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Chapter 32 of Laojiumen Novel

Chapter 32 Long Gown

Chen Pi woke up and found himself lying in the corner of Tuhuo Temple. He raised his eyes and looked at the clothes hanging aside. He washed them in the river for a long time. , and then washed the blood off the clothes. He touched his face, and the beard on his face began to harden. He went to the lake, dipped in water, and shaved a few times. At this time, the pain in his hand made him completely awake.

He looked at his hands and saw that the skin on all ten fists was broken. This was not caused by the battle he had last night. It was caused by him smashing it with his fist in annoyance on the way back to the Mahuo Temple. The tree was injured.

The one hundred cents trouble, if it were before, he would not be so angry at all after doing these people, but after Xiqi's words, he actually started to care about it. One by one, if this business is like this, it can be considered a loss of money.

Chen Pi got up. Seeing that his clothes were still wet, he wrapped the tattered quilt around himself, tied it tightly with a rope, and continued walking towards Baipinglou. This time he looked He looked at the donation-free flag hanging on the branch and took it down.

Whose flag does ****** belong to? Yesterday, he killed the last one and pressed for a long time, but the other party refused to tell. Rather than saying that he refused to tell, he felt that the other party really didn't know the origin of Huang Kui's free cloth, and he had nowhere to ask. . He suddenly felt that continuing like this was not an option. If even Huang Kui's own people don't know who owns this flag, then when will he be able to complete this matter?

He still clearly remembered Xiqi’s words, all of which required him to finish this matter. If he couldn’t kill that person, the 100 coins would turn into a joke.

As he walked, he felt the pain in his body. His joints were torn violently, making him feel tired with every step he took. He suddenly fell into a trance, leaned against the tree on the roadside, and continued Look at his injured fist. In his ears, he began to hear Xi Qi's gasp before death, and the curse of killing one person with a hundred coins.

Numerous Xiqi began to talk and kept talking. Chen Pi's face became more and more gloomy, and the disgust and anxiety in his heart began to boil. He suddenly remembered his old self, his old self. , it never hurts so much because of killing something.

"Son of a bitch." Chen Pi narrowed his eyes at all the Xiqi in front of him. He wiped his face, leaned to one side, began to vomit violently, and then fainted.

When he woke up again, a group of children were throwing stones at him. He was woken up by a stone hitting his chin. When he woke up, the group of kids scattered in a crowd. .

Chen Pi got up and patted the frozen vomit on his body. His expression had changed. The distortion and inner torment had disappeared. He suddenly turned back to the Chen Pi he was before. .

"Since we can't find whose flag it is, we have to kill them all. There must be one who is right." Chen Pi looked at the sky, and all the Xiqi disappeared. There was only one left, looking at him with a smile, as if betting that he wouldn't be able to finish the job. Chen Pi also smiled.

Chen Pi continued to walk towards Baipinglou. On the other side, Changsha was crying and smoking a hookah along the river embankment. His hands were shaking and he could hardly lift the pipe. There was a person who looked like an accountant following him. He didn't dare to speak and just stayed with him silently.

The corners of Changsha's mouth twitched, and tears flowed down his neck. He wiped them away: "What do you mean by uncertainty? Haven't you asked someone to check it?"

"Mr. Shifting the Helm, Everyone is dead, who is going to test this?" Mr. Accountant said timidly, and he took a step back before he dared to speak: "Besides, Miss Shuixiang is no longer a young girl, and you don't know what this girl is like. It’s not that I don’t know.”

“Fuck you, you know nothing.

"Chang Shan suddenly became furious and cursed: "If the woman I have slept with is allowed to be touched by others again, then what does that mean to me? After I fell in love with her, would she dare to mess around again? I killed them all. The women I have slept with are mine for the rest of my life and no one can touch them. ”

“Yes yes yes. " Mr. Accountant nodded and almost knelt down in fright.

"Damn it, you are such a beggar. You want to touch my woman and be a cannon. What a beautiful thought. Changshan's tears came down again, "You said Shuixiang, that stinky bitch, knew that she might be ruined, wouldn't she, wouldn't she have ended it on her own first?" Doesn't she know that she is my woman? I feel sick when I think about this nonsense. "

The accountant's head was covered with cold sweat. Suddenly he saw a few girls walking by. He immediately had an idea: "Mr. Helmsman, why don't you get a little girl to fill it with water? You know the number of incense. After all, you are not the first to use Shuixiang. You happened to go to see if Lan Po in Ximen has any new ones. "

Changsha didn't say anything and sighed, "Forget it, the daughter of the seventh household on Willow Street is 15. I've already taken a liking to that little butt. Please tell me about it. I did it. I have business to do. "As he spoke, he looked at the thing hidden under his wrist and wiped away his tears. He regained his composure and said, "That beggar usually stays in the corner of the Mahuo Temple. You can find someone to go to the Mahuo Temple to find a beggar. We all know him. His name is Chen Pi. You guys can’t fight against this Chen Pi. Remember to treat him politely. Buy three boxes of gifts, a pair of good winter clothes, and a thousand coins. Just say thank you. Complement his skills yesterday and invite him to discuss big business. ”

“Where can I invite you?” "

"Go to Baipinglou, prepare a table of wine and food in the building, and ambush the brother who is good at using a spear. When he comes, he will do it without saying a word. Be sure to cut him and bring him down. Give me. "

"But didn't Big Brother ask you to invite him? "

"You know, if another man has touched my woman, even if he just touched his hand, it is dirty. I will neither keep the woman nor him. When my eldest brother asks, he will say that he doesn't. As long as you are willing, don't be nagging, go to the building and ask the three gangs and five factions of bosses to move to the cockfighting pit at the east gate. I will wait for them to eat there. The table of dishes ordered in the building will be given to that tangerine peel to see off. "The gown shook his sleeves and hid the mechanism under his wrist: "By the way, don't move Shuixiang's body to my place. Let the elder brother handle it by himself. Don't dirty my place. "

The accountant nodded and figured out what to do. He straightened his body in his long robe, wiped his nose with a handkerchief, and sighed: "The palace has a slender waist. Only when you are old will you be hairpin-year-old. Just got aroused by the romance, and the two buns are in the hanging Yang. When you first learn to apply strict makeup, you will feel as if you are slimming your body, timid and shy about your emotions. What a charming move. If you have a nagging mind, you will not pity your good son-in-law first. It was late at night, so I got into the mandarin quilt and undressed Luo Shang if I didn't want to. I stood up with silver on my back, but I said you should go to bed first. ”