? "
Confucius can't decide (who is right and who is wrong). Two children laughed at Confucius and said, "Who said you were learned?"
5. Usage of "er" and "zhi" in the second volume (mid-term) of the seventh grade Chinese: The usage of "er" in classical Chinese is juxtaposed with "er".
Grammatically, there is no difference between the two verb-object structures before and after the connection of "er", and there is no progressive and turning relationship. "Giving up life for righteousness" is interpreted as giving up life for morality.
The following is a summary of the usage of "He"! And (1) the second personal pronoun, (2) is usually used as an attribute somewhere, and the mother is standing here. (2) Adverb, translated as "Jiu, Jiu".
But when will you be happy? (3) The coordinate relation of conjunctions is generally not translated. The crab kneels six times and pinches twice.
Progressive relationship, translated as "and" or "and". A gentleman is knowledgeable, but he can help himself.
Take over the relationship and translate it into "JIU" and "Jie". We are eager to return, but we send it loudly on the water.
Turning relationship, translated as "but" or "but". Green comes from blue, and green is blue.
Hypothetical relationship, translated as "if" or "if". What is the geometric separation when knowing death? ⑥ Modifying the relationship and connecting the adverbial and the head word can be translated into "ground" or not.
I've been thinking about it all day. I might as well learn it in a minute. Causality is translated as "therefore".
I also regret that I can't travel with my husband. 8 table metaphor, translated as "like".
The army was taken aback and the situation was not good. In this paper, 25 words "er" are used to express the relationship of juxtaposition, acceptance, modification and turning. Think about the usage of "er" in the following sentences, understand their respective tones, and explore the light and heavy pronunciation of "er".
(1), the satrap and the guests come here to drink ... and the year is the highest (progressive, rereading) (2), Ruofu ... Cave (career, light reading) (3), back to back, returning at dusk (decoration, light reading) (4), the stream is deep and the fish is fat (tied) ("Ma Shuo, Who's the name? Monks in the mountains are also wise and immortal.
("Drunk Pavilion Preface") 3. Because its territory is too clear, you can't stay long, but remember it. (Biography of Pond) 4. Hearing the sound of water, such as singing a bell, makes you feel happy.
(Biography of Pond) 5. Take the screen down and have a look. Just one person, one table, one chair, one fan and one foot. ("Stomatology") 6. Look at it. Look at it again.
(Debate on Cao Gui) Analysis of the above examples shows that when "zhi" is used after a verb, the usage of "zhi" is a pronoun and the object of the verb before it. Second, the usage of "zhi" as a verb, please see the following example: 1, where do I want the South China Sea? ("Encouraging Learning") 2. Goodbye Meng Haoran on the way to Yangzhou ("Goodbye Meng Haoran on the way to Yangzhou") 3. Farewell to Vice Governor Du for his post in Shu.
(Chen She family) From the above example, we know that "zhi" as a verb has rules to follow. The verb "zhi" is usually followed by a place noun, such as Nanhai, Guangling, Zhou Shu and Langshang. There are names or personal pronouns in front of them, such as "I", "Meng Haoran" and "Du Shaofu". Although there is no direct name in Example 4, it is obvious that Chen She is omitted from the example.
The whole sentence should be "someone goes somewhere" Thirdly, the usage of "zhi" as an auxiliary word is complicated. There are roughly three kinds of junior middle schools: 1 and "zhi" as a structural auxiliary word "de".
When you see a small thing, you must carefully examine its texture, so you will find it interesting from time to time. ("Children's Fun") With the strength of old age, you can't destroy a hair on the mountain. What are things like dirt and stones? ("Yu Gong Yi Shan") Three customs pass the pheasant dove, in Hezhou.
("Guan Yu") 4 prisons, large and small, although unobservable, must have feelings. ("Cao Gui Debate") (5) The intention of losing the child is only to kill the minister.
("Lost") 6 I want to live in peace and tranquility in a place of 500 miles, and Anlingjun can promise me! From the analysis of the above examples, we can see that when the word after "zhi" is a noun (such as "interest", "week", "prison", "meaning" and "land") or a noun phrase (such as "Mao"), "zhi" is used as a structural auxiliary word. 2. "Zhi" is used between the subject and the predicate and is not translated.
It's embarrassing, you won't benefit! (Yu Gong Yi Shan) Xu Gong is not as beautiful as a gentleman. (Zou Ji satirizes Chabr, King of Qi) ③ Children are not fish, but they know the joy of fish? ("Zhuangzi Keiko You Haoliang") (4) Take the world as you please and attack your relatives.
("Get more help from the Tao, get less help from the Tao") 5 Worry about the world first, and enjoy the world later. It can be seen from these examples that when "zhi" is used between a noun or pronoun (subject) and a verb or adjective (predicate), "zhi" is not translated.
3. "Zhi" plays the role of regulating syllables and does not translate. This usage is rare in junior high school, for example: ① After a long time, my eyes seem to fade and I am very idle.
("Wolf") On the ridge of ploughing, I felt sorry for a long time. (Chen She's home) 3456 It can be seen that this kind of "zhi" is often used after adverbs of time to adjust syllables without translation.
When used as a pronoun, it can be divided into several situations: (1) can replace people, things and things. Dai is the third person.
Translated into "he" (they) and "it" (they). Be an object or part-time language, not a subject.
For example, write "Shi Shuo" to make it last. ("Shi Shuo" acts as an object. )
Let it happen. ("Encouraging learning" is a substitute for things and a part-time term. )
People are not born to know. ("Shi Shuo", on behalf of things, for things. )
(2) demonstrative pronouns, indicating near reference. It can be translated into "this" and is usually used as a plural attribute.
Such as: the second policy. (Biography of Lian Po and Lin Xiangru) 2. Used as an auxiliary word, there are also several situations: (1) structural auxiliary word, the sign of attribute.
Used between the attributive and the head word (noun), it can be translated into "de", and some cannot be translated. For example, if we can compete with China with the masses in wuyue.
(Battle of Red Cliffs) The existence of Tao is also the existence of teacher (Shi Shuo) (2) The sign of structural auxiliary words and complements. Used between the head (verb, adjective) and the complement, it can be translated as "de".
For example, the ancients' views on heaven and earth, mountains and rivers, vegetation and birds and beasts often gained something and sought the depth of thinking without exception. (You Baochan) 3 Structural auxiliary words, the symbol of prepositional objects.
Used after the advanced object and before the verb predicate or preposition in translation.
6. The first volume of the seventh grade II Classical Chinese People's Education Edition The first volume of the seventh grade II Classical Chinese original text, translated 5 "On" original text: Jin Ximin, Shi Ligong.
Zhong Yongsheng lived for five years and didn't understand books and tools. Suddenly he cried for it. The father, on the other hand, borrowed from the side and approached it, that is, four sentences of books and poems, which were named after themselves.
His poems were written for adoptive parents and families and passed down to a scholar in a township. Nature refers to things as poetry, and its arts and sciences are considerable.
People in the city are very surprised. They are a little nicer to their father or beg with coins. My father's interest is natural, and he will always pay tribute to the city people and let him be ignorant.
I've been listening for a long time. In Ming Dow, it has been twelve or thirteen years since our ancestors went home and saw them at my uncle's house.
To write a poem, you can't call it the smell of the past. Seven years later, I returned to my uncle's house from Yangzhou and asked him, "Everyone has left."
The prince said, "Zhong Yong's understanding is also an act of God. It is also blessed, far more virtuous than talents.
If a chess piece is owned by everyone, it will not be influenced by others. He is a man who receives heaven, so he is a saint, and he who does not receive heaven is for all; Today's husband is not subject to heaven, and he is not subject to heaven, only for everyone. Fang Zhongyong, a villager in Jinxi, has been farming for generations.
When Zhong Yong was five years old, he had never seen writing tools. (One day) He suddenly cried for these things. His father was surprised by this and borrowed it from his neighbor. He immediately wrote four poems and wrote his own name.
His poems are aimed at supporting parents and uniting people of the same clan, and spread to the whole town to appreciate his poems. After that, he was asked to write a poem, and he wrote it immediately. The literary talent and authenticity of this poem have merits.
People in the same county thought his talent was strange and gradually invited his father to be a guest. He was asked to write poems with money. His father made it profitable. Every day, he took Zhong Yong to visit people in the county and wouldn't let him study.
I've heard a long time ago. During my stay in Ming Dow, my late father and I returned to my hometown and met Zhong Yong at my uncle's house. He is twelve or thirteen years old, so asking him to write poems is nothing compared with what I have heard before.
Seven years later, I came home from Yangzhou and went to my uncle's house to ask about Zhong Yong. (Uncle) said, "Just like ordinary people." Mr. Wang said: "Our understanding and wisdom are innate.
His talent is much higher than that of ordinary talented people, and he finally became an ordinary person because he didn't get the education the day after tomorrow. Like him, he was born smart and became an ordinary person without education. Now, can those who are not born smart, but ordinary people who don't receive acquired education become ordinary people? (refers to worse than ordinary people) 15 "Sun Quan Persuades Learning" Original: At the beginning, Quan said: "If you are in charge, you must learn! "Lv Mengyong army has all kinds of excuses.
"I don't want you to be a doctor alone! But when you dabble, look over. Too much talk, who is lonely? I often study alone, and I think it is of great benefit. "
Monroe began to study. After Lu Su visited Yang, he consulted with Meng and said in great shock, "You are a talented person, not a martial monk!" Lv Meng said: "The upright people have been watching for a few days. You know how late it is when you look at something so late." Lu Su met Lu Meng's mother and became friends with Lu Meng.
At first, Sun Quan said to Lv Meng, "Now that you are in power, you have to study!" Lumeng asked for forgiveness on the grounds of many military affairs. Sun Quan said, "Do I want you to study Confucian classics and become a scholar who teaches Confucian classics? All you have to do is have a general look and get to know the history.
You said military affairs were busy, can you compare with me? I often read books, which I find very beneficial. "So Lv Meng began to learn.
Lu Su came to Xunyang and discussed it with Monroe. He was surprised and said, "Your talent and strategy are no longer Amon in Wuxian!" Lu Meng said: "For ambitious people, after a few days apart, they should look at it with a new eye. Big brother, how come it's so late to recognize things! " In this way, Lu Su met Monroe's mother, became friends with Monroe, and then left. 20 "Stomatology" Original: There are people who are good at ventriloquism in Beijing.
Guests will have a big banquet and an eight-foot barrier will be built in the northeast corner of the hall. The ventriloquist will sit in the barrier with a table, a chair, a fan and a ruler. The guests sat around the screen.
A moment later, I heard the sound of a beat from Wickwood inside the screen. The whole room was silent, and no one dared to speak loudly. Hearing the barking of dogs in a distant alley, a woman woke up, yawned and stretched, and her husband was talking in his sleep.
After a while, the child woke up and cried. The husband woke up.
The woman comforts the child to eat milk, the child cries with a nipple, and the woman whispers him to sleep. The other eldest son woke up and kept talking.
When it's true, women clap their hands, their mouths blare, babies cry on their chests, the boss just wakes up, and the husband scolds the boss. All of a sudden, it's wonderful. The full house of guests had no long necks. They listened carefully with their heads held high, smiled and praised silently, thinking it was great.
After a while, the husband began to snore, and the woman's voice gradually disappeared. There was a faint sound of the mouse's sosso, the basin and container overturned, and the woman coughed in her dream.
The guests relaxed a little and gradually straightened up. Suddenly, a man shouted "fire", the husband shouted, and the woman shouted.
The two children burst into tears. At that time, hundreds of thousands of people were shouting, hundreds of children were crying and hundreds of dogs were barking.
The voice pulled down by Zhongli, the fiery voice, the whistling wind, and hundreds of works together; There are hundreds of cries for help, shouts of married with children, shouts of grabbing water and splashing water. In this case, there should be some sounds, not the same.
Although people have hundreds of hands and fingers, they can't point to one end; A man has a hundred mouths and a hundred tongues in his mouth. You can't name a place. In this case, the guests didn't frighten their faces, left their seats, stroking their sleeves and arms, and their legs trembled, almost rushing to escape.
Suddenly clap your hands and all kinds of sounds disappear. Remove the screen inside, a person, a table, a chair, a fan and a piece of wood.
There is a person who is good at ventriloquism in Beijing. In order to welcome the distinguished guests at the banquet, an eight-foot barrier was set up in the northeast corner of the hall. The ventriloquist sits in the barrier, with a table, a chair, a fan and a wake-up call.
The guests sat around together. After a while, I only heard a clap of awakening wood from the boundary. The audience was silent, and no one dared to speak loudly.
Hearing the barking of dogs in the deep alley in the distance, a woman was awakened, yawned and stretched, and her husband was talking in his sleep. Then the child woke up and cried loudly.
The husband is awake, too. The woman stroked the child to feed, and the child cried with the nipple. The woman patted the child and hummed him to sleep.
Another big boy woke up and kept talking. At this time, the woman patted the child's voice with her hand, hummed the child in her mouth, the child cried with a nipple, the voice of the older child just waking up, and the voice of the husband yelling at the older child all happened at the same time.
There is not a guest in the audience who doesn't cran his neck and smile with his head tilted.
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