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Not afraid of snow, ice and heat (Qing Palace)
Author: Aristolochia
Juyan
Fifty years of Kangxi, winter.
Qiao Xuan rubbed his hands hard, and his frozen fingers finally felt something. Tonight, Jiu Ge invited starling, 10th elder brother, 14th elder brother and their families to Beizi's house to see a play. Her position in the room is not high, and she is only arranged to sit in the corner farthest from the stage. Because no one came to add carbon in time, the carbon stove next to her had already gone out. She wrapped herself in a blue cotton gown, but she still had two chills. I saw Fujin elder brother in the middle two tables in the stands are well dressed, and the heaters around him are all burning red and bright, and several wives who are afraid of the cold are also holding stoves. Sighed, picked up a small glass of wine on the table and drank it, but it was cold.
Her face is only a little delicate and pretty, and Amar is just a commander of the seven-product flag of the Han army. When she entered the palace, she was only assigned to the maid who washed clothes for Queen Rong Fei. I thought I was going to spend a long ten-year ban, but I didn't want to fall in love with Jiu Ge.
That day, she was hanging clothes in Palace of Gathered Elegance's backyard, humming folk songs from her hometown.
"What's your name?" A dumb and magnetic voice sounded from behind.
Qiao Xuan suddenly turned around and saw a young man lounging on the colonnade on the steps, looking at himself with great interest. Dressed in a royal blue robe, wearing a silvery white jacket with rolling gold thread, and dangling a whip in his hand, he is very handsome and well-proportioned.
"Handmaiden Qiao Xuan has seen Jiu Ge." She quickly put down her clothes and knelt down to kowtow.
It was quiet all around, except for the rustle of autumn wind blowing through the buttonwood. The chin ached slightly, and a whip handed me a handle, gently lifting her face. Facing the light, Qiao Xuan looked at the person in front of him in a trance. Among many Wang Zizhong, Jiu Ge and Prince Edward are the best. Others say that they look like his biological mother Fei Yi, so their faces are feminine. Fortunately, the two thick knife-shaped eyebrows added a bit of heroic spirit. But during the Ninth Five-Year Plan, I was always unhappy and not as kind as during the Eighth Five-Year Plan, so every time I met him, I always knelt in the crowd and didn't dare to look at it again, but looking at those deep eyes, I lost my mind-
From then on, she entered Beizifu, and at that time, I didn't know how many sisters were suffering with her in the palace. Who knows, when she entered the mansion, she realized that she was just a little maid-in-waiting who was occasionally attracted by her romantic brother. Over time, the thick honey juice at the beginning turned into sour tears every night, and the minions were gradually indifferent and neglected by the initial flattery because they fell out of favor.
"Are you the maid-in-waiting I got from Queen Rong Fei?" The day before yesterday, Mr. Lang's sarcastic voice was still in my ear: "This kind of beauty has also entered my eyes, and I don't know what flattering means I used!"
Lang's hand caressed her cold face and smiled: "This skin is still tender, but it's a pity-"Qiao Xuan added a finger print to her face while speaking. "I feel down a peg or two for a few days and I don't know my weight. I am a miserable wretch! "
Qiao Xuan consciously wronged, again afraid of lang's position. She felt defenseless and wept silently.
"What's the matter?" Coming over, I glanced at her and asked Lang calmly, "What is your status in broad daylight, and you are not afraid of being laughed at when you come out?"
Lang pursed his lips and said, "The sixth day of this month is my birthday. During the day, you said to come to my room at night, and suddenly you got into the flatterer's nest. I don't know what she is better than me? "
Yin Yan doesn't like the jealousy between wives and concubines, but when she is angry, her heart breaks. She smiles and says, "I was negligent. Ten brothers drank two more cups that day and forgot about you for the time being. I am here to send you a gift. "
"Who wants it!" Langmo snorted.
Yin Yan whispered in her ear, "A French businessman gave me a bottle of perfume the other day. I wanted to give it to Wan Qing. Now I'll give it to you first. You haven't been yelling at me that the perfume of the Western Tribute is too strong. I smell this bottle of perfume is elegant, you must smell good! "
Lang evaded, saying, "I want to give something to my sister, and you have given it. If she knew, she wouldn't be angry with me. You deliberately hurt me! "
"I don't want to hurt you. It's too late for me to hurt you! " Yin Chan made fun of her when she saw that her cheeks were flushed and her eyes were full of spring scenery.
Lang spat at him: "Bah!" And ran away.
Yin Yan is full of energy now, and will soon catch up.
Qiao Xuan stupefied looking at the back of two people, only feel a chill surge out from the back, deep into the heart and lungs, face injury is still dull pain, but no longer shed tears.
The Palace of Eternal Life is being sung on the stage. Emperor Tang Ming and Yang Guifei swore an oath to the moon.
This time, your brother's face is not good. In the past two years, this group of brothers, headed by Yin Gui in May, have lost power and influence in front of the emperor. Last September, Mei was knighted,1February. Although he was named Baylor, his favor has changed.
"The Chinese New Year is coming, JIU ge. Is the gift for the old man ready? " On May 10, I turned my face, but I saw Yin Wan staring at the player who played Yang Guifei on the stage.
He glanced at the actor and said, "Isn't this the pillar of the Rongqing class?" His noble lady appearance can be regarded as a beautiful scenery in Beijing! "
When I saw the imperial concubine smiling at everyone on the stage, I suddenly opened my eyes, looked at the contestants carefully, and then whispered, "God, don't forget about fooling around on weekdays." Toy Boy must not be allowed! The prince can be destroyed in this work! After so many years, why haven't you let go! "
Yin Yan came to his senses and said with a wry smile, "If I can quit early, why bother today!"
Hearing this, I sighed helplessly and drank two strong drinks.
The women at the other table are laughing and laughing, worrying about the DPRK. As long as they stick to their posts, they will have no worries.
But seeing Shu Fujin's Shi Lang radiant and bejeweled, she joined the government last year. In the last two months, she and Fujin around Hong Yan successively gave birth to May Red Quantico and May Red Ding. Yin Yan only cares about her, but she has been following her Hong Yan since she was 18 years old. Lang is really a beauty in a million. Because I am young and in favor, I can't help being overbearing. She hated her other concubines, gnashed her teeth and cursed her secretly.
Lang warmly greeted other Defoe Fujin, and seemed to have put himself above his deskmate. Now everything in the family is presided over by Wan Qing of Wan Yan. He is indifferent on the surface, but not bad-hearted, and treats people fairly. Now see Hong Yan's calm, without any unhappiness on her face, others see in the eye, can't help secretly admire.
Just when Lang was not satisfied, the figure flashed in front of her, scaring her to spill the wine and waiting for the attack. At first glance, the culprit is a little girl carved with powder and jade, and it is not the four squares of blue and silver in the house. Tired of playing with other Xiaomei Gege, Lan Yin ran to this table to get the cake. She is too young to reach them. Hong Yan stood up, put two pieces in a handkerchief and handed them to her. She also told her to walk carefully and not to trip. Lan Yin took the cake and glanced at Lang's wet new clothes. Knowing that this is a master he can't be taunted, Lang smiled generously: "Nothing, go to Gege." I ordered to go back to my room and change.
Everyone in Beizifu knows that Yi Yin is very strict in disciplining children, but he loves these four corners. Not to mention food and clothing, nor how many jade antiques have been smashed on weekdays. Just mention a concubine who entered the government at the same time as Lang last year. On the appearance is not below her, proficient in temperament. Yi Yin can be said to be her favorite person. At that time, Lang was also far behind. Yuji accidentally hit Sigege, because she didn't look down on people at first, and because she was angered by a willing heart, she was ruthlessly driven out of Beizifu by Yi Yin. At the beginning of the year, Sigege got an acute illness. Yi Yin left everything behind, held her in her arms all night, and did everything by herself until Gege recovered. So everyone in the government said, "There is a way to do everything, which will offend Siegel."
Thinking about it, Lang accidentally sprained his ankle and tripped. Fortunately, the maid on the side gave him a hand. Although she didn't fall, she pushed the porter on the side. She was unhappy, and now she's adding fuel to the fire. As soon as she opened her mouth, she scolded, "Which bastard came at me and didn't have eyes?"
There is a faint sigh; "Ah, did the master fall?"
While speaking, someone flashed out and slapped Lang: "Who are you? Dare to be presumptuous here! "
Gui Ye
Suddenly they all blindsided and looked at each other inexplicably. They saw that she was only a girl of about twenty years old, with a beautiful face and a red coat, just like her temper.
Seeing that he was beaten by a little girl who came out of nowhere, Lang became angry and ordered slaves to tie her up with crutches.
The two pages were about to go forward when the servant girl sneered, "You don't know who your serious master is, so you have to investigate me. Are you going to die? "
Seeing her fearless face, the attendants were at a loss and hesitated.
Shi Lang was very angry and wanted to go forward, but he was stopped. He looked back and saw that it was Yi Yin. Suddenly he sobbed, "Sir, you must get this justice back for my wife!"
When the servant girl saw it, the frost on her face eased slightly, but when she saw Lang snuggling beside her, she held her head high and stared at herself, not to be outdone. A maid with a yellow coat behind her, when she saw Yi Yin, quickly took her by the hand and kowtowed together, saying, "Handmaiden, please greet your gentlemen! Your master is in good health and lives a long life! "
"Isn't this the girl with soft sword?" Yin Zhen, the 14th elder brother who followed, shouted sharply, "Why did you two come all the way back from Shengjing?"
"Fourteen younger brother, I haven't seen you for four years, so I haven't improved. They naturally followed their master! "
Hearing the crisp sound like an oriole, Qiao Xuan's heart trembled for a while, and looking down everyone's eyes, she saw a young woman approaching slowly. A water-green printed brocade cheongsam, a red fox collar, leather boots of the same color on the feet, a silvery white rabbit fur trench coat, a simple bun on the head and a fragrant jade chrysanthemum hairpin on the head, just like floating clouds in Ran Ran.
Under the light, her delicate face was outlined, emitting a faint soft light. She smiled at everyone, only knowing that the jade face was hibiscus and her eyes were shining.
After a while, Yin Zhen stammered, "Jiusao, you-you're back!"
On the other side of the stage, a faint voice came: "How we wish two birds could be one, fly in the sky, grow together on the earth, two branches on a tree. Forever, and this endless sadness continues, forever-"
"Mom!" Lan Yin threw herself into the young woman's arms and wept with joy. "You can leave Shengjing? How are you? "
The young woman leaned over, touched Laner's little face and said with a smile, "My Laner has grown taller than when she came to Shengjing last year. She will soon become a big girl! "
Lang Xianping doesn't want to clash with Dong Eshi, the official residence in September. Since entering the yamen, she only heard that this official residence has been in poor health and has been in Shengjing's hometown for many years. There are also rumors that this official residence was actually sent to Shengjing by Yi Yin in the name of illness. Thought of here, she looked up at Yin Gui and was relieved to see him look dignified and unhappy.
The young woman turned her eyes from her daughter's face to Yi Yin, paused for a moment, and then slowly looked behind him and said, "Starling, tenth and fourteenth brothers haven't seen each other for several years. How is everyone?"
"Sister Chen Fang!" Before anyone could answer, the embattled Hong Yan's family couldn't help running over, holding her hand and muttering, "You have been hiding in Shengjing for years and leading a quiet life. I don't know how much I miss you. What's more, JIU ge dumped you. I several times-"
"hey!" Seeing her outspoken, Yinzhen quickly shouted: "Don't talk nonsense!"
Shi Xin's body trembled and saw Yin Renren, whose eyes were livid ... Vomitted to stick out his tongue in embarrassment, and Fang, who was hiding behind the dust, looked pitifully.
Yin Zhen had a headache and knocked on her forehead. Fang Chen covered her mouth and smiled gently: "I like to explain Xin so bluntly." What's the big deal, 14th brother? Yixin is still young, so don't scare her. You are not as sensible as Yixin at her age! I know that you have been highly valued in front of the emperor in recent years, but in the eyes of our brothers and sisters, you are still the little fourteen who will cry when he sees crabs! "
Everyone else laughed out loud. "Jiusao!" Yin Zhen blushed and stamped her feet with anger.
Yi Xin never knew this, and now he bent down with laughter and leaned against Chen Fang's arms: "Good sister, you still have a way to get him down. I don't know how many times I have been angry with him over the years. Today, I finally rectified him! "
As Yi Xin spoke, her waist ached and she was knocked out of a distance. I saw Lan Yin hug Chen Fang's waist and said angrily, "My aunt is mine. Don't argue with me! "
Zheng, when they saw the dumbfounded look, they even burst out laughing. Even Mei, who has been deeply sad recently, can't help smiling.
Chen Fang looked at the crowd around. This scene has not been seen for many years. Everyone laughed so happily, but behind these smiling faces, the sincerity and purity of that year have long been lost. In a blink of an eye, the new year is coming. Looking up at the sky, the moonlight is bleak, and sadness has spread slowly in this winter season.
Jian Rou counted the luggage, arranged night attendants and maids, and then picked up the curtain and went into the inner room. Fang Jianchen has changed his casual clothes, and is waiting on the cotton coagulation to freshen up. He is busy with two or three steps and hands over the towel the little girl is holding.
Fang wiped the dust off his body and asked, "Are you all ready?"
Sword judo: "The twenty boxes of camphor wood will be sent to the warehouse first, and the boxes we carry with us will be put in the outhouse for use tomorrow."
Mianning said, "I think it's better not to open the box first. I am afraid it is a waste of time! "
Seeing her puzzled, Mianning pursed her lips and said, "I'm afraid we'll have to pack up and go back to Shengjing in a few days!" "
Jianrou immediately smiled knowingly: "Yes, it seems to be intact!"
Dust Fang also ignored them, conveniently smoking a book on the bed, crooked body to read. When I saw it, it was the first "Bodhisattva Man":
"Ask you what is light, how many months can there be in a year, and the past is as bright as silk, and the hometown is also at the end of spring.
Spring can't come back, and two oars separate the pine flowers. Old things are driven away by the cold, and crying and hatred are still there. "
Mianning went to bed, and Xiao Fang covered her leg cover. She added, "Gege, although it's a joke, it's also the handmaiden's mind. You are the serious master of this family, and you can't show your face all year round. Even if Master Beizi says nothing, the empress in the palace, even the emperor, will always be worried. There is a reason why the daughter-in-law is not in front of her all the year round. "
"Regardless of others, Sigege is your own flesh and blood. You can't let her often run around! " Jianrou cut the candle flowers and came back to echo.
Chen Fang put down the book and said, "Why do you two talk so much today? It's all because I indulge you too much on weekdays, and both of you have no sense of proportion. "
Mianning didn't dare to say anything when she looked uncomfortable. Judo with partial sword: "handmaiden is not for your master!" " Looking at today's ordinary Fujin's triumphant face, I feel angry! "
"I said, why are you so angry today? So you don't like her! " Chen Fang sat up and said seriously, "This place is not as good as Shengjing. There are royal families and relatives everywhere. If she can take the position of Shu Fujin in Beizifu, her family background must be unusual. If you don't restrain yourself, I'm afraid it will lead to great disaster, and I'm afraid even I can't protect you. "
Jian Rou saw that she looked serious and immediately knelt down: "The handmaiden was also impatient. If someone wants to pursue this matter, the handmaiden will definitely bear it and never dare to implicate Gege! "
Chen Fang saw that despite her determination, her face turned pale. She reached out and twisted her nose and smiled: "Poor thing, get up. I am bluffing! You and Mianning are my right-hand men. How can I break my arm? Moreover, your slap is deeply imprinted in my heart. "
Jianrou was relieved, and Mianning helped her up with a smile: "You can only be brave in front of outsiders, and Gege was frightened by a word. Where are your usual cleverness? " It can be seen that Monkey Sun can't escape the Tathagata's palm again. "
Jianrou blushed, and Chen Fang said, "It would be chaotic to care. If she doesn't have me in her heart, how can she care about what I say? "
After playing the second watch outside, Chen Fang was exhausted by the long journey. She was just about to go to bed when she heard footsteps coming from the outside room. A girl cried, "Who will call at midnight? My master is asleep. "
After a while, I heard again: "Hey, this cold man, why are you here?"
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