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400-word composition level 3 topic: If I can't write prose, then divide it into at least 4 paragraphs.
The mythical world is really wonderful! My favorite mythical hero is the Monkey King, because he can change seventy-two. I often think that if I can change, I may be better than Sun!
If I can change, I want to become a big umbrella and stand on the ridge of the country. The farmer's uncle who worked in the hot sun was tired, so he came in to have a rest, ate a watermelon, shook his cattail leaf fan and told jokes.
If I can change, I want to become a train and bring those children who can't go to school to our school. Let them eat, live, play and have classes with us happily.
If I change, I want to become a big house, so that people on the street who have no water to drink, no food to eat and no place to live can live in it. Watching TV, playing games and dreaming together in the evening.
If I can change it, I want to turn it into a big plane and let foreign children come to China to play. Let them appreciate our long-standing Chinese civilization and feel the colorful land of Kyushu. Let them know that China is one of the most beautiful places in the world.
If I can change, I will become many things and make the world a better place.
If I changed.
If I can change, I want to be a breeze. Breeze blowing, continuous spring rain blowing, so that the earth is covered with green clothes; Blowing flowers fairy, let the earth colorful; Blow away the summer heat and fill the earth with coolness; Autumn painters blow in and paint the earth with golden harvest; Grandpa Dong's beard was blown white, and the earth was covered with silver.
If I can change, I want to be a bird. Fly freely in the blue sky. I want to fly to the island of Taiwan Province Province and tell the children in Taiwan Province Province how much they miss you in the mainland! Let the children on both sides of the strait join hands, wish the great motherland an early peaceful reunification, and wish compatriots on both sides of the strait an early reunion, good luck and well-being.
If I can change, I want to be a little star. Wandering in the vast universe. I want to swim to the Middle East and over Iraq, wishing the children there to get rid of the disaster of war as soon as possible and be as happy and healthy as we are.
If I can change, I want to become a flower and give it to the hospitalized children, wishing them an early victory over the disease and an early recovery.
If I change, I want to turn into a large number of books, stationery and toys, and give them to poor children in mountainous areas to help them go to school smoothly and thrive.
If I can change, I want to become a magic flashlight to illuminate the eyes of all blind children and help them drive away the darkness and usher in the light. Landlord ... adopt me!
If I were a people's teacher.
Every time I see the teacher teaching all the knowledge to the students, I think: those masters are not like this! They teach half the knowledge to their disciples and keep the other half for themselves. This is so wrong! We should learn from the selfless dedication of teachers. I wish I were a teacher!
If I were a teacher, I would ask students to prepare a knowledge book. This knowledge book records the problems you don't understand when reading the text and discusses them with your classmates in class. Write down the questions you understand, good words and sentences or materials you think are useful in this book.
If I were a teacher, I would let the students with poor grades stay every night and make up lessons for them to make their grades better and better.
If I am a teacher, if some students don't do their homework. I will patiently say to him, "If there is a next time, I will tell your parents." . They try to earn money to read to you. It's wrong of you to repay mom and dad like this. "
If I were a teacher and my students were injured, my heart would be very painful, as if there were a thousand stones in my heart. And hurried him to the clinic to see if he was bandaged.
If I am a teacher, I am willing to devote myself to my motherland and be an excellent people's teacher, so that my students can respect and love me. How happy I am!
If I were a scientist.
If I were a scientist, I would invent "automatic roads". Automatic roads have a feature. Just press the street light and you can go where you want to go.
If I were a scientist, I would invent a flying car, which can not only run on the road, but also fly, so that you can know how far it is from here to your home.
If I were a scientist, I would invent a kind of shoes that can mop the floor, so that people can mop up the dust when they walk by;
If I were a scientist, I would invent a house. If you think this house is not good, you can put another one like a building block.
If I were a scientist, I would invent a skirt. If it is summer, you will feel cool. If it is winter, you will feel very warm.
If I were a scientist, I would invent a schoolbag. This schoolbag is loaded with heavy things, but it seems that it has no back.
If I were a scientist, ...
If I were the mayor
Everyone has lofty ideals. Some people want to be scientists, some want to be teachers, some want to be Baiyun … and I want to be the mayor.
Chongqing is a big city in southwest China, with a large population and a weak foundation, but it also has its own advantages, with a vast territory, a long history and a strong educational foundation. If I become the mayor, I will make full use of our advantages and avoid our weaknesses, and make Chongqing a pearl in the southwest of China.
If I were the mayor, I should first pay attention to the economic development of Chongqing, constantly improve the purchasing power of the citizens, and let the poor live in warm and comfortable buildings. Everyone has a warm and happy family, so that beggars no longer live on the streets. Our city has no pain but happiness.
If I were the mayor, I would attach importance to the environment while developing the economy, and call on the citizens to plant more trees so that green can protect our homeland. I also want to attract talents from all over the world and develop a car so that its exhaust gas will not pollute the air. I will also make a tough system to restrain people from consciously caring for environmental sanitation and make our city like a big garden.
If I were the mayor, I would eliminate crime, educate criminals, tell them to abandon evil and do good, and keep our city away from evil. ...
If I am the mayor ... if ... I know there is still a lot of work to be done, but I know that the most important thing now is to study hard from now on and realize my dream when I grow up.
If I were my father.
"Dad" is a kind name. If I were my father, ...
It is said that "strict teachers make excellent students", but what about strict father? If I were a father, I would be a strict father.
One day, my son Wang Guoxing rushed over and said excitedly, "Dad, look." He clutched a Zhang Yiyuan dollar tightly in his hand for fear of falling to the ground. I think it's strange. I don't usually give him money. I'm nervous. I'm afraid he stole it. I asked strangely, "Where did you get it?" "I picked it up in kindergarten." This matter can't be sloppy. In order to find out the truth of the matter, I eagerly dragged him to the kindergarten to ask the teacher.
When I arrived at the kindergarten, I found the teacher, took my son to the teacher and said softly, "Teacher, my child found a Zhang Yiyuan dollar at school. Please help me give this dollar to the owner. " But my son still clutched the money tightly. I quickly lowered my head to suppress my anger and whispered to my son, "Give me the money." He didn't take it seriously and held the money tighter. I got angry and shouted, "Give it to me!" Stunned, my son gave me the money trembling, then covered his face with his hand and began to cry.
Walking on the way home. I said to my son earnestly, "Son, what you found today is one yuan, tomorrow you may find ten yuan, and the day after tomorrow ... If this goes on, you will develop bad habits and even embark on the road of crime." No matter how much money you get, it is not honest and precious. "
Thirty years later, my son Guo Wang became a great thinker. One day, I saw a reporter interview him on TV and asked him, "How did you become a thinker?" He pondered for a moment and replied with a smile: "My father was strict with me in thought and behavior since childhood and educated me. In fact, my father is a great thinker and educator. "
If I am such a father, if I have such a son, it would be really wonderful!
The landlord adopted me.
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