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Ask for a joke about cigarettes that I have seen before.

Several students often smoke at school, and Mr. X tries to smoke in the office.

Teacher X: "Do you smoke at school?"

A student: "Yes."

Teacher X: "Good! Quite reasonable! Call your parents immediately. "

One student went outside the office and said to several other students, "Don't say there is smoking."

Other students said, "Thank you, it's really my brother."

Teacher X: "B comes in."

Student B: "Yes."

Teacher X: "Do you smoke at school?"

Student B: "No."

Teacher x: "French fries!" "

Put out two fingers and pick up the French fries.

Teacher X flew into a rage: "Still say no! Call your parents. "

The students walked out of the office in frustration.

Walk into the office

Teacher x: "French fries!" "

C carefully took the French fries and thought, it's okay.

Teacher X: "Dip in some ketchup!" "

C put his hand into the ketchup dish with French fries and accidentally dipped too much ketchup.

The index finger touched the French fries lightly and quickly, and too much ketchup fell off.

Teacher X: "The movements are quite skilled. Call your parents quickly. "

Teacher x: "French fries!" "

D held the potato chips carefully.

Teacher X: "Take these out and share them with your classmates!" " "

(d) Happy) Put the French fries in your ear and prepare to pick them up with both hands.

Teacher X was angry: "Call parents!"

Teacher x: "French fries!" "

E carefully took the French fries (sweating like a pig).

Teacher X: "Take these out and share them with your classmates!" " "

E put the chips in his pocket and thought, thank you very much.

Teacher X suddenly exclaimed, "The headmaster is coming."

E immediately threw the potato chips in his pocket on the ground and stepped on it hard!

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N th student

Teacher X: French fries!

N student: thank you! Don't!