Humorous joke: people are really tired when they are alive, so they are called people.

People are really tired when they are alive, so they are called people.

2、

Dialogue between men and women in blind date.

W: Do you have a room?

M: Yes.

Woman: Do you have a car?

M: Yes.

W: Do you have any savings?

M: Yes.

Woman: Great!

M: Not bad!

Woman: Leave a mobile phone. Let's keep in touch.

Man: I just don't have a fucking cell phone.

3、

I went to the hospital two days ago and hung up the expert number. The doctor looked at it, then told me the name of the disease and prescribed medicine for me. In the process of prescribing medicine, I asked what caused it. The doctor said, "Go home and search online!"

4、

A man wanted to break up with his girlfriend, who hysterically shouted, "You ungrateful thing, I am so good to you. I will give you clothes when you are cold, and I will give you food when you are hungry. Even if you come back late, I dare not wash and rest if you don't sleep! " The man couldn't help saying, "That's because you dare not face me!" " "

5、

Today, I went shopping and saw a beggar in the street. His foot seems to be disabled. I felt sorry for him, and then I went to him.

I asked him, "Grandpa, what happened to your foot?"

Grandpa said he was disabled.

I said, "How can you thank me for fixing your foot?"

Grandpa said, "Give me all his money."

Then I took the money and ran, and my uncle followed me. Later, I cured my uncle's foot.